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# Snip, snip!

I got my date through this morning....no more little wildyles'.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:10, archived)
# *winces*
Edit: VASECTOMY IS MURDER!

/prolife blog
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:11, archived)
# i'm thinking of getting that done
let me know how it goes

good luck
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:11, archived)
# I can't imagine the reports will involve the word "fun"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:13, archived)
# pfffft!
"Like a walk in the park.....if that walk involves having your bollocks sliced off with a cleaver....by stevie wonder."
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:15, archived)
# "...being told what to do by Helen Keller"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Anne Frank...
/clerks 2
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:18, archived)
# poor girl
milking in absolute silence is no way to live.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:19, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:22, archived)
# I found this last week...
scienceblogs.com/terrasig/2008/02/liveblogging_the_vasectomy_chr.php

It's more than I'd ever want to know... completely SFW, what with being all words.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:32, archived)
# I don't think I will read that.
Ignorance is bliss and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:36, archived)
# It's worth reading
His whole point is that it's about 15 minutes of mild discomfort, then you get drugged up and reap the sympathy
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 10:01, archived)
#
vasectomy rohypnol
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:15, archived)
# crikey
er...good luck
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Apparently it only hurts if you get your thumbs caught between the bricks...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:17, archived)
# This
/so someone once told me.

NING ALL
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:19, archived)
# 'ning wobbles
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:25, archived)
# I hear there's a new kind now that you can turn on and off by radio control.
You should get that.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:17, archived)
# radio controlled bricks?
where can I get some?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:18, archived)
# And remember this way is painless!
Provided you don't catch your thumbs between the bricks.




Sorry :)
(Bob the Scutter, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:20, archived)
# ahem...
mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:22, archived)
# heee... counterpart to this
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:22, archived)
# ooof!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:28, archived)
# I'd think about it
but then the rate of cancer in men who have had the snip is higher.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:26, archived)
# I had a chat to the doctor about it, he seemed to think there was no increase in risk..... then again he was nhs ;)


(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Haha
it's funny because it's true.

When I did my back in I saw my doctor who reckoned I should have physio. It was a three week wait on the NHS, and a three hour wait on private. Thankfully I get health insurance with work or I would've had to suffer, or pay vast sums of money.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:35, archived)
# aaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:28, archived)
# very ouch
do they do a set for cats?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Hahaha
Oh god don't!

I don't even wanna think about it!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Snip, snip snip!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)
# I would recommend
To anyone having the procedure: headphones (not earbuds), and a book of some sort. It takes a while and you do not really want to listen.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 10:04, archived)
# this brings tears to my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Had It done:
Twenty years too late!

First effect: you feel smug every time you see a stroller (pram).

I don't actually spread the clap around a lot, so it was a while before I was in a good relationship and got to really relax into the feeling of not letting the woman be in charge of the birth control (aside from the condoms).
Those cancer stats are bullshit, as I understand. People keep trying to tell us that coffee will kill us, too. It's human nature to demonize all the best stuff.

The Most Important Job In The World is NOT keeping the work force cheap, guys.

Smoke your oysters!

Wonderful!

[edit: my user name has to do with a snack on my desk the last time I had to choose a new user name and nothing else]
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:55, archived)