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# Hey I'm a paparatzo
although admittedly a very shit one. it's maria carey




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(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:27, archived)
# I like her yellow T-shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)
# closer and fucking massive
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:44, archived)
# oh ffs
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:45, archived)
# it's not far over the filesize limit
is your scrolling finger weak?
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:05, archived)
# No, it's my middle one
And it's as strong as ever - look

*shows*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:13, archived)
# BIGGEST PICTURE ON THE INTERNET.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:45, archived)
# shittest. tuesday. ever.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:46, archived)
# the bodyguard
appears to have a rip cord attached to his wrist
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Now, that wasn't really necessary, was it?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:51, archived)
# oh do fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:58, archived)
# You should have been an archer.
that'd have been ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)
# angry cap'n is fun cap'n.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)
# I can assure you, only on the internet.
I haven't actually spoken to anyone in about half an hour, just glowered at people.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)
# I'd soothe you
but I need to go and watch Night Watch followed by Day Watch.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)
# I've only seen the first.
It was good. I liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Daywatch is weirder.
By quite a lot. And doesn't really make as much sense as there were originally meant to be three.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)
# I still haven't seen it but I'd like to.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Well to give you an indication of how much more weirder it gets.
The gloom makes several more appearances. And someone drives a car up a building.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Excellent stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Here's a hug for you. It's totally me. I'm wearing a shirt today.
also no trousers
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:37, archived)
# You are a gingerbread man. Nom.
*hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:38, archived)
# I YAM!
Now whenever you need smiles and hugs you have me! Unless, of course, you delete me D:
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Never.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:42, archived)
# *grooms*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)
# and you have no genitalia
Which is quite amusing, cos our "training co-ordinator" at work is called Jennie Taylor, which always makes me laugh.
However I work with dull gits, who laughed once, and don't think it's funny anymore.
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Pffttt!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Hah!
I work with a Jenny Taylor and now I won't be able to talk to her without giggling like a loon. Damn you.
(DrSoloMania Got rickrolled by a randomburner...., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:13, archived)
# they're making the third now
apparently they're filming it in english this time though
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:39, archived)
# I hear stroking furry things can be very therapeutic
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)
# *tackles*
*covers in love*

IS HOME! MY LOVELY IS HOME!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:44, archived)
# :D I yam
bit poorly, but home and alive and all that!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:45, archived)
# That's all that matters, I did miss you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:48, archived)
# bless your heart :)
You should remind temps of their temp status ;)

I'm just about to book my flight for May 31st before I change my mind
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Love you more now.
I might just tell him to get out tomorrow, we'll see.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:59, archived)
# where've he bin?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:53, archived)
# out
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)
# I never knew you were a radio fan.
....
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Fran's in the Archers.
Fran Katzenjammer, not Fran the lizard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Orly?
She has an ace surname and alovely summer neighbour
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Yeah, if you like horse faced bints.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Fran...the lizard.
What?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)
# I have a lizard, her name is Fran.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Was she offered an audition then?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)
# No.
She does bark occasionally. Well, maybe not bark, but she makes a kind of odd noise.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Is she named after the Kyuss song?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Sons of Kyuss ruuuled :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)
# I don't have that.
But it seems to have mostly the same songs as Wretch, which is awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Will never beat the S/T.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Pfft!
Sileage Clamp ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Hello meester.
I am all unfluffy, do you still love me?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:41, archived)
# *ensnugglifies*
Always, my dear - always.

xxxx
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Eeeeeee yay xxxx
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:44, archived)
# an archer would of been good, but an angry monkey hoarder would of been ACE!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)
# HAVE
would HAVE.

You're so brave.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)
# meh, you got what i meant didnt you?
i don't get why people are so pedantic about grammar, i know english language Teachers who arent nearly as pissy about these things.
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:34, archived)
# no wonder
England's education system is going down the pan.


think it's mainly because without proper grammar things rarely make sense
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:37, archived)
# They probably should be, otherwise they're in the wrong profession.
It just gets to me, I don't see how people could think it's 'of' as that makes no sense. You don't say 'I of been to Tesco' do you?

But then we've all got niggly things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:37, archived)
# well grammar like everything in the english language is constantly evolving
written grammar on an internet forum will usually be of a far lower standard than that used in say, an essay, because its faster,
its just a trend within the evolving conventions of internet language.
provided it makes sense, its achieved the point of language, to pass on information, grammar is just to aid that along.
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:44, archived)
# It's not faster in the slightest.
Sorry, but you cannot convince me that declining standards in language caused by nothing other than laziness and apathy are a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:46, archived)
# i'm not saying their a good thing or a bad thing, all i am saying is
that the language is constantly evolving and this is just another evolution,
but you are indeed correct about the have/of.
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:48, archived)
# They're.
(sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:49, archived)
# hehe, you knew what i meant which is the important thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:50, archived)
# i had trouble even with his correction
have and of can almost be forgiven compared with there/their/they're
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:56, archived)
# then shoot them in the head
sorry we give a shit about you being retarded. Try stopping being retarded.

I get very worked up over of/have, so don't make a fucking mistake then get pissy about us telling you you're a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:38, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:44, archived)
# *cuddles incessantly*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)
# *cuddles* hello you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:38, archived)
# I'm sorry you're all sad
i r give you sadnes cuddils *cuddils*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:41, archived)
# awwww you is lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:49, archived)
# cant be
her tits aint six foot from her body
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)
# here's her tits
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)
# ISn't that big black policeman nopersonality
out of hollyoaks?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)
# the guy in yellow
was a big issue seller. he asked her to buy a copy a give him a kiss. the rather large black man swiftly dispatched him...
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Mariah Carey? Give a shit about other people?
Please. She's too busy filling her cheeks so she can hide it all away in her nest for later.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:39, archived)
# why is she being led away by John Fashanu?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:50, archived)
# why's she big, black, bald and clad in camo gear?
edit: if you can't see the guy in camouflage, don't be upset. I'm atrained observer.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)
# haha
thanks. I was worried there for a moment
(broccoli holocaust, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)
# oh for fuck sake!
pfft
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)
# *squints*
is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)
# I clicked but
it didn't get bigger.
(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Meanwhile, posh spice escapes unnoticed in the pink cap...
your cfb doesn't work by the way
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)
# *chuckles*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)
# it's the b3ta uploader
so it's just been compressed for filesize not image size
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)
# you can park your bike between her tits
They are very farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr apart
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)
# why am i looking at your stalkee?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)