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# Martial arts super fruit
Haw haw haw!
Check out this cock:
vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=23355058
Fabulous stuff I think you'll agree. Tag worded as entertainment, extreme videos and weird stuff, he's on the money with entertainment, but only in a 'god I'm so much better than him' kinda way.
Having said that, some enterprising B3tans could could remix it with some clips from Hostel 3:The Embloodenising and we could pretend someone was drilling into his spine with a spork or something.
If someone else mentioned him, sorry. I don't have time to read all this crap. Goth mutter mutter retard mutter ninja wannabe mutter

Y'all take care now.
(I helped save b3ta! normix, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:52, archived)
# I think you're doing it wrong.
edit : I can now confirm the above statement.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Look in the mirror.
Check out THAT cock on your face.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)
# I wish there was some kind of special place for this sort of thing,
like, maybe a different board just for links. Imagine that. Just for links. Crazy.

Hello new quite old person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)
# what the faq?
You want to give me a clue here? Say it out loud sir, we're all adults...
(I helped save b3ta! normix, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:58, archived)
# FAQ?
These are the FAQ
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:00, archived)
# I was faqing joking
I know what they are, I was wondering which Q they were referring to. All sorted now. Ta
(I helped save b3ta! normix, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:16, archived)
# There are three boards at B3ta.
This one is for images and the like. One is for talking and the final one is where you can post links to stuff like this.

Its called the links board and you can find it up there on the menu.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:02, archived)
# God, I type slowly.
Thanks you. Wish I'd read that before I typed my witty retort back. Took me ages it did. I concede....
Mob - back in your cages.
(I helped save b3ta! normix, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:08, archived)
# *Roffles a bit*
You will fit in grand.

But tell me, how come it took you so long to post here?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Count the ways
Usually too drunk or stoned or tired to type probably. Or too busy reading all the others and larfing my ass off.
I did post once before actually, and I think exactly the same thing happened, to my eternal shame. Won't happen again.
(I helped save b3ta! normix, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Point taken.
Ok ok. Just tell me there's a links board next time sarcy lemony man. If only you had been there to help me with my first post. But you weren't born then. I'll be keeping my eye on you squire...
Anyway, it only says, and I quote, "Posting a link? Consider using the links board." I draw your attention to the word consider. Element of choice I would say in implies. See you in court...
Or shall we call it a draw. Let the mob speak....
(I helped save b3ta! normix, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:06, archived)
# haha, i like you
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Back at you.
For showing me this kindness, on my first post, I shall pledge allegiance to you. Is this like what Second Life is like. But more typey, and less 3D? I'm joking, I'm not an interweb half wit. But I like you back.
(I helped save b3ta! normix, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:11, archived)
# I think it means consider using the links board
to prevent this type of thing happening or something.

Apologies and biscuits all round.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Hurrah.
Sorted. So I do need to watch my back, or are we cool?
(I helped save b3ta! normix, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Always watch your back.
Its technically the gay shift now, so anything goes really.

Pull up a kitten and shop a chair etc.

Feel free to reply to things in all caps and rant about people not using the gel.

I cant stress the use of gel strongly enough.

Anyway. Goodnight.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:23, archived)
# yeah
before long a 50ft woman will be battling a huge throbbing penis

which is about typical for this time of night on here
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:25, archived)
# So this is all your fault then is it?
www.b3ta.com/board/8289570
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:48, archived)
# O_o
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things

Cream colored ponies and crisp apple streudels
Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
These are a few of my favorite things

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
Silver white winters that melt into springs
These are a few of my favorite things

When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad

[Repeat all verses]
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
You crack me up, so bad.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:55, archived)
# \o/
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:57, archived)
#
youtube.com/watch?v=-bAN7Ts0xBo
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:55, archived)
# that is.. the
best

THING EVER!!!!

Tunak Tunak Tun!

edit: what the fuck is it?

and have just made a swear in forrin?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Yeah :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:57, archived)
# And in English as well
(__, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Eeek! I made a swears!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:00, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:00, archived)
# haha
knowledge of Tunak Tunak Tun should be a requirement for entering the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:01, archived)
# It should be a requirement for life!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:03, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:13, archived)
# haha
oversized oompa loompas
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:33, archived)
#
(__, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:55, archived)
# It's my first ever FAIL picture
(__, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:55, archived)
# it actually reminds me of a cartoonist who draws stuff like this
well, way over the edge compared to this, he considers it his duty to offend people

I can't remember his name, annoyingly
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Cunting for agitha?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:59, archived)
# http://www.electricretard.com/
Perchance?
(__, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:59, archived)
# no, but that is very.. O_O
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:01, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
Number 7 is awesome
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Great scot!
I think you found the bottom of the internets.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:24, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:56, archived)
# haha
this is a wonder to behold.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:03, archived)
# it seems like you want people to do you a favour
yet you also seem to be treating those same people with contempt.
*puzzles*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)
#

That's you that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)
# this picture is imbued with deep tragedy.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Man Bat has big bat wings
and and exposed lower body

O_O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:05, archived)
# oh, HELL yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:30, archived)
# oh my.
*steals*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:26, archived)
# Did you make that video?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)
# there seems to be a lot of people suggesting other "enterprising b3tans" might want to do stuff for them
I couldn't give a fuck.

Edit: I just watched the video, and it's a bit lame in parts, but i don't think you're better than him in any form. He can do nunchuk-skills, martial arts and cartwheels, while apparently all you can do is bitch about him on the wrong forum, and suggest that other people edit his video. Well done. The internets!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:02, archived)
# STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!
Nobody breaks the law on my watch! I'm confiscating your stolen goods. Now pay your fine, or it's off to jail.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:03, archived)
# yay
oblivion! damn those guards, never let you do anything fun!
(jlkgjsfhoj, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:27, archived)
# I thought this was the gay shift
Not the shit shift.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Long time no normix
although this linking lark will piss people off.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Word of your fail has reached me.
Every word was true.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:26, archived)