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(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Imagine if they activated it at the funeral.
It's be a bit excellent, and a good send off. Just when they were lowering him.

*Takes tricorner off*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)
# "Oh bugger, the thingy's stuck again"
"Just give the coffin a bit of a kick, it'll lower fine"
"I can't let you do that, Dave"
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Exactly.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)
# nice
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Daaaaisy Daaaaaaisy
Give me your answer do..
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Hello.
Again. :]
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Hello :D
How are you?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Tired.
But good. :]
You still feeling sicky?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)
# I am, yes :(
And very very hungry.
But do not worry, I will be fine :)

It is good that you are good because being good is good.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Can't eat?
:[
*big hug*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Don't squeeze too hard ;)
Did you have a good day?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)
# It was good.
Your letter came in.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Yay! :D
I look forward to your reply ^_^
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# I shall write it tonight probably.
I spent the afternoon reading. But then my dad came, and I realized I hadn't written my reply. So I'll prolly do it tonight.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Hahah ok then :D
*excites*
*fidgets*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# ^_^
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Eeeeeeeee
*glees*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# They're burying him in a washing machine?


Woo! Nice tribute.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)
# pfft, be more solemn please
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)
# heh
though i hope they don't really do that
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:53, archived)
# I can't let them do that
if they're called Dave.

I'm sorry, I need to sleep. I don't the difference between right and wrong any more.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)
# YOU ARE ASLEEP ALREADY.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)
# stop shouting
I was having a dream about tits and marbles.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)
# YOU ARE DREAMING.
b3ta is all in your miiiiyiiiind
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Wiki says he died tomorrow.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_C._Clarke

*Edit* You're all a bunch of spoilsports.

*Edit edit* We all know there is nowhere other than England.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:54, archived)
# timezone issues
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Time difference.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)
# how appropriate! :D
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)
# DATELINES, MOTHERFUCKER.
 
Wednesday lunchtime, here..
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)
# THE FUTURE!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)
# in an hour and five minutes it'll be tomorrow here too
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)
# I dispute this
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)
# bbc news or wikipaedia
which would you believe (although it is time zone issues)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)
# what's the collective term for a group of pedants, then?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)
# your mum
i think
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)
# it's "a circlejerk of pedants", according to the OED
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)
# sorry, that should probably be "pedance"
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)
# pfft!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)
# an impedance of pedants?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)
# apparently, the Collins edition has it as
a "mnng" or a "durr" of pedi.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)
# and not as a mmmllngngnglngllmglng*dribble*mlgnlgnlg of pedants?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)
# don't make me laugh you cunt, i've got a nasty enough cough as it is
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)
# haha
*unzips*

I've got plenty of cough syrup!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)
# nah, that'll only make me choke
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# ah well
more for me

*glugglugglug*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)
# which definition of pedant are we using here?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)
# "Which definition of the word "pedant" are we utilising in this instance, please?"
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)
# I don't know if it's the metric or the imperial one
but as the imperial system of measurement is a metric system that'll just add to the pendantry
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# No, no. That's how you rate pedants.
Level of impedance = how many faults they find.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)
# surely the level of impedance is the amount of faults there are.
and not how many are found?

:)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)
# No.
I made it up, I set the rules.

Ner-nikky-ner-ner.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)
# aha! but!
*undresses*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)
# I see.
Well then; I shall have to reply with a:

*fondle*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# an internet of pedants
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)
# HE DIED IN THE FUTURE!
Good for him.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)
# It's a good place to die.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)
# i plan to die then.
or possibly in the past.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)
# I think it's a bit late to die in the past.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Profiles of the future.
I'll miss his work. I'll bet his tombstoneis 1:4:9
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)
# His work died too!?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)
# He won't produce any more.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)
# SHIT
Arthur C Clarke's dead.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)
# not til tomorrow
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)
# I am just glad the stars aren't vanishing
/geek
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Aw, shame, he was hanging on a bit, nothing wrong with that of course
shame he was hanging on a bit nothing wrong with that of courseIn loving memory
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)
# he's playing with his orbital insertion module
:)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Pfft
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)
# "Will I dream?"
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)
# o no! first haley joel osment and now this!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)
# haha thanks for making me look to see if he was deaded.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# ten-second celebrities amuse me.
he is dead, it was in the news.

*beets hoarse*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
# this is rather sad
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# that was my aim
I'm not happy-go-lucky, flickathewrist, look at that, how's yer father, button yer lip, shut that door, ooh betty, all the time.

Actually, I'm not any of the above very often. I'm quite a melancholy cunt.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)