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[challenge entry] I was bored...

Not really photoshopped as such...

From the Photoshop The Beatles challenge. See all 439 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Haha, lovely.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)
# This is wootiful
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)
# nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)
# footoshopped?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)
# top work
and well done for not using it as an excuse to show the world your bollocks or something :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Wait till you see my Rolling Stones
(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)
# surely
Right Said Fred?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)
# if you're thinking of posting a picture of your scrotum and saying it's Keith Richards
no one will notice the difference
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)
# nah Keith Richards may not have a lot but he still has hair
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)
# hahaha, I think you'll find that not everyone waxes theirs like you clearly do
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:57, archived)
# they don't?
o.O
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:57, archived)
# I WAS MAKING A JOKE ABOUT HITTING PUBERTY AND YOU THREW IT RIGHT BACK AT ME IMPLYING I WAX MY BALLS
LOL IT'S LIKE A JOKE MADE BY SOMEONE WHO MISSED THE IMPLIED MEANING IN THE INITIAL POST.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:58, archived)
# you are so angry
you should calm down
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)
# leave it,
you two one


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:09, archived)
# yeah, leave it GoS! he's not worth it!
he's you're

/same joke blog
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:12, archived)
# hahaha!
Those kerazzey guys

/milking it


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:15, archived)
#
it
them
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)
# They will...
by balls don't smoke
(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Haha
You sir are a Hummus machine
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)
# I don't need an excuse
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)
# i bet you can suck your own toes too
woo woo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Can't everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)
# I probably can't
my legs don't do that, they do lots of other things but not that.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)
# I have a woman in once week to do it for me
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Can you???
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:57, archived)
# I'm confused, is that weird?
I know I'm bendy, but I thought that was something everyone could do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:58, archived)
# I've just tried and am a good 8 inches or so away from achieving it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Same. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Fuck 'em, we'll just suck each others toes.
That's not weird, right?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)
# It's totally hot.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:26, archived)
# I can
...but I can't quite reach my little toe.
(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Right, having just tried
I can do all ten. That's fucking piss easy.

You're all made out of glue and creaky doors, I have decided.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:02, archived)
# I can do this no bother
next they'll be saying you can't lick your elbow
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)
# I can do the inside and the outside edge, if you get me.
Internet boys making me do strange things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:07, archived)
# I tried but im about 2 feet short
ahem

(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Are you an orang-utan?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Im not sure
I like the idea of being one tho
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:14, archived)
# you get to have massive flappy cheeks
and cabbage


a bit like Thora Hird, then
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Oh noes....

My sodding back has done again!

*Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)
# i can do most of my right foot but none of my left foot
and i already know that i can't suck my own cock
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Nope.
I cant get my foot anywhere near. In fact, most parts of my anatomy are way beyond the reach of my mouth. Trust me, I've checked.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)
# If I could do that I'd hardly be wasting my day off talking to you lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)
# it gets dull after a while
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Dull? As in not sharp?
That's 'cos you've worn it down like a pebble.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)
# yep
it's well shiny
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:10, archived)
# You can?
:O

My, my, my. Nibus.

I'm very impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:07, archived)
# it's a combination of karate and chiropractic
although neither my chiropractor nor my sensei are aware of it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Wax on...
Whack off...
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:11, archived)
# I'm never going to look at you in the same way again.
I'm seriously very impressed. And quite jealous.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:11, archived)
# haha
it's a very undignified sight

er, I would imagine
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I have seen it being done
by an ex.

Not terribly dignified, but still something I'd kill to be able to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Didn't you ask him?
I'm sure he would have let you...
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:20, archived)
# pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:55, archived)
# I can't do it.
You must be weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)
# I'm not, I'm sure I'm not.
I'm not even that bendy, I can only get one leg behind my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)
# I'd class that as 'pretty bendy'.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Not at all.
I used to be much better before I got joint problems. I can't do the splits any more, nowhere near.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:08, archived)
# I've never even been able to touch my toes without bending my knees.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:10, archived)
# me either
too sturdy to bend
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:54, archived)
# *shudders*

again
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:10, archived)
# That's quite a talent.
A weird bendy talent.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:08, archived)
# I know tonnes of girls that can do it.
Well, at least three, four if you count me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:09, archived)
# We should talk.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Everyone should talk to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Wooo
You all need to get together and go on tour
*books tickt*
*buys raincoat*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:13, archived)
# it's easy peasy

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:10, archived)
# I could bite my toenails if I wanted
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Exactly.
Apparently we're freaks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:06, archived)
# FREAKS
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:12, archived)
# nah, we're not
they are.

Not sure if I can get either of my legs behing my head anymore though.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I just tried to make sure
Still the left, the right I can only get on top of my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:18, archived)
# I'm not about to try in the office
and it's harder with jeans on anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:31, archived)
# hahaha
yay! That's brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Hahaha
Marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Pho Toe Shopped
Meh.
Nice idea though.
Edit: From the Rubber Sole album?
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Grand!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Oh, just soup herb!
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:29, archived)
# that must have tickled!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:45, archived)
# lovely feets.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:53, archived)
# you have drawn on your toes
I think you're getting clicks for having quite nice, non-calloused, athlete's foot-free feet.

If I was to do a similar thing with my feet, it would accurately look like the beatles are now. If you can tell me how you get your feet to be so brilliantly flawless, I shall award you with a click.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 5:48, archived)
# I tend to walk barefoot in the house
shunning socks and slippers
and i'm only 21 - so youth might have something to do with it.
Oh, and clean socks, every day.
(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 10:10, archived)
# good tips
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)