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# Gary Glitter, Ginger Spice and the Archbishop of York, Dr John Sentamu walk into a bar...


...and Ginger Spice replies, 'I actually asked for a 12 inch pianist.'
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:44, archived)
# He shouldn't smile
It's too terrifying
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:46, archived)
# I agree.
It's this horribly forced rictus that does absolutely nothing to ingratiate him to anyone.

Serious Brown is serious, so he should look serious.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Aw
I think he looks special
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Superman Special or Special Bus Special?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Definitely special bus


I'm off to finish my last bit of data entry. Nobody post anything good until I get back!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:57, archived)
# But what about the bounce?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:01, archived)
# licifer
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:03, archived)
# but does it blend?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:08, archived)
# its a flood!!!
and this is fucking woo!


i cant help but hear a mongs laugh when watching this...AHUH HUH HUH HUH!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:46, archived)
# :D
very very good.

who says Fifers don't have a sense of humour?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Well, me for one.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:48, archived)
# what about Michelle...?
Michelle Fifer ....

HA HA HA HA HA HA *dies*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:50, archived)
# dear, oh dear...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:57, archived)
# I do.......
I emigrated there several years back.....
(angriestangel, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Haha. Good one Gordy
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Haha
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Does that mean you laughed so much you shat yourself?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:49, archived)
# I must put it in my big diary...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Naaa
It'd leak out, like a juicy shit sarnie!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:00, archived)
# where is dixon I haven't seen him on here for ages.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Quite so.
Not sure.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:04, archived)
# it seems that he went to lunch and never came back
www.b3ta.com/board/8883054
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Are you stalking him?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:09, archived)
# he's about a 40 yo dude lives in germany.
no no, he's not on my stalking list.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)
# I know who/where he is...
He's a Derby bash regular, bless him.

and he's rather lovely, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:13, archived)
# dixon and gruntfuttock sitting in a tree...k...i...double s...i...n...g...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:19, archived)
# it wasn't a tree.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)
# it was the cathedral?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:23, archived)
# none of your beeswax
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:25, archived)
# ning k3b/-\b
hows life after uni?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)
# So fucking boring.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Well-earned
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Wow that's better than an Ocsar!
Far worse though and I feel so bad about it. I just went to the shop to get some binbags and they were having a two minute silence for rememberance day.
I meant no disrespect to the occasion but purely because it would be wrong to look anything but solemn, I found it hard not to crack a smile.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:07, archived)
# shame on you



giggles
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:08, archived)
# That's nerves talking
or summat

People being solemn make me giggle. I'm terrible at funerals.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:09, archived)
# You are the lead singer of the BareNakedLadies
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)
# No, but I am barenaked

Maybe I should leave the clown's nose at home at moments like that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:20, archived)
# just spent my 2 mins silence
taking a shit.

Didn't grunt or anything during though, got me respect.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)
# I bet you were even flying your trousers at half mast too!
They would have wanted it that way.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Your alligator has the clap!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:48, archived)
# *votes*
sounds a good'un
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:51, archived)
# God he's such a cunt :D
Gordon, I mean :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:48, archived)
# God too though....
if you think about it... too much...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Someone, please, put him out of my misery.
And if you can take out the bitch next to him, that wouldn't be a problem, either.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:50, archived)
# *nukes site from orbit*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:51, archived)
# The best strategy, always - I've been told it's the only way to be sure (to be sure)
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:56, archived)
# tory
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:54, archived)
# He should use this
as his next campaign advert. Ingratiate himself to the people.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Hehe, nicely animated!!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:55, archived)
# breasts, breasts, breasts
Weeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:59, archived)
# I've had them both

/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:56, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:58, archived)
# :D
Hahahahahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:59, archived)
# WOO
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:18, archived)
# periscope up.......aaaaaargh
dive,dive
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)
# oh christ that's perfect.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
# nicely sir
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Hahahaha...
You are fab, nuff said *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:08, archived)
# mange tout flambe
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:08, archived)
# champ
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Tee, heee, heee
Love the bouncing Brownie and the added B3ta jokebook.
He's getting more like Terry Jones by the day?
Very well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:15, archived)