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# fuckin' birfday innit
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Aaah
Happy Birthday that man.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Happy birthday!
edit - ah, you're all lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)
# And Happy B3taday!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)
# HAPPY BIRTH-
B3TA..

HAPPY EVERYDAY
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Happy!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)
# JOY
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Happy Birthday!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)
# *claps*
Happy birthday, big grown up laddy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Happy birthday!
You're a grownup now! ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Get Cthulhu another drink, he's not into the party yet.
Happy birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)
# heheh cthulhu's designated driver
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Oh, that poor bastard.
He can have one, surely. No policeman will question him.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# this is true ashally
he's the best wingman going. when your wingman is evil incarnate you can't help but look better in comparison
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# That's true,
but he probably doesn't help to attract the ladies.
Except for Captain Wow, I expect.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# more or less a given that
he could drag them in with his tentacles though
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# That's a much underused technique in the dating scene.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# you've never been on the sheffield dating scene pal
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# If everything stays good I'm hoping to avoid it.
No offence to the fine city, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# i hope you do as well
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# NOT Cthulu, too many tentacles.
If you've got any cenobites I'll take them off your hands though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# what my mates not good enough for you?
nah... leave it, cthulhu mate... she's not worth it
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Happy birthday sir!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)
# What the fuck are you doing here then!?
Happy fuckin birthday! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)
# its only just turned birthday. i'm getting a beer to celebrate
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Happy real birthday
Now get off b3ta and go to the pub!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)
# i'm shit at this b3ta deadpool thing
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)
# why aren't you asleep?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# merry tuesday!
get pissed! RIGHT NOW!
EDIT: freddy vs jason has just started, i'm off. g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)
# I am 21 also in a couple of months
Happy birthday to you!

You are also fit. So well done for that.
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)
# He looks very like my best mate from college
who got more tail than the rest of us combined.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Hah, I read that and thought:
"What were CID after you? What the hell were you doing?"

God I love the vagurity of language.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Shit, it's the fuzz....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# *blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# 21 is clearly a good age for b3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# it's an excellent age :D
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)
# It's working out well for me.
And I trust Tom has enjoyed his 15 minutes or so of it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# You too?
I'll be joining the club in three months or so.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# this^
Also
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# your profile reminds me of my boyfriend
skiing and dogs :)
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# I didn't even know dogs could ski.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# doggy ski school
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# thats how blind people ski
guide skiing dogs
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# What a lovely mental image
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# we had this discussion on our last ski trip
the dogs would be on skis wearing a luminous jacket leading a blind manm by a leash
Makes perfect sense
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Make it so!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Are you only 20?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Yep.
Deceptive eyy. It's the nihilism and bitter outlook on life that skews my age and supposed experience slightly.

I remember meeting someone for the first time, this was two years ago now, and they asked me what I did. So I mentioned that I hadn't done anything since my A-levels. They were really surprised because they thought I was 27ish. And this was before I even wore a beard...
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# You do come across as a lot older.
When I say a lot I don't mean an awful lot, I thought you were my age, maybe a year older.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Even though i've told you I am younger than you by several years? Repeatedly?
Being youngish and a jaded bitter shell of a man is rather rubbish though. All the older bitter shells get the opportunity to have all the relationships and sex and experiences before hand before they rue society. I on the otherhand got lumbered with it young, of all the bastarding luck. Plus it makes you seem quite old.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Yeah I don't remember everything.
Although you don't help matters, you don't exactly act like a 20 year old all the time.

You need some of those shorts and a skateboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# I don't think I've ever acted particularly young, although I fear i've probably started acting exponentially older as I age.
I only started doing Received Pronunctiation in the last few years. Although whether that makes me sound older or younger is up in the air, as my Received Pronuctiation voice is considerable higher pitched and less gruff than my natural speaking voice.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# RP is an interesting one, it tends to up people's pitch a bit.
Although considerably easier when you like round here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# I've never really encountered anyone my age, or even vaguely near it, who spoke Received Pronunctiation.
So that meant my school was filled with the usual slangy idiots to feed off of. As such I had to completely manufacture the voice myself, which even more oddly came about through my own self consciousness and was an amusing and fairly charming way to be self depricating if I was nervous of something.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)
# I learnt it at drama classes.
I meant live round here, also.

What did you base it on?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Well I tried to immitate Flanders (or was it Swann) from a Flanders & Swann sketch/song.
But after failing to quite capture the BBC English, which is subtly different from normal RP, I sort of gave up mimicing accents for some time. Then I believe I watched all four series of A Bit of Fry and Laurie and Stephen Fry's speaking style and general verbosity just slowly bled into my brain.

I can do a fairly decent World War II fighter pilot/officer accent too. "Righto chaps, looks like we're in a bit of a sticky wicket here."
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)
# I made the mistake of telling my boss I'd learnt it
and am now the voice of my company's out of hours system. It was horrible recording it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)
# *shudder*
Listening to voice recordings is horrible. And it really screws with your perception too, because it's hard to tell if you are doing a bad accent/voice or if you are just being thrown off by how awful your voice sounds generally.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:50, archived)
# I'd have been fine
I've done recording before, but only singing. The problem was the IT guy who was there kept making faces at me and generally being an arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
# i naturally speak RP from school and i've spent the last 5 years trying to unlearn it
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Why would you do that?
Received Pronunctiation is brilliant. BRILLIANT!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:47, archived)
# i can do it when i want to but i hate sounding like a twat...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# My sister's husband keeps bemoaning me, sodding northerners, for using obscure words.
Because apparantly it's just weird to use words he doesn't know, despite the fact that they'd instantly worked out what the word meant due to the context of the sentence.

Anyone who gets actually angry at someone for using the word comestible and makes them look it up a dictionary and then further go on to claim that it's not a proper word because it's 'not in common usage' is a complete unadulterated twat.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)
# I'll be in it for another 5 months or so.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# i've got a bottle of stella
so not bad so far though peter stringfellow is on my tv
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# You can probably tempt him off it with beer if you're worried he'll do himself a mischief.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# you bastard, i just added a layer of beer to my tea soaked screen
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# My work here is done.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# happy annual epoch!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Happy birthday geezer, you might as well have this rather loud chap :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# he's great!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)
# but in Welsh?
I need to retire
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Happy birthday
:D
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# congrats!
conform!
confetti!

also: here's my gift:
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# subliminal
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Happy Birthday
blimey, 21!
I hope your day is superb, alcohol induced and results in being pushed home in a shopping trolley like mine did.
many, many years ago :(
(Pob mk2, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# I can't even remember my 21st birthday


/grabs walking stick
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# space cake on its way
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# have I mentioned enough that you is fucking great
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# this may be the best present i recieve today
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# I like the fact that there's an air supply purely to keep the candle alight.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# You are ace
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# This is fantastic
and gives me hope for space travel.
(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Happy birthday
Coincidentally I am also 21 on this exact day.
(Cuthbert Annihilator, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Happy birthday Tom's twin!
(I assume)
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)
# really?
happy birthday that man

but we must fight

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)
#
to the batmobile death!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)
# happy fuckin birfday
:)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)