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IN THIS THREAD WE POST BATS BECAUSE THEY ARE SCARY.

SCARY BATS WIN.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:54, archived)

BATS BATS BATS FLAPS FLAPS FLAPS

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:55, archived)

HOLY FLYING BOLLOCKS, BATHAM.

YOU ARE WINNING.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:56, archived)

the tables

they are broken

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tolin its me, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:55, archived)

have an old bat

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:56, archived)

Oh fuck, Amy. OH FUCK.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:56, archived)

Stop posting this! D:

It gives me nightmares... ;_;

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:57, archived)

~~nightmares~~ THE HORN!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:59, archived)

you love it.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:01, archived)

Eurgh...

I've just noticed how skimpy that top is. You can see her stomach...
She's barely contained. *Bokes*

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:09, archived)

just be glad

the image cuts off where it does. it looks liek you are narowly being saved from granny flange

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arrangedletters, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)

grange ? flanny?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:36, archived)

jesus, it's a good job I'm a mentally ill sick fuck

otherwise this image would put me off the nice slice of mince pie I'm eating

yum, mince :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)

~~eating~~ Inserting penis into

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:03, archived)

I'M RAPING ICELAND FROZEN MINCE PIES!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)

DRAW A SODDING BAT MR DANCING MEATS!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)

I drawed a bat, he is ready for sodding, he has large batcock

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:10, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:12, archived)

I read that as minge pie.

It made me snigger.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:05, archived)

sracist!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:05, archived)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:07, archived)

4 and 20 MINGES baked in a pie!

"smells a bit fishy innit" "ocean pie?" "what's ocean pie?" "I dunno, they put the ocean in it" "what? waht a fuck I KILL YOU!" "AHA! NOW I AVENGE MY UNCLE!"

*dramatic koto music*

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:11, archived)

Ooh that reminds me.

Am I right in thinking you're something of a manga buff?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:15, archived)

I like watching them when I see them, but I don't know shit about any of it

just that in them certain things always happen

to an uncle

or grandfather

mysteriously, or not mysteriously (if he/she/it/actual alien/demon has mysterious past)

and then everything has to be explained in complete detail by everyone

including the baddie

who explains and laughs while explosions happen around him in slow motion and he's like "AHA YES, YOUR UNCLE... I KNOW THE TRUTH!" but this is while the baddie is dying and then says something random like "HE HAS BROKEN THE GATE!! "

and then he dies.

That's pretty much every anime, not including mecha-teen-alien-angst-hentai tentacle girl stuff

edit: and over 253 episodes, nothing _actually_ happens :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)

Haha fair enough.

I was reading a free preview book today and wanted some reccomendations. I'm just going to buy the one with the flashiest cover.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:21, archived)

just get as many as you can

before you know it you'll best otaku of some kind of adventure!

let's happy! ^__^

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:22, archived)

^.^

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:24, archived)

I like you

but not when you post that :(

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:16, archived)

30 seconds in paint, following 5 stellas i would say its not bad

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:56, archived)

ITS A BUNNY"!!!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:57, archived)

gives him a cuddles!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:04, archived)

YEEEEEEEEEEES! HE IS SCARY BAT. LOTS OF BATS.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:57, archived)

oh, go on then

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charlie?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:59, archived)

HAHAHAHA BATS LEGLESS BATS!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:59, archived)

oo yeah!

forgot about them...

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charlie?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:06, archived)

HAHA! He has the BEST EYES.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)

And these eyes arnt scary?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:01, archived)

6 minute bat

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:59, archived)

HOLY SHITTY JESUS THATS TERRIFYING

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)

Oh dear Jesus!

Edit: Slightly less scary now it's coloured in.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)

FUCKING SHIT. BLOOMIN' SHIT BUGGERY, NOBBY.

I think this is more fearsome than Batubby.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)

awww man, thats much scarier than mine.

well done!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)

MY B@ IS ON TV

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:01, archived)

OH YES - BEAR BAT!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)

YOU NEVER FAIL TO AMUSE ME. BECAUSE I'M PURILE.

FURTHERMORE, THIS BAT HAS A JERSEY.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)

HES IN A HARD HITTING GRIMEY TV DRAMA

ITS ALL THEY WEAR

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)

there are bats in the vicinity of my house

BATS!!

