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# Or 'Arsery' if you will.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Jesus Christ!

Hahahahaha
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:11, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:12, archived)
# 'ning fella
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)
# ning chap
your Facebook picture offends me ;)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)
# that target needs a couple of hands at each side....
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:12, archived)
# hahahaha
then package it up, bung a B3ta seal of approval badge on it and it'll be the number one selling game this Christmas!

Closely followed (through) by the Wii edition, or "Piss-shot" as it'll be called :D
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)
# hahaha
I'd buy that for a dollar
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)
# sadly after admin costs
and leasing the B3ta name it'd be closer to £19.95
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Solution!
Inspiration!

You could make a "hit the toilet" game which simulates peeing while standing up! For all the women that always wanted to know what it's like, for all the guys that are forced to sit and miss the good old days, for all the weird freaky fetishists who'd ruin their kidneys with all the drinking they'd do otherwise!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)
# hahahaha
this have given me a jolly good chorltle today and i clap heartly in your direction.

i will not, however, shake your hand as i have a vague idea what you've been doing.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:12, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Hahaha
That'll beat diet coke and mentos any day.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:12, archived)
# :)

Can you also use this technique for the African hunting holidays that Louie Theroux was on about the other day?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)
# damn thats cool, HAHAHAHAHA!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:14, archived)
# *steps up to the oche*
woo
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Fantastic.
In paris a few years ago a friend had the shits and rushed to the 'hole in the floor' resulting in a 2 foot brown streak from the wall to the aformentioned hole.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)
# This is normal for France.
It's a disgusting country. Disgusting.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:16, archived)
# But think of teh cheeses....
WHY WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF TEH CHEESES!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)
# FFS don't tell the Frenchies where the hole in the wall is
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:21, archived)
# that story reminds me of the end of a Steve-O video.

*looks for it on youtube*
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)
# haha brill!
i might have to try irn bru and prunes one day
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)
# For the love of god
Make sure it is an "old pants" day if you do....(and let a relative know your whereabouts)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:17, archived)
# yes
i will do, i'll tell them that the toilet is mine that day then
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)
# looks tricky
anything in the rules about using mirrors?
fab btw ;D
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Not allowed
You have to "see" with your brown eye.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:37, archived)
# hahahahaha ace
/relurks
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Pffft
That made me smile!

Woo!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)
# This is simply perfect
I vote we re-jig the front page so it will fit properly.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)
# I think the front page should be re-written
to use Web 2.0 standards.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)
# shiny buttons ftw!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)
# hahaha squirty bum darts!! :D
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:46, archived)
# THIS WINS AT INTERNET!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)
# I don't get that with Irn Bru
do you need a synergistic effect of the prunes too?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 17:07, archived)