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# It seems that Fark
has done something fluffy for a change.

BTW, has anyone seen 'Unbreakable'? I just saw it last night on DVD and thought it was brill
(Kimbo, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:25, archived)
# really?
i thought it was arse. Memento, now theres a film!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:25, archived)
# I happen to be
a big fan of comic books though. I liked the little plot twist at the end too
(Kimbo, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:26, archived)
# well, i don't like comic books
but i've liked 2 or 3 of the comic based films, just not that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:28, archived)
# I like comic books.
I spent the whole film waiting for the plot to start.
(Amerella, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:33, archived)
# I liked the
slowness of it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:34, archived)
# The slowness was woo
I really wish he could've had super cheese-creation powers. I'm hungry.
(Kimbo, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:38, archived)
# I was going to make a very insulting remark,
but I have restrained myself.
(Amerella, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:38, archived)
# No go on.
I don't mind.
As long as you don't call me "Mr Fatty Pant's" I won't mind.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:40, archived)
# shut up
mr fatty pants.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:54, archived)
# I liked unbreakable,
but it felt like shyamalan was deliberately trying to make characters that you didn't care about by slowing... everything... down...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:41, archived)
# aye.
much, much better.
and sixth sense was good too, from the director of unbreakable.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:27, archived)
# He did "Signs", as well
Another absolutely brilliant movie. M. Night Shylamna's style seems to revolve not around the generic ideas we're used to (ie. aliens, ghosts, superheroes), even though we're made to think that they're the main part of the movie, but instead around moral concepts he uses the generic ideas to illustrate.
(Kimbo, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:40, archived)
# sounds like
philip k. dick.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:59, archived)
# I haven't seen memento.
But with our track record, I reckon if you like it, I won't.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:27, archived)
# everyone
likes memento.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:28, archived)
# actually
most people I know didn't like it.
the fools. they didn't like the actor.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:28, archived)
# bahh it was great
"ok, so what am i doing. Ahh, i'm chasing this guy..."

brill. I watched it, and then had to watch it again so i could go "aaaahhhhh!" at all the scenes.

Edit: that came out like i didn't understand it the first time. which isn't the case, i just wanted to go "aaaahhh!" at all the scenes because you know exactly why stuff is happening the second time.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:30, archived)
# plus (and this won't appeal to the boys)
he was in Strictly Ballroom, which is cracking.
(Amerella, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:33, archived)
# and
Neighbours.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:35, archived)
# yes,
neighbours, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:35, archived)
# and LA Confidential
which is woosome
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:37, archived)
# oh, i see
in this case cracking means incredibly dull girlie film where nothing of interest happens :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:35, archived)
# A dull film where nothing of
interest happens?
Are you talking about Bladerunner again?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:36, archived)
# :-P
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:36, archived)
# theres a great bit in it
"Pam Dawson's broken both her legs, and i wanna dance with you!"
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:37, archived)
# does that make it good?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:38, archived)
# that bit
is bloody great. the rest of it is shite.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:39, archived)
# no he wasn't
that was paul somebody i think. guy pearce used to be in neighbours though.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:35, archived)
# Dammit.
You're right. In my head they are the same person. They look the same.
(Amerella, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:37, archived)
# Guy Pearce
was in Priscilla, Queen of the Desert.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:37, archived)
# i've been to
coober pedy.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:40, archived)
# He was in LA Confidentail tho
us.imdb.com/Bio?Pearce,+Guy
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:40, archived)
# and priscilla
queen of the desert as well, i think?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:43, archived)
# and,
unfortunately, The Time Machine
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:47, archived)
# Now,
I didn't mind that.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:49, archived)
# samantha mumba
was hot as hell, but jeremy irons was really what the fucking.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:52, archived)
# For some reason
I kept shouting 'Run Samantha Mumba, Run' at the telly.
This amused me yet annoyed my girlfriend, women eh, tch.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:55, archived)
# that idea
amuses me greatly.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:56, archived)
# It also helps
to say "I'm Samantha Mumba" in a high pitched Irish accented voice everytime she speaks.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 15:01, archived)
# Yes
Jeremy Irons in shocking over-acting scandal!

cf: Dungeons & Dragons, Die Hard III, The Lion King, Playaway...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:56, archived)
# I shall watch it then.
I watched Carry On Screaming over the weekend.
I love that film.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:29, archived)
# it is perhaps the greatest of all the Carry
On films.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:37, archived)
# It is,
It does have some great lines as wel, sadly I can't remember any of them.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:42, archived)
# "Infamy, Infamy, they've all got it in for me"
isn't that from that film
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:43, archived)
# carry on cleo
one of my fovouritest C.O. films
with my favouritest C.O. line (infamy...)
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:46, archived)
# oh you're right
I'm now going to spend the afternoon trying to remember what Ken says before he falls into the vat at the end of Carry on Screaming, which will be frustrating.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:49, archived)
# See below.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:49, archived)
# handy
though I am now at a lost as what to do all afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:55, archived)
# 50 million points
if you can tell us who said and from which film:

