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[challenge entry] Give me time to realise my crime...


And be gentle with me - this is a virgin post!


From the Cooking with B3ta challenge. See all 198 entries (closed)

(Freaky Styley wondered where the nice B3TAns went, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Woo! :D
What's with all the good newbies today?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:30, archived)
# word
best tuesday for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:36, archived)
# That looks like a girl on the internet....
How old is she?

*sounds the pandertron 2000*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:30, archived)
# NONNNNNNNNNCEEEEEEEEE!
BURRRRRRRRRRRRN HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:31, archived)
# *takes of Hexy mask*
*jazz hands*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:32, archived)
# hahahaha!
so is hexxy still a nonce or is that old news?

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:32, archived)
# I like to think that in his heart of hearts, he still loves girls slightly younger than him
But then who doesnt?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:34, archived)
# jonathan king...
all about teh boys!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:35, archived)
# He's still a nonce.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:36, archived)
# is that according to mofaha tho?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Nah I dunno, I'm just pissing about
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
You're at school.
I don't have to go to school.
I'm on "independent learning" formally known as study leave.
I only have to pop in for exams.
Last one of them tomorrow :D
W00t!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)
# The only reason I went in is to see my girlfriend, so HA.
I sacrifice time and the effort of travelling for her!
SO THERE
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:50, archived)
# WHAT
Waste of time D:
You could've been here!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:56, archived)
# I will be later :]
I have my last exam tomorrow, too.
I shall ask Laurence for a photo and vexel him this evening.
And possibly (POSSIBLY) a Gimposaurus.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Chemistry! Yay!
I need to teach myself the last module 'cause my teacher didn't manage to.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:01, archived)
# best reply evar
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Woo!
My initial thought was "OHNOESAMYWINEHOUSE!" but it good.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:31, archived)
# That is a smashing cake :D
Welcome aboard!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:32, archived)
# welcome aboard
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:32, archived)
# You've got him down perfectly
even to the strangely round head. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:33, archived)
# it's a he
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:34, archived)
# What is, Boy George?
Clue in the name and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:35, archived)
# gsm, i thought that was a fetish involving goats
also anyone object to me dumping this here?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Hahahahaahahahahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:39, archived)
# I dread to think. For once, I am oblivious if it is.
That's very good. Is Nell advertising tatties now, then? Other than her own?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:39, archived)
# If I remember correctly,
she was advertising for Walkers.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)
# With Bet Lynch's hair on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)
# yup
www.thelondonpaper.com/cs/Satellite/london/news/article/1157152683528?packedargs=suffix%3DArticleController

huge link
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)
# hahaha!!!
*joins in*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:39, archived)
# good lord!
i'd like to dump somthing on her.

mmm...

...sexy nell.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)
# hahahah
i bet someone will shop something else into her hands.. that's just the right size
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)
# it's like she's holding Mr Potatohead's plums
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:43, archived)
# not at all *fwaps*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:43, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:09, archived)
# it's a he ?
which is almost word for word what i said when i fell in love during top of the pops
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Oh I seeeeeeeeeeee
Yes, he was very pretty. Now he looks like Steve McFadden with too much facepaint.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)
# hello there wow
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Hello there Bedlam.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:42, archived)
# welcome to teh /board!
pull up a shop, sit on a kitten, and all that guff :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:33, archived)
# URGH!!
woosome, but URGH!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Looks great, well done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:35, archived)
# I like it
looks like the woman from Evanescence
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Boy George?
red gold and green

Ace first post, I expect more good cake from you in the future
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Marilyn?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Gladys?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Thank you for the welcumz
I might dig around my photos and see what other cakey delights I have to show and tell. I am quite the master baker...
(Freaky Styley wondered where the nice B3TAns went, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:36, archived)
# hello! your picture is nice and to the standard
welcome shop kittens etc...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Caaaaayke!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Nice one!
We don't really want to hurt yoooou
*ahem*

Nice name! :D
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:46, archived)