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# I don't go south of the river at this time of night.
I have no idea whats going on here but I know I am going to be happy for the rest of the day because I saw it.

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
# I have to ask. Is that shopped?
and it's very light for night time:P

As so not yours.

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

Just to make it easier for you. Birds of prey are ofter attacked by flocks of smaller birds when in their territory.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)
# ... a practice known as 'mobbing'
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Flashmobbing?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)
# I am aware of this:P
Normally performed by crows in hoodies.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)
# i was not
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
# I had it as gulls on cliff faces
but we're generally on the same page - attack in numbers, pecking and defecating on the intruder.

Ah reminds me of living in Liverpool...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
# lol
I've seen it many times with buzzards and crows. I've always wanted to see one fly upside-down and give it the finger like in Topgun!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:29, archived)
# I'm sure that's how they see it in their own minds...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:32, archived)
# outside the st johns centre? the pigeons are quite aggressive hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# wtf? you just snapped that pic?
edit: it would appear this isn't your image AND it is unshopped.

This qualifies as a FAIL. Congratulations.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Airlift 2000
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# it's looks like a terrorist hijack
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# On ur condorz, fukin ur bildingz
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# In ur airspace
changin ur global outlook
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Hahahahah fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Needs more dice and bellair!!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:29, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Wow...
Assuming thats not a shop.
Nice pick, you should send it in to some bird watching mags.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# I'm sure I saw this on SA
Where's Shada when you need him.
Confirmed/busted.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Basingstoke
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# The hosting site makes me think it isn't shopped
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)
# It's not.
It was in a "happy/cute picture" thread a while back.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Uh-oh...
*starts fans*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# I read that as
*fart stains*

I have decided it works either way...
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Cor blimey!
Harry Hill looks young there.
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Not your own image?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Hahahahha!
If I could be bothered to open potatoshop, I'd replace the little bird with Brian Blessed... DDDIIIIVVVEEEEE!

but I can't be bothered.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Since I still had the image open...


EDIT oh you said replace the bird. Well beyond my powers I fear...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)
# hahah, YAAAY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
# 'pology
No I didn't take it. As far as I am aware its not shopped. I got it in an email this morning, I didn't bother to check where they had got it from my bad.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
# PHOTO FROM INTERNET SITE APPEARS ON OTHER INTERNET SITE
Anne Diamond condemns outrage
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
# "I'm outraged!"
-Anne Diamond
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)
# "My outrage" by Anne Diamond
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Anne Diamond?


any excuse :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)
# hahaha
absolutely superb.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
# :/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Herpes booter die.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)
# have you tried turning it off and on again?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)
# I tried, but it killed my Grandmother.
I was not impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
# did you check all the plugs are connected?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Mmmm.
Have a pee

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
# I assume you are a banker
as this is 100% FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
# It pained me to find this

Things you have found on /links please or in an existing thread if you feel you must post on /baord.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
# BAAAAAOOOOOORD.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)
# THOSE ARE GOD'S HANDS THAT MEANS GOD EXISTS
HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU DARWIN YOU SANATIST CUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)
# ain't no party like a Darwin party
all he needs now is a tooter
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)
# this proves that evolution doesn't exist.
we are here as a result of stoned origami.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Hahahaha
In the days when gear got you stoned!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# alwsy get me, i live in holland!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)
# N008 powaz
Oh noes I have broked t3h rools woteva will I does!

Remember no pain no gain. I'm sure your live.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Please don't talk like a cunt
ayethangyew!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Ouchy
Being a cunt I can't help it, its the std that does it, it got into my brain.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# So it's a fake? Arse...
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)
# I'm sorry wingco I don't understand your banter...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)
# You know...
bally ten-penny ones dropping in the custard ... ... Charlie Choppers chucking a handful ...

No?
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
# something something coming over the briny?
/can't be bothered to look it up...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
# is it a monster?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
# birds in helmets ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)
# I concurs


Quick edited pea-roast
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:30, archived)
# You bar steward!
You beat me to it!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)
# ha ha ha woos
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# tea and the Battle of Britain!
the things that made this country great
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)
# looks like she/it is saying "Nyang, Nyang, Nyang, Nyang, Nyang!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:39, archived)
#
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)
# hahahah
and he thought he was being so darn clever.
(feeeshboy Warning: mysql_fetch_beer():, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Once you start something any old tit can do it...
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# I declare a
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Hahahaah
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# You are an "Illustrator designer type of person" yet you post somebody else's work?
You, sir, are a poo stain
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:42, archived)
# In error
I concur that it was indeed an error, prehaps using the word found instead of saw would have made it a clearer indication that it was just something I did inded find, but I was so overcome with the jolly gosh darn wheeze of the thing I got carried away, also I do admit in retrospect the links board would be the correct place for it. No cause for calling a chap a skiddy though, twunt maybe, but not a skiddy.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Posting other people's work on b3ta usually results in getting called far worse than poo stain
It is a heinous crime you see.

However, you can redeem yourself by showing us your own work.
If it is funny people will say you have the hummus.
If it is highly topical people will mumble things about John Peel riding a whale.
If it is technically brilliant people will say you have a cycling proficiency badge. Perhaps.
If it is terrible you'll see more failsock-type ridicule and derision.

Redeem yourself dear fellow, then I shall publicly renounce your skiddy status.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)
# done and done :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# and for that you are awarded
The Failsock!

with apologies to Prodge
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:44, archived)
# OH NOES!!!
not the failsock
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Yes.
I'm afraid so.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# fuck socks
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:49, archived)
# excellent work indeed
who's Roger tho?
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)
# now thats what im talking about
Wooyay and nicely recovered :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Great save!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# SUPERB! ARF!
I hereby publicly acknowledge that you are not a poo stain. I retract my previous statement. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:23, archived)
# Ah ha!
Right I am now off to fuck up in some other humungous way by not paying attention to the rules somewhere else!

I think I shall commit my crime in an amusment park disguised as a ghost... what could possible go wrong...
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)