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I notice with great glee....

one of the most spectacular names ever to have graced this planet of ours

tiny.cc/IKKh2

(nibbles, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)

great. now there's pastie all over the keyboard

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)

Do you have an eating disorder?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)

I have a drink problem

*misses mouth*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)

*also pines for Prof's missing mouth*

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)

I should have been better to it`

... I mean mumble mumble mumble

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)

*performs tracheotomy*

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)

*smokes through hole in neck*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)

i don't like seeing people do that

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)

Better not watch 'Dead Again' for the scene

with Andy Garcia, then.

Actually, there's many reasons not to see that film.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)

I saw Iron Man over the weekend

it is a GOOD film. I enjoyed it a lot.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)

i really liked it too

didn't get to see enough of iron monger though.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)

Top Class, isn't it?

I might just have to get a Blu-Ray deck for that movie alone.

That, and 'Fried Green Tomatoes At The Whistle Stop Cafe', obviously.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)

oh i love you

thats one of my favourite movies.

TWANDA!

don't know what it would gain on blu-ray though.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)

Well, I love you, too

But I was kidding.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)

ha ha ha

skallywag!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)

I'd advocate the purchase of a PS3

the blue ray is good, it works well with twonky as a media server... it plays games.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)

That's the problem, y'see

I think I'd prefer to get a decent PC for gaming, and just a BR player for the living room.

can't decide, though.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)

it just strikes me that the PS3 is comperable in proce

with current blue ray dvd players... and allows you to stream music and video from your PC onto your TV over a wireless network.

but yes - if blu ray players were more like £100 then it might be less of a good idea.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)

fuck off

it's cool man - smoking is cool.

CHICKS DIG IT!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)

i'm unhappy. 6 months no smoke

i now have a chest infection and i'm coughing like i used to when i still smoked. i feel fucking cheated

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)

Seems like a good excuse to take it up again.

*fears the strike-through gags possible with the above*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)

needs more

"...the arse..."

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)

;)

I knew I could rely on you, sir

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)

as ever

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)

*holds lungs in place*

oh no yer don't!

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)

I have a MOUTH Drink

*misses problem*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)

I have a problem mouth

*drinks miss*

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)

misses problem a have

*I drink*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)

problem is drink the

*becomes Yoda*

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)

really need to buy that film

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)

i just downloaded it last night.

I guess i quit the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)

waits for edit

damn you and your ninjaing!!

watched it for the first time when i was on holiday, the villa we rented had the box set of that and airplane 2

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)

i didn't edit that........

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)

pre emptive ninja comment

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arrangedletters, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)

yeh, i noticed

i'm waiting for you to change it from quit to picked

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)

oh yeah.....

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)

oh dear...

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)

David Beckham/Beck...

I've always noticed how they have similar names, but can't be bothered to shop them, can someone do it for me?

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)

sigh, first login for a few days.

*logs out*

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)

use the /links board for funny links

however, don't delete this thread, simply hang your head in shame for now and take the wide range of "FAIL" pictures on the chin.

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)

alright alright

fair enough :P

Still made me giggle though (but then i am a student)

(nibbles, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)

Strike 2

(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)

and the arse raping

like a man

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)

the fail pictures that i find funny are the ones when someone posts a pic thats half a meg

then ten people post 50kb fail pictures in response. the tasty silliness is lovely

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)

Don't spoil the fun!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)

*party poops*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)

You have no idea how awesome the mental image for that was.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)

awesome?

utterly unthought of until you said it!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)

if you're thinking along the same line i am i can :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)

This is usually the case

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)

You're doing wonders for my self confidence today.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)

you should have self confidence in spades

you're a lovely lovely person *hugs*

i however am a drunken fool who often gropes people when he hugs them

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)

HAHAHA bless you

I do that when I'm drunk. Or at least am EXTREMELY friendly, as some b3tans can attest to.

Happy vino captain loves everyone.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)

*drinks heavily*

*declares eternal love*
*passes out*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)

I DID NOT PASS OUT

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)

i did :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)

Ah yes, I remember Jessie saying now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)

well.... more fell asleep really.

though the effect is much the same with me.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)

*waits in line for next hug*

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arrangedletters, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)

you're in a library

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)

I LIKE NAMES

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)

best of all the . . . umm . . .

nomenclatures?
err . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)

I like the word

nomenclature ... I used it in a committee paper today

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)

I like the way that the Crash Test Dummies

pronounce it . . .
Gnomen Clay Churr

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)

mmm mmm mmm mmm?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)

I like names

they're my names.

"we have the them tune lads.. time to rake in the moneys"

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arrangedletters, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)

RIS

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)

it's a squirrel with

huge undulating chebs

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)

Couldn't tell.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)

*Edited for harshness* Prolly wrong board, guv.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)

needs more

"bluebird on my shoulder..."

/racism

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)

*Massive LOL*

once again, sir...

Edit: actually, I posted the wrong one, it should have been:

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)

Have you got one with his "bluebird" face up ^there?

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ClanSoul, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)

Doh

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)

Who with the what for the where now?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)

and

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)

ROL!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)

SWEET!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)

Anyone mind a pea?

Seeing how this thread is dead?

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)

Noel Fielding?

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ClanSoul, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)

Eh?

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)

When Noel Fileding is old,

he will look like Brucie.

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ClanSoul, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)

ARGH

COMIC SANS

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ClanSoul, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)

a member for 3 years, 4 months and 12 days

and in all that time it never occurred to you to read the FAQ?
FAIL.

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)

The Javelin

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ClanSoul, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)

Tuesday already?

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Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)