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# nings
i am quick and dirty:
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)
# foot lorry?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:35, archived)
# xXxcuntxXx
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:35, archived)
# wut?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)
# wut, in the butt?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)
# WITH A NAME LIKE THAT YOU MUST BE A PRETTY GIRL.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)
# It's a lovely name to say.
It's like a kiss.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)
# I wouldn't begin to know how to say ttssattsr
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Ttssaffttssttssaaffttsr
was my attempt.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:57, archived)
# tits is at it sir
is what it means if you de-blind it
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Ttssattsr
The Thirty Samurai Slayed All Ten Thousand Shiny Robots.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)
# It always reminds me of "tatsächlich"
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Sassy!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Hello ttstsattr
did you like my triubte?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)
# I like all kinds of butes :)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)
# :D
i did a big picture :D
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)
# THEY'RE MY FAVOURITES :DDDDDDD
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:01, archived)
# was it big enough?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Yes!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:06, archived)
# What kind of core are you?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:57, archived)
# No-Pop-No-Style-X-Core.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)
# I'm going to coin xXxShitcorExXx
Word
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Well there's already 'shitcore'.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Ah, bummer
Oooh, I like the sound of xXxbumcorexXx
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Dibs on xXxRancorxXx
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:02, archived)
# apples :)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)
# I have lots of those on my desk
Fact
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Is there something special I should be seeing in this pic?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)
# *spangs*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)
# there are toes in the cab, but I don't know what this means
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)
# toe truck...
even though its a lorry..
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:37, archived)
# toes truck
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Since when did mere formalities like that matter around here?
Was a new law passed when I wasn't looking? I demand citation!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)
# well articulated
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)
# I've never had much truck with puns.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)
# You're like a pun vandal
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)
# It takes a lorry practice.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)
# spoke too soon,
wheely bad,
truck truck truck.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)
# I'm tyred.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)
#
YOU MOTHER TRUCKER!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Do you not tyre of bad puns?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)
# I have no truck with them
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)
#
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)
# I blame it on truckload of work
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:57, archived)
# you must be exhausted
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Lorry about that, its just too tyring.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)
# since right now
your fired! bang!
awa;sldkhasdl
(sorry im feeling awful - please excuse my actions/words anything and everything today)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Fucking hell.
I couldn't see that they were toes til you said. Looked more like shaped corrugated cardboard.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)
# I just thought he'd shopped SPANG on the side.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)
# was too subtle?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)
# File names and alt texts are your friend when you're planning subtle.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)
# obviously
i intended for The Toes to be visible.
maybe your monitor brightness had just grow?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)
# :)

(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)
# haha
I don't think I've seen this before. Great stuff.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Was for the 'extending film scenes'
challenge thing :)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Wow
this didn't fp?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Close to the picture in question...
*clicks*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Sadly not
Think it's because I missed the licquorice stick off :)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)
#
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Oooh...
That is special! Lovely Sugary Shopping.

(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)
# cheers
*steals pea thunder*...
*apologizes*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Heh hee..
Anytime. It's lovely.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Excellent work
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)
# haha!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)
# I don't know what film this is.
But these two pictures satisfy me in ways I don't quite understand.
*click*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)
# I do hope that is a joke.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:45, archived)
# I'm afraid not.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)
# woah there:
www.imdb.com/title/tt0086250/

mandatory viewing for all humans.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Oooh, I'll look out for it.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Srsly
how could you have missed it?!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)
# I don't like it
shoot me now...
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)
# *Chainsaws your arm*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Fair enough,
but at least you had heard of it!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)
# I've heard of it, just not seen it.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Phew,
panic over.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:06, archived)
# *pauses with finger on trigger*
not even the Giorgio Moroder soundtrack?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:06, archived)
# It's from Seven Brides For Seven Brothers
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)
# WTF OMFFFFG?!
Fr reel?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)
# For real :(
What film is it?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Bloody aces!
:D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)
# That's
begging for a clunky old Amstrad CPC to replace that telly in the background ;)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Hahaha perfect!
*gets shopping*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)
# you're rather good at this
but slow it down, you're making the rest of us look bad!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)
# bladdy
brill!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)
# heheh
you're blaaddy fired.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:49, archived)
# *pathetically begs for one more chance to prove self
on next challenge*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:50, archived)
# "I don't blaaady care 'ow well ya done on tha task...."
lol

*grants wish*

(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)
# yay!
I'm going to give 123% on the next one...
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Not if I can pay people to fuck you over you won't!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)
# haha...
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)
# If you win, you get a CPC 464.
Good luck sir.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Is there a bee wearing shades in the cab?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:37, archived)
# it's a toe truck
*spangs self, gets coat*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Is it 'foot lorry carrying spang'?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Hahahah spang!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)
# SPANGVAN?!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)
# sch-pang!
toe truck - ver good!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)
# is that lorry transporting vimtoe?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)
# sry 4 so many peas
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)
# There's trouble afoot.
She's such a horseface
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:01, archived)
# yes indeed she is
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Ooh horsemeat, must try that someday.
mind you the less I think of her insides the better. Although, a good trophy shag I imagine.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)
# hehehe
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)
# She does have lovely eyes though.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)
# so do potatoes
but i still wouldn't fuck one.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)
# You can't deny it.
I have the photos.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)
# photos or POTATOES?!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)
# it wasn't me.
it was my almost-identical, spud-humping sister.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)
# ummmmm
Spangwagon?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)