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# :)
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:33, archived)
# hhahhhahaha
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:34, archived)
# oh dear
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:35, archived)
# at first i was afraid
i was rissing...
hahahahahaha
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:36, archived)
# RISla ing?
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)
# hahaha thats fucking good
this book is also dead good for quitting
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)
# And I suppose you're wanting a room tomorrow!
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:55, archived)
# i am :)
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:07, archived)
# haha I must be completely thick
but I'm totally rissing on this one D:
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:40, archived)
# nevermind eh!
look! the wheel is all rainbowee tonight for some reason!
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)
# FUCKING RROD!!
/Terrible joke blog
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
i fixed mine myself. i have a fantastic way i devised with my brain if you are interested
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Not buy a X360?
Because that's worked out for me so far.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)
# no
maybe i just got lucky tho
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:46, archived)
# ^
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)
# That's because it's full of gays
or somethin'
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:43, archived)
# it would be pink if that was the case
cos everone knows that gays only like pink
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)
# You're famous!
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Haha, whaaat?
Why on earth would Anyone search 0.69047619 usually?


I laughed though :)

AND HI

PS: You're famous too.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)
# I just searched my sig and found out that that is actually a porn film...
Sadly it doesn't seem to have the actual plot and just seems to be porn.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Now you just seem like a pervert :)
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)
# NOW?!
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Quick!
search for a pot 'o gold

or feathers
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:43, archived)
# arf !
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:43, archived)
# I think I get this.
If I do it's fucking brilliant. If I don't then I'm a little upset.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:46, archived)
# lol
the hint of paranoia in your reply tells me that you did in fact get it. :D
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:48, archived)
# /not a smoker
I got it though and it's brilliant.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)
# I've just had a thought
is it safe to eat zombie meat

say if you had like some kind of zombie thing going on, and a zombie bit a cow, and it became a cow zombie

would it still be safe to eat it?

or what about the milk, zombie milk, would that be ok on cornflakes and stuff?
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)
# that is a fucking good question.
can you catch zombie from eating zombie? Can you have sex with them is the other question i would like to throw out there... i have a thing for grey chicks you see...
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)
# I don't think zeta reticulans actually have a gender
tho I'm sure they must have at least one orifice, then again if they've been doing some breeding experiments who knows

:D
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)
# don't worry
zombies are pretend, i'd be more concerned about asda own brand pies if i were you.

a regular asda pie eater blog/
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)
# yeah right
and the pope can't get pregnant

until she decided to pop one out during a procession!
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:55, archived)
# cor, innit
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:57, archived)
# I don't get it :[
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Someone's roached(sp?) the book.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)
# I figured that bit out
but I still don't get it :(
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:51, archived)
# The irony in someone roaching the book is that he/she
isn't using the book for its intended purpose, which, hilariously, was to help the reader stop smoking.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:55, archived)
# But what IS roaching?
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)
# It's like making an impromptu filter
by tearing off a strip of card, usually from a Rizla packet, and rolling it up fairly tightly.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Oh right, I see.
That shows how desperate those people are.
:/
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Careful.
I'd be willing to bet that 'those people' are most of these people. Also, how old are you? Do you live in Balamory?
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)
# 16, and no.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:06, archived)
# they are desparate, if they are desparate for bits of cardboard
lets face it :)
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)
# I'd hate to be so dependant on something
I'd resort to tearing up my books to feel relief.

I'd rather feel contant relief, personally.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:10, archived)
# ah well, takes all kinds to make a village or something..
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Oh I used to roach everything in sight
back in the days when I was a chonger. that's probably why I didn't see the irony :)
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:59, archived)
# if the picture is to be believed...
...some naughty sort has torn off a strip from the cover to make a 'roach' (or whatever the kids call it these days). For smoking with.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Aaaahhhh.
Well I don't smoke, so I have no idea what that is.
I think I get it though.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)
# i fucking hate it when someone cadges a rizla
takes a bloody handful and then proceeds to tear great lumps off of the packet, bastards.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)
# That's why I smoke a pipe.
*puffs*
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Nicely
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Ha
so true, so true
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:52, archived)
# I don't understand how I got this despite never having smoked any substance at all in my life
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Oh hai Shada
Is it "Shay-dah" or "Shah-dah"?
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Hahahaha
roached!
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Heh
I lent my copy of Fahrenheit 451 to a mate and got it back like this.

cfb

Cheeky bastard!
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:00, archived)
# He read and destroyed
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:01, archived)
# it would be funnier if it was a bit burnt
like what happened to jacob dyer, in france

he got burnt, he didn't like it
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:10, archived)
# I just thought it was funny that he'd roached this particular book.
Thing is that I mentioned it to him and he didn't get it immediately, he'll roach anything made of paper if you leave it laying around.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)
# heh
good job he's not addicted :D
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:22, archived)