GO AWAY BATS

I don't like them

nawty bats :(

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:01, archived)

They vant your blood innit

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)

yeah well! they can take my blood from my cold dead hands!

er, hang on

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)

DAMN BRUV YOU'S DEAD INNIT :O

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:04, archived)

LOL! I'M DEAD! *steals own wallet* HAH TAKE THAT YER TWAT

oh, I'm dead

X_X

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)

I DON'T LIKE MOTHS.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:06, archived)

fuck

fuck, I need an optical mouses

I have a ball mouses, it is broken, I have no mouses mat, fuck! this is why I am drawing in pencils all the time :(

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:10, archived)

HE HAS A BIG WILLY.

I HAVE A SPARE OPTICAL MOUSE IF YOU WANT?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:12, archived)

yes! pleas gaz me it!

HAHA AH A HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA H

*cries*

i must buy optical mices, and graphics card

and another graphics card

and.. 2 hard drives

3 external device cases

2 power supplies

oh, 4gb of ram

and spare kezboards

no

5 gb of ram

also I need a mixer

and

4+2+? monitors

can you gaz them pls :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:15, archived)

YUS K.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:18, archived)

YAY!

also I need a car, and a hat

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:20, archived)

I HAVE DRAWN U WON.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:22, archived)

IT'S USB IS THAT K?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:23, archived)

YES! AS I WILL MLNGLMGLNGLMGLNGLMGLNG

LMGLNGLMGLNGLMGLNGLMGLNGLMGLNGLMGLNGLMGLNGLMGLNG

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:24, archived)

FUHGFUHGFUHGFUHGFUHGFUHGFUHGFUHGFUHGFUHGFUHGFUHG

FUHGFUHGFUHGFUHGFUHGFUHGFUHGFUHGFUHGFUHGFUHGFUHGFUHGFUHGFUHGFUHGFUHGFUHGFUHGFUHGFUHGFUHG

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)

HAHA

I have almost ran out of cheap iceland cream/piss/wine drink stuff

I am sad now :(

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:31, archived)

I HAVE GOT: NO BEER. HOW WILL I BEER?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)

YOU MUST IMPROVISE WITH HOUSEHOLD FLUID

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:37, archived)

LOL LASER MOUSES HAS LASERS!

FRICKEN LAZERS!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:23, archived)

hAHAHAHA

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:23, archived)

I need a fixed keyboardz

And probably a desktops PC
And my old laptop fixed

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)

Draw in pencils more

What ever you do - dont use a laptop touch pad - Youve seen the results in all of my posts

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:12, archived)

I would go on a cdc frenzy

for a change :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:20, archived)

The best kind of frenzy

Im gonna miss the internet :(
Stupid moving house

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:21, archived)

try and obtain a house that doesn't move so much

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:25, archived)

That takes away the fun!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)

I haven't got paint :D

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)

Thats ace!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:03, archived)

I prefer yours.

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:06, archived)

haha thanks!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:07, archived)

He's my favourite so far.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:06, archived)

*dances*

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)

OH FUCK PUT ON A PANTS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:03, archived)

TIME: PANTS.

FIGURE 1: PANTS.

IN CLOSING: PANTS.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:06, archived)

I refute your pants and replace them with my own!

Undergarments are clothes worn under other clothes, often next to the skin. They keep outer garments from being soiled by perspiration, shape the body and provide support for parts of it, and in cold climates help the wearer to keep warm. Undergarments can be used to preserve the wearer's modesty, as well as for erotic effect. Special types of undergarments have religious significance. Some items of clothing are designed as underwear, while others such as T-shirts and certain types of shorts are appropriate both as undergarments and as outer clothing. If made of suitable material, some undergarments can serve as nightwear or swimsuits

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:13, archived)

THIS LOOKS SHOPPED.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)

NO IZ RL SPCE PANTS!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:24, archived)

Haha I dont have time to read the text!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:16, archived)

read it, it's very educational

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:25, archived)

I dont need educating

Im 3/4 of the way to having MEng After my name

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)

ahah! but you see

you'll eventually gain so much expertise in an ever shrinking field that you'll have to have someone operate light switches for you because.. this joke was funnier in my head

*cries*

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)

LOL

etc...

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:34, archived)

hehehe

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:38, archived)

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LOT. MINE'S SLEEPING.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:04, archived)

Aww sleepy batty

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:05, archived)

HE HAS SHIT ALL DOWN HIM.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:05, archived)

IT'S A CUNTING BRANCH AND STOP SHOUTING.

