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# It really is the worst sort of shit.


(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:02, archived)
# yes
true
affirmative
confirmed
agree
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Yeah. It used to be alright but now it's rubbish.
Can I just threadjack for a minute or two to say, "What a fucking odd piece of spam email..."

Fabrics And Poles Ltd
Thames Court, 1 Victoria Street,
Windsor, Berkshire SL4 1YB.
United Kingdom.
Tel:+44 704 577 2962
Fax: +44 704 577 2962
Website:www.esources.co.uk

Greetings,


INTRODUCING FABRICS AND POLES LTD

We are Fabrics and Poles Ltd London. one of the fastest growing
clothing companies.We supply clothing materials to our clients in the U.S.A.

We carry a selection of latest T-Shirts,Cardigans,Ladies Tops,Kids wear
& Silver Jewellery. We offer exceptional customer service and quality
at discounted prices!. Everything in our catalogue is priced in UK/US
funds. We ship within UK, US and also in other parts of the World. Our
products are designed, made,manufactured & imported from Different
Continents and shipped world wide. Some of our products are designed in UK
as well.

Due to the increasing amount of customers in the U.S.A, we are
searching for representatives who are trustworthy that will work for our
company as our representatives in U.S.A.

He Or She will have the following .Duty - Receive payment on behalf of
the company.Benefits - 10% of every payment received.

To apply for the Job you are required to forward to us via email this
Data needed -

1. Name
2. Address
3. Phone number
4. Present occupation
5. Age
6- Annaul Income
7. sex

Do note that you are to reply to this email
address.Email:[email protected]

Roland Bradley,
Marketing Manager
Fabrics and Poles Ltd
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:24, archived)
# you get spam
so we get spam


ass
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:26, archived)
# *applies*
Wish me luck.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:27, archived)
# No offence to you
but surely spamming like this isn't the best way to get quality applicants? Or maybe it is?

Perhaps I should suggest this to our HR department.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Well, that just increases my chances of getting the job ;)
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:32, archived)
# HAVE I GOT A POLE TO SELL YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:28, archived)
# SOLD!
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:32, archived)
# fabric optional.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:53, archived)
# I used to get a lot of these
but they usually involved Asian companies seeking representatives in Your Country™
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:29, archived)
# i bet he is the long lost son of an african prime minister
who needs your help to release fund held in his fathers name.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:29, archived)
# See, that's what I normally get
Dear Sir, my dad used to be king and now I want to put $50million, three tons of herbal viagra and a book on how to make women squirt in your bank account for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Is that what bankers call "liquid assets"?

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:41, archived)
# hmm.
They want to know about your anal income?
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:29, archived)
# And sex.
It does rather take a nasty turn towards the end, doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Fabrics and Poles = Tents, Shirley?
To apply for the Job you are required to forward to us via email this
Data needed -

1. Name
2. Address
3. Phone number
4. Mother's maiden name
5. Age
6. Bank account number
7- Annaul Income
8. sex
(Skittlemcfluff ......................, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:54, archived)
# 6-Anal income
7. sex
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:07, archived)
# haha
still the one about scientology where the guy got all shirty and shouty was pretty funny.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Oh that was amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:07, archived)
# it was just such a brilliant moment of madness. classic.
also



BROOM BROOM ;)
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:07, archived)
# If we had had telly 2000 years ago I could see something similar between Jesus and
edit:....

and..Pontius Pilate (hmmm...what happened there then)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Fred Flintstone?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Attila the Hun?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:11, archived)
# monkeys
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:16, archived)
# ah...monkeys...yes...that would be it then
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:21, archived)
# That simply made the Cult of Scientology look more daft
the journalist lost the plot like any other human being, except he was restrained and didn't kick the Scientology guy's teeth out like I would of had in the same situation
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:11, archived)
# I liked the way the scientologist tried to shout back,
but completely failed to be heard over the sheer rage of the journalist.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:14, archived)
# It was a rage of epic, almost biblical proportion, granted
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:17, archived)
# is there a link?
i'm curious to see this now
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Here you go, enjoy
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=mjlo4u_8g60
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:23, archived)
# hahah that was worth it for the very end
YOU CANNOT ASSERT WOT YOU ARE SAYING
now, listen to me...
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Try googling shouty Scientology
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Being muppets, the cult of scientology set up a website immediately afterwards as if this would shame the BBC and John Sweeny
unfortunately it did little than confirm to the rest of us what nasty, manipulative, secretive, and above all paranoid people they are

You'll have to watch all of the documentary to get a gist of why he lost the plot; can't be compressed into five minutes of brief entertainment
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Anyone who follows a 'religion' whose holy book is written by a sci fi writer deserves everything they get.
Surely it doesn't take a genius to realise there might be something a bit dodgy about that.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Quite :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:48, archived)
# "Study of truth" my arse.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:49, archived)
# I know what you mean.
Every week is a new terror threatening to destroy our lives.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:06, archived)
# this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fear,_uncertainty_and_doubt
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:09, archived)
# i wish it hosted by this man

because facts times importance equals news
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:08, archived)
# ^this
times 50 ace bursts of Wolf
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:10, archived)
# *looks at empty beer cans*
*searches for Peadogeddon on media server*
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Some people say alcohol is a drug.
It's not a drug, it's a drink.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:11, archived)
# remember to look out for cake in its many names
'hetty jakes pretentious cheese wog' or 'joss akland's spunky backpack'
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:18, archived)
# What's that behind . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:08, archived)
# TJ time
who is it on here that does biroart with the lovely hand drawn look website?

I will make you a picture if you tell me. Yes yes I will.

edit: Nevermind, found it
(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Nobby Nobody.
Indeed: www.biro-art.com/
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:10, archived)
# C'mon . . . you can tell us . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:12, archived)
# thank you very much
indeed

(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Hallo Miss Wiggledance
We were noobies together. Did you mark you b3taday? Missed mine.
(I helped save b3ta! oldpeopleinthecemetery, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:20, archived)
# I posted on the talk board
but no one was very interested at all!
(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Awww!
I never go there. Doesn't sound like I'm missing much.
(I helped save b3ta! oldpeopleinthecemetery, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:02, archived)
# *cowers*

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Dispatches got pretty big today.
Worried about Ken livingstone. Fine I'm northern I couldn't give a flaming hairy toss, but the dose of "oh he works with people he trusts that happen to be socialists" was a bit odd.
I mean it's not like you can't accuse any government's cabinet of cronyism in one form or another.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:28, archived)