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# newsletter subject line compo
what foul message do you want to send out to a gazillion inboxes?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 12:33, archived)
# FUCK YOU IN THE BUNGHOLE WITH YOUR MAMMA'S TIGHTS
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 12:34, archived)
# *LOL*
Please let it be this.

Please God.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Wanted: New Presenter for Childrens TV Series. Must like getting hands dirty
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 12:34, archived)
# *wins*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 12:53, archived)
# RIP MY RING!! IT'S THE NEWSLETTER!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Wash it all down with a cup of cold sick.
Fungus the Bogeyman, I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 12:35, archived)
# WHERE'S OUR FUCKING SNOW?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 12:35, archived)
# 'Luckily not arriving by train'
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Happy New Year from Mail-Order-Dildoes.com
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 12:36, archived)
# B3TA: Cunting the shit of fuck, since 2001
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Now sponsored by the Daily Mail - you thieving pikey cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 12:36, archived)
# What about
Golly gosh! How rare Nuncle!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Complete in just 5000 issues at a cost of £Zillions
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 12:37, archived)
# FREE RINGBINDER WITH PART ONE!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 12:38, archived)
# or ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Throw your legs over my shoulders,..
... let me wear you like a feed bag!

(Bill Hicks as Randy Pan, the Goat Boy)
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 12:38, archived)
# It's like a wisp of cotton candy framing a paper-cut
etc

:D
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Needs more twitching rabbit nostril.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 12:52, archived)
# You shaggy 'ol thang you.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 12:52, archived)
# networksolutions.com Username: B3ta Password: whoops
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Remember. its never to late to push her down the stairs.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 4 Jan 2008, 12:38, archived)
# FOREWORD BY GOLIATH OF GATH'S TAILOR
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 12:39, archived)
# WHERE'S PRODGE?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Reading Manley's blog
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 12:40, archived)
# *glares*


you're such a bitch!!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 12:58, archived)
# *waves*
hahahaha

I canna use it anymore man, as he gan used eet before chrimbo.....man
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 12:58, archived)
# CLIFF RICHARD IS BETTER THAN ELVIS AND STILL ALIVE
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 12:42, archived)
# "i killed your mum, she's in this bag"
/hit the right reply button this time

(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Yo' momma's so fat, she's got pictures of food in her wallet.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 12:45, archived)
# ...she had her ears pierced and gravy ran out...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 12:47, archived)
# ...she wore stilettos and struck oil...
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 12:49, archived)
# ..at school she sat next to everybody...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Her cereal bowl has its own lifeguard
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 12:52, archived)
# she goes swimming and when she jumps in, the water jumps out
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 12:54, archived)
# I swerved to avoid her and ran out of petrol
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 12:55, archived)
# she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 13:00, archived)
# she thinks Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 13:00, archived)
# she has to put her belt on with a boomerang
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 13:00, archived)
# her belly button's got an echo
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 13:01, archived)
# hahah! when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 13:03, archived)
# She uses Saturn's rings as a hula hoop
/I'm saving this thread for posterity :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 13:04, archived)
# She has to iron her pants on the driveway
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 13:05, archived)
# she's so big she can't even jump to a conclusion
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 13:06, archived)
# ...a picture of her fell off the wall
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 13:08, archived)
# She was baptised at Seaworld
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 13:12, archived)
# she jumped into the air and got stuck
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 13:13, archived)
# She shows up on radar
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 13:14, archived)
# ...they tried to make a life size lego sculpture of her, they got one tenth the way through
and said: fuck it let's use breeze blocks.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 13:14, archived)
# ...she developed a heart condition, and she struggles to climb the stairs
/fail
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Genuine Office LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 12:51, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 13:02, archived)
# ....she bleeds yazoo, sweats butter and pisses coke.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 12:52, archived)
# HOLY SHITBALLS, IT'S GOING DOWN.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Yo' Momma's so nasty, she about to do something a little strange, for a bit a change.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 12:55, archived)
# WHERE'S SPUGGY..MAN?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 13:00, archived)
# "They say of the acropolis, where the parthenon is"
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 13:06, archived)
# spiking britney's drink and stealing her kids
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 4 Jan 2008, 14:00, archived)