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[challenge entry] Total cow

From the Photoshop The Beatles challenge. See all 439 entries (closed)

(ComradePotato, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:16, archived)
# just beautiful man
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:17, archived)
# I really mean that
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Cheers :-)
In some countries, both cows in this pictures would be considered holy...
(ComradePotato, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:21, archived)
# here, they're both considered fodder
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:22, archived)
# excellent but a might big
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:17, archived)
# what? hahahahahaha
also - Bigger!
Not filesize wise mind
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:17, archived)
# *cunts*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:18, archived)
# that was a verb.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:18, archived)
# i gathered that
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:19, archived)
# sorry
it was appropriate tho :P
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:18, archived)
# its true
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:19, archived)
# this repost though i'm always equipped to make
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:20, archived)
# hahaha
that fills me with glee!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:20, archived)
# good lord!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:20, archived)
# *ruffles hair*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:23, archived)
# *licks paws*
*smooths down tufts*

'loes
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:39, archived)
# it probably is my favorite of your pics.
though i am suffering from a withdrawal of "TO CHINA!"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:21, archived)
# this^
*edit* or anything from the temple of doom drawoff
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:21, archived)
# that i dont remember
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:25, archived)
# *shrugs*
It was ages ago, you and another board member were both watching ToD and drawing along. 'twas funny.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:43, archived)
# oooh yes
i did the same thing with holby city too
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:25, archived)
# TO CHINA!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:26, archived)
# At least I have a new desktop. ;]
Do you want me to put a password on the file?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:30, archived)
# My nudity-sense has gone off
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:34, archived)
# No nudity here! I promise :]
She's worried that someone will find the picture I drew her because she thinks it's going to look rubbish :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Amerigo and Chimley?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:27, archived)
# FUCK OFF IS IT!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:30, archived)
# X-D
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:31, archived)
# FUCK A SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 5:14, archived)
# TO CHINA!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:27, archived)
# god bless ye
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:32, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:42, archived)
# [/;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:55, archived)
# itws actually the same swize rather than bigger though
i think i have a larger version around though..
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Post it!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:22, archived)
# BIGGGGGGGGGGER
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:18, archived)
# So good to see the nightshifters are still hard at work
*edit* needs more doc dyslexia
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:18, archived)
# That's horrific.
Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:18, archived)
# god thats amazing
*wipes away tears*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:18, archived)
# isn't it beautiful?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:19, archived)
# it really is
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:20, archived)
# GOOD NOOBIE. THIS IS WHAT I LIKE TO SEE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:18, archived)
# that was huge
ow
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:19, archived)
# ill give you corn alright!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:19, archived)
# JA!
JA!

I fucking love this.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:19, archived)
# OH HEY.
I'M AT VOLCANO FORGE POINT. SOON A CHUNK OF DINOSAUR PLANET WILL BE SAVED.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:20, archived)
# yay?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Totally yay :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:27, archived)
# DO A MURDER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:22, archived)
# I murder evil dinosaurs.
With armor... and hats.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:27, archived)
# oblivion?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Starfox Adventures!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Agreed
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:27, archived)
# hahaha well fucking done
i'm speechless
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Golly.
And what a curious website.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:21, archived)
# racsist.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:23, archived)
# cuntass
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:25, archived)
# i really really really love this.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:23, archived)
# like woah.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:25, archived)
# like woah?
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:34, archived)
# That's scarily well done.
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:24, archived)
# how many times are you nt going to
read the faq regarding size of images?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:28, archived)
# 0.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Does it even matter?
It's under the filesize limit, and you have adblock anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:31, archived)
# since he's a noob
that would make you technically more guilty of that than he is, having been here a lot longer to not read the faq more often
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:32, archived)
# NETIQUETTE IS IMPORTANT BUT IT'S OKAY TO BE A DICK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:34, archived)
# I like the night shift because there are less nazis
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:36, archived)
# he was told last night, Numerous times if I recall.
He had all the time to sort it out. I don't recall them removing the bit saying but you will rarely need to make your image larger than 400 pixels wide.

It's hardly difficult and highly courteous to link to a bigger image.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:43, archived)
# But where does it say it's a rule to post anything bigger than a certain width?
Nowhere.
Leave the poor noob alone, I'm having flashbacks.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:46, archived)
# Meh.
I can understand the bandwidth thing, but dimensions?

Unless you're on capped scrolling.

Ultimately the post is funny, ergo it's justified.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:50, archived)
# funny?
Odd, I'll accept. Maybe it's just me but I can remember everything getting shouted at when I started if it was over 400px wide. Mind you those same paupers had shitty little monitors on 800x600 at best.

Perhaps its just me but they provided us with hosting and auto thumbnailing I think it is polite to use it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:55, archived)
# The fatal flaw here is that you're assuming b3ta is, in fact, polite.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:57, archived)
#
I only really get fucked of with people flaunting 'the rules' if the idea is shit and / or it's not funny / well executed. I found this funny so don't really see the problem.

'Politeness' and 'neatness' seem a little bit bureaucratic for a place that's supposedly meant to be about having a laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:04, archived)
# arf
you missed the point completely
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:54, archived)
# SIZE OF IMAGE
Regarding the size of images I am going to not read the faq approximately another 200 times per 15 minutes as the narcissistic lobe in my brain takes over and I keep refreshing the page to read people's comments. Then again, maybe I'll eat the faq and feed complainers to Heather Mills where they'll be processed in her ride's four different stomachs, then shat back into her mouth.

Rest assured I will not not also make future images not this big.
(ComradePotato, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:39, archived)
# please do, I like 'em big.
 
also ignore that guy, he's a total jerkoff
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:40, archived)
# Hah.
Seriously, don't worry about it.
The FAQ is a GUIDELINE that says pictures RARELY need to be over 400px in width.
Nowhere in there does it say you CAN'T post anything bigger.
And it's under the filesize limit, so you are absolutely fine.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:43, archived)
# It's not just about the filesize
and I know you made that parameter ( I don't give a fuck, it's about time the paupers got proper internet ;) sorry Flowerpot, not you )

it's about an image filling the whole screen. There is just no need, it's untidy. I know you want people to see your creations in all their glory but load them to b3ta hosting and use the click for bigger option. Let the viewer decide if they want to fill the screen with it.

That's the honest, not taking the piss reply.

And welcome. I didn't say it last night because I'm usually an ignorant cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:47, archived)
# GO ON, TELL US ABOUT YOUR GINORMOUS MONITORS AGAIN
 
YOU KNOW, THE ONES IN INVERSE PROPORTION TO YOUR GENITALIA
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:53, archived)
# I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:53, archived)
# I like the detail.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:30, archived)
#
I must admit that I was torn between admiration for his attention to detail or disgust at the monster he'd created
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha, what the fuck?
MENTAL.

Also with aces.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Welcome!
I like you already.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:33, archived)
# i like this
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 9:13, archived)
# I lol'd
hard
(Daveypants laffo, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)
# pure farking majik!
woo yay and a *clikc*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)