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# Congratulations Mrs Brown, it's a healthy baby calf

SCIENCE NEWS!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:50, archived)
# nice udders
yay
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)
#
www.threadless.com/product/816/I_m_Sure_I_Used_To_Fit
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)
# that is cool, i can only offer chimp porn back
THIS IS A CHIMP WITH A WOMENS CUNT ADVERT, OK, ICAN'T GET THE FILM TO DOWNLOAD IT IS NSFW

www.animalsex-tour.com/gal/123/20.htm
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Oh no, mongy's been hijacked again!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Aye,
I fear this to be true!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:00, archived)
# :)
Please stop posting scat on the board.

We like your photoshops, but we don't like having to delete links and pictures of people shitting on each other. The next ban you get will be permanent and will apply to all the accounts you have set up.

We'd rather not have to do that though, so please lay of the porn and the scat and keep to the poor taste (but work-safe) jokes.

Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:02, archived)
# *is uber confused*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)
# i'll get barred
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)
# I see.
I thought it was aimed at me....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)
# so did i, at first



you filthy scatposter!

:-D
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Ah, if only I did post scat links.
Just Peter Cook links from me Im afraid :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:13, archived)
# ban his sick filth
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:13, archived)
# *fears*
No Mongy, I aint done nuffink! Honest!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)
# not again, oh no
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:01, archived)
# he's a grade A fucking tool

hacked?....haha, he's full of shit.

pardon the pun
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:27, archived)
# i never said i was hacked
i have no idea where this came from, you can call me what you want
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:57, archived)
# you're a fucking tool
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:09, archived)
# i see you have, fair play to you
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)
# i would suggest, if you've been hacked
that you log in and change your password, or log yourself out of other locations. It's not really rocket science for anyone out of nappies.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)
# B'bye Mongy
It's a shame though.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:23, archived)
# why did i just click on that?
*burns computer*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Yeah I did too
I really thought it was going to be some amusing send up. A sort of pisstake of what happened before.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:27, archived)
# oh no, i thought the message was clear
never mind eh
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:58, archived)
# I didn't think you'd be so risky posting a link like that
Still never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)
# it is a funny awful site, it shouldn't be allowed
and if this is worse than goatse and the like and b3ta doesn't allow it any more i guess i better ask the new mods what i'm supposed to do
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)
# That is ace!
Why am I punished for not being a fat american!

Damn selling out of Medium!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:00, archived)
# This needs animating hard!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Can it be..... etc....
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Hahahahahah
2 pints a day!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:57, archived)
# I bet he fucking loves it, too.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Excellent!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)
# EGG SHORTAGES, HAPPYTOAST!
*didn't read any further*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)
# I've got LOADS.
Possibly. Actually, no I haven't, I've got less than most girls. Bloody early menopausal family.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Can you send me some.
I totally wont use them for evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Evil twin me? Fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)
# I totally wont sex it.
Totally.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Can I?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:58, archived)
# You'll have to fight me for her.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)
# But surely I get first dibs.
Also I'd win. So either you give me otherme or you get punched and then I get otherme anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)
# AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
I demand to have a cowbaby this instant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)
# you just want bull-sex!!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Let's see what I could have won.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Now who could possibly object to this?
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)
# THAT AINT 0.1% COW
IT'S OVERCOWED
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)
# In more ways than one
more cow } less cow.


Fucking arrowy things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:54, archived)
# I DISAGREE
0.1% cow >>>>>>> 99.9% cow
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:57, archived)
# HOW COME YOU GET FUCKING ARROWY THINGS?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:58, archived)
# THE POWER OF &lt and &gt
I THINK I LEARNED IT FROM CR3. WHAT A DUDE. UNLESS IT WASN'T CR3.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)
# you'd better be right *tries*
<

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(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Oh. My. Lord.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:00, archived)
#
>:D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:01, archived)
# You rule. Cr3 rules (obviously, like)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:02, archived)
# i can't believe you didn't know that
(sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Yeah, I'm not a rocket scientist.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Couldn't you have just pressed shift + comma.....
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:02, archived)
# No, doesn't work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)
# <
EDIT: They work in the subject line, obviously they are ignored in the message because they are used in tags normally.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:07, archived)
# I think it doesn't work in the main message because it's seen as html tags.
But all html shows up fine in the subject.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Indeed.
It is what I would have said if I had but the words.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)
# i for one am all for this frankestein science
we need more mutants.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Yes, I'm getting bored with sport as it is.
We need new mutant innovations.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)
# hahaha I love it you talented bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)
# *is perturbed*
*and semi-gleeed*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:58, archived)
# that looks like something out of Yoshi's Story
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:58, archived)
# ah, an'udder one on this theme
with rather too much professional competence and artistic merit for my liking..
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Yay
I may not die an agonizing death with Parkinson's disease like grandad did

I don't mind rabbit ears, if that's part of the process
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:56, archived)
# You would save money on loo roll too
presumably! Convenient pellet sized turds :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Hahaha
Good grief, what a future!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)
# I am quickly coming round to these Chimeras
and the possibilities they offer!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)
# dont the embryos look like rolled up condoms?
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Cowbaby will have such awesome superpowers!
Science demands it!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:11, archived)