HE'LL BE UP ALL NIGHT.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:07, archived)

I WONT. AND REDS ARE HORRIBLE.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)

It's my sig.

Ithankyou.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:12, archived)

It is. They're still horrid.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:13, archived)

You're horrid.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:15, archived)

*SNIFFLE*

BUT I WELL LOVE YOU.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)

Nope.

You're 'orrid. I ain't 'avin' i'. I' ain' righ'. Be less 'orrid.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:22, archived)

'' ' '''' '' '''' ''''''

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:24, archived)

You 'eard.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:25, archived)

I DID A NOFA

Click for bigger (37KB)

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:09, archived)

I CANNOT COMBINE PACMAN AND BAT.

BACMAT?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:10, archived)

BATMAN LOL

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:11, archived)

HURRRHURRRHURRRRFIUUGGGHHGHGRRUGUGHHGG.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:12, archived)

MANMAN

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:12, archived)

yes you did

now clear it up
:)

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:10, archived)

I'll pee this old comp entry here then ;)

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:12, archived)

DRAW A GODDAMN BAT. PEES ARE NOT BATS.

I DO QUITE LIKE BATMAN THOUGH.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)

I DID ANOTHER ASWELL

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:15, archived)

*donates*

*outrages at Wogan taking a cut*
*rejoices as bat sucks Wogan's blood dry*

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:18, archived)

HE HAS BEEN SHOT IN THE EYE. THIS MAKES HIM BLIND.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:20, archived)

THAT LOOK LIKE A DARGON.

ZUBAT USES CONFUSE RAY.
ENEMY ZUBAT USES CONFUSE RAY.
ZUBAT IN CONFUSED.
ENEMY ZUBAT IS CONFUSED.
*KISS*

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:25, archived)

A BAT(ish) for YOUY :D

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:21, archived)

happy candlebat day

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:22, archived)

so it is!

thankinlgingns :)

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:25, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:22, archived)

yapaloooo!

creeps up dunit?

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)

Six times?

You don't come here for the hunting, do you? [/;-D

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:31, archived)

ARGLY!

HAPPY BAT CANDLE DAY!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)

super bat.

and happy day!

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 6:18, archived)

Ooh the stockings!

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:23, archived)

*CRY*

BAT.

*CRY*

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)

A BAT

I tried to do something special then resorted to hammering one out with extreme speed.
Fucking touchpads.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:23, archived)

FURTIVE BAT!

AYAYAAYAA

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:25, archived)

HAHA SQUARE FACED FACE BAT!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:25, archived)

Hahahahahahaahahah

"hammering one out with extreme speed" Nice bat. How's it going?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)

It's going aaaalright, my dear

how are you?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:31, archived)

Knackered.

I've just started full time work :( When are we going to co-plan the mini bash?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)

*work fives*

I started today aswell!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:35, archived)

I started last week.

I got promoted too. Now I gots to save like carzy yo.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:37, archived)

Im not really "working" as such

Its more pissing about in labs with powder and stuff - But I do get to take pictures of drops of water falling onto beds of powder with like 3000FPS and look at the sweet stuff happen in slow motion....rambles on about science

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:40, archived)

*envies* Someday...

I'm making coffee.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:41, archived)

Hahaha

Unlucky - I get a labcoat and everything - I might try and see if i can even get my own desk

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:45, archived)

bat-tle chicken. with bat leg

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arrangedletters, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)

HAHA! PAINT BAT PLS. BUT BAT LEG IS AWESOME.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)

bat drawn in one continuous line

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arrangedletters, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:43, archived)

AMAZING!

I vote: continuous line thread one other evening.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:45, archived)

When I get internets again

Then do it

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:46, archived)

secondeadereded

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arrangedletters, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:49, archived)

Scary bat?

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:35, archived)

UNFFFGH.

CRICKET.

UNNNNGGGHFFFf.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:38, archived)

Happy bat! :D

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:35, archived)

HAHA! He has an ace smile!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:38, archived)

Well

It's an effort, albeit a bad one!

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:36, archived)

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D::D:D:DD:

YAAAAAY

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:38, archived)

lolz, geddit?

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charlie?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:36, archived)

WHAT AN AWFUL JOKE.

BUT WHAT A BAT BAT.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:37, archived)

OH GOD TERRIBLE PUN!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:41, archived)

I done drawed a bat

(Doktor Mangler is drowning in cables, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 1:01, archived)

LOVE IT!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 1:58, archived)