hya hya hya hya hya
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:59, archived)
# Sid James
all of them
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 15:11, archived)
# *tadaa*
50 million points on your licence
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 15:30, archived)
# No,
thats from Carry On Cleo.
"Frying Tonight!" is from this one.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:47, archived)
# i think i might buy it
theres a second hand shop on my road that has all the carry on films for a few quid each.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:45, archived)
# Go on,
it's great.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:47, archived)
# I like
mimento, it's a bit strange but still good.
try run lola run.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:28, archived)
# indeed it is
very original.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:28, archived)
# It's a great
film.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:25, archived)
# wow! number two!
score so far 2 to 34.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:28, archived)
# It does seem
we are in a minority.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:30, archived)
# colour me 3
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:31, archived)
# I saw Starship Troopers on VHS
and listened to Handel on CD last night.

I laugh at all tape deck and betamax video owners! hah!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:26, archived)
# A movie like that
gives me hope for the future. I mean, men and women sharing showers? Woo!
(Kimbo, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:28, archived)
# starship troopers is the best film ever
and dina meyer is a fitty.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:31, archived)
# It certainly
has amusing gore sequences...oh and a giant knob end.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:32, archived)
# Compared to the original story
it sucks donkey bollocks...

they even took out the absolute best bit, suits that allow you to jump hundreds of feet, or even fly!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:36, archived)
# Don't
get me started on differences with the book.
But in this case I think Verhoeven was simply taking the piss out of everyone - including the cast, studio and audience...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:49, archived)
# really?
you're the only person I've ever encountered that didn't fucking hate that film. you didn't think they laid it on a bit thick?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:26, archived)
# I thought
they could have done more with him using his "powers", but I loved it for being such an original concept. Plus, I'm a complete nerd
(Kimbo, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:27, archived)
# yeah
it was over the top, the "twist" at the end was laughable and the whole thing was just bollocks. *fact*
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:27, archived)
# I thought it was
absolute toilet
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:27, archived)
# is that the one with Bruce Willis?
i wasnt hugely impressed personally but JACK! Im just looking for a pic of blue footed boobies(the birds, you dirty kids) and this was one of the bits that came up in the google search
"Fun for all! Not only is the identification of boobies a fascinating topic..."
i think this is the most correct thing ever said!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:27, archived)
# I think he was talking about
"Unbreakable" The greatest hits of Westlife DVD. Kimbo's a big fan of Westlife. You should see his room - you can barely see the paintwork for pictures of Brian, Ryan, Frian and Tryin
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:29, archived)
# Nope
Bruce Willis. Ummm, what's Westlife? I's an unedumacated American
(Kimbo, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:30, archived)
# exceedingly crap
generic boyband.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:33, archived)
# Ahhh
it's understandable, as the "generic boy band" concept was so grossly overused. Ever hear of "5ive"? Neither have most of the world, either
(Kimbo, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:36, archived)
# i have
wish i hadnt though, and i wish i was like you in having never heard of Westlife
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:39, archived)
# 5ive
were a fantastic band and I won't hear a bad word said against them.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:39, archived)
# I suppose you wouldn't want to hear
about the fact that they SUCK
(Kimbo, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:44, archived)
# *fingers in ears*
La la laaaa, I can't hear you, La la laaa.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:50, archived)
# They're an Irish boy bland
who use hypnosis to force teenage girls to buy their CDs. They rock.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:33, archived)
# they are also optimistic as their best of.. album was called
"Westlife Greatest Hits Volume 1"
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:57, archived)
# You're better
off not knowing who Westlife are.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:33, archived)
# Blue footed boobies are great
I used them in my fantastic "Rude Birds" thingy:

b3ta.pritch.co.uk/rude.gif
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:29, archived)
# im at work and was sweating a bit when i had to put the words
'Blue' and 'Boobies' into a search engine...
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:38, archived)
# i saw that film
on a first date and thought it was shit. the film and the girl. she's a dickhead.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:28, archived)
# don't hold back mike,
don't be afraid to tell us how you feel about it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:29, archived)
# It was absolute
poo pants. One of the worst films I've ever seen.

FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:30, archived)
# unless you have issues with latent homosexuality
it's probably not a good idea to go out with a girl who has a penis for a head in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:30, archived)
# I saw
Catch Me If You Can on DVD last night, and I liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:28, archived)
# How'd you see it there?
It's still in the theaters, right?
(Kimbo, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:32, archived)
# some guy down my local computer fair
was selling it on saturday. I also got 8 mile, and would have bought the Two Towers, but I didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:37, archived)
# Ooohhh
did it have that "filmed in the theater" goodness about it?
(Kimbo, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:45, archived)
# I like it
It is warm, thank you please....
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:30, archived)
# i think
i've been living on pluto
not even heard of unbreakable or memento...!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:39, archived)
# Unbreakable was utter pants
Tried watching Signs last night - but failed to follow any of what was going on and got bored with it pretty quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:43, archived)