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[challenge entry] Not a very cooperative moggy


I may try again when she decides to sprawl all over the floor which she isn't doing tonight...



edit: i have fixed the file size problem sorry. uploaded wrong image

From the Recreate a Famous Work of Art challenge. See all 133 entries (closed)

(oh globbits love is always over in the morning, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# have you got that in wallpaper size?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Fuck that, have you got it on a roll, I want to paper the bathroom with it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# I was thinking about
covering the front side of the house with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# it's like watching digby, but with a cat and no jim dale
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Mofaha,
as someone who has been resident in the US for a long while now, can I ask you a couple of questions please?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)
# 1. what is your favourite colour?
2. what is the wind-speed velocity of an unladen swallow
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)
# 3. Why do people from Pennsylvania speak so funny?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)
# 4. what is the fastest land mammal
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)
# the wombat
unfortunately, it's also the laziest
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)
# they're dutch
or something
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)
# they're Germans
but called "Dutch", because "Deutsch" in German means "German"
so they simplified it, as they do with many other things
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pennsylvania_Dutch
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Yes you can.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Christo wanted it for his next piece.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Body of a cat
Filesize of a mammoth.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# This broke the InterWebbies
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Superb but the file is a bit big
have a quick look at the FAQs

Great pic though
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# yaaaaaaay!
i like this
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# BOOM
headshot.

Can we have it even BIGGER?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# a cats!
but it's too small for me to see.
*cries*

please, have mercy... could you make it at least a BIT bigger?...
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Just a tad (4 times) the reccomended file size pal.
I do like the idea though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
# it is over 2 tonnes
you are nearly there, below 50k pleaseings
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
# big pictures of vermin.
Just what need after an hour of being riled by philistines.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# 'ello you!
howdo?
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Hello chicken.
I'm OK thanks. Just in a bit of a shitty after the conversation below. I'm usually taking the piss and trolling when I get in a baiting match but some subjects I really should stay clear of.

Anyway, enough of that. Are you well recently?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)
# i yam mostly well
bit tired. am now a student teacher and finding it all a bit overwhelming. who knew kids could be difficult!? *gasp*
you should have a large port and brandy and watch Priscilla, best of all the cheer-up movies.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Haha. Who knew kids......?
you should have asked me. They are horrible little bastards. I should know. I went to school with them.

I'm having lots of beer and watching burn notice. I may then attempt to do some killing on warcraft.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)
# to be fair - my school is full of lovely kids who are great to teach
which just makes the shit ones even more shit.
i wholeheartedly approve of your plans for the evening and wish you all luck and happiness whilst undertaking aforementioned plans. yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Hahah
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)
# hahaha, grumpy bum
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:16, archived)
# I know.
I usually bite for fun. I need to learn when to clam it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)
# i'm only back for a brief visit
i'll be good
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# i now have a mental image of you
chasing the cat around the house with a camera screaming "SPRAWL! DAMN YOU!!"
until you finally corner her and snap a picture of her cowering in fear, staring up at you with wide eyes as if to say "but... i thought you loved me?"

...

you heartless bastard.


EDIT: actually, she looks more like she's saying "you take a picture now, i shit in your mouth while you're asleep later..."
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# no, not mouth
shoesings only
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)
# and a kittin to counter imagefail
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:16, archived)
# \0/
more vermin ;)


Click for slightly bigger (396KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)
# those are ace!
this is 10-minute-kittin:


he has paper stuck to his claws.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)
# oh noes!
how will kittin defeet his dastirdly enemy?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:24, archived)
# with ease
if the enemy is rock. If Scissors turn up he's fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Isn't that the moment before impact?
next thing we see is kittybrains
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:29, archived)
# :)

Click for bigger (48KB)

I really hate cats. But when it comes to drawing, they ain't half marketable.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:33, archived)
# oh noes!
whitecat is lost in teh snow!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:34, archived)
# any excuse...
Riff-Raff; a (pearost) study in timelapse photography

(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)
# thats just
fluffy lovely that is
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)
# i still think this is ace
it makes me happy when you post it.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:34, archived)
# lovely fluff
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:06, archived)
# haha
she never does as she's told.

it might be an idea to drug her then i can put her in whatever position i want.....
(oh globbits love is always over in the morning, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)
# have you been reading the to do
list on my PDA?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:29, archived)
# nice idea
but this is indeed bigger than the original.

read this.
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm

fix it and use the edit button below your image to replace the big one with a modified version.
edit/ nice try, still a tad over but ho hum, try for below 50k next time
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Pfft!
That looks like my dead cat Timmy :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# use the b3ta hosting
it automatically resizes large images for you
edit : and copy paste edit are your friends :)
edit 2 : its still too big :p
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Mais oui, c'est bon
Un petit on the large side, hein?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Hahahahah
now it's dissapeared.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)
# size of an elephant!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Kitteh sez
"but I can't read, you fool"
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)