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(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)
# I always suspected that about Bond.
Too Alpha Male by half if you ask me...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I tend to assume he's wearing ladies
underwear... and that he bullies other guys into slapping his junk about.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Did he not get
his junk slapped around in the previous bond?
It was so memorable I have kind of forgotten.
I've never been a bond fan. ( apart from in the olden days when bond was proper )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# ...and when all this was fields
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)
# I am in complete agreement with you
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)
# ewww....
I didn't need that image in my mind....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)
# *replaces it with an image of beavers in a stream, wearing pink bras and rubbing their shit-ridden arseholses against spiny trees*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Spiny Trees?
wasn't he a 1930's Jazz Trumpeter?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)
# No, you're thinking of Deaf-Boy Smedley.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# You are a bad mediocre.
No dinner for you - go to your room!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# HARDER
SQUEEZE THEM HARDER - good good - now stamp on it!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Stop that.
Right now.

*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)
# COR LUMMIE!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)
# pfft
I saw that film last night. I was just a series of chase sequences linked by a few fights. The plot barely got a look in.
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)
# if you haven't seen Iron Man yet
you should - it is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:16, archived)
# i saw Fracture
last week. good movie
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)
# good - I was going to see that - now I will
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Is that the Anthony Hopkins one?
I thought that was a pretty good filum, ashually.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# it is.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# yes, a great film that!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)
# I saw it last week.
I didn't realise there was a plot trying to look in.

Or any comedy.

Or any decent bad guys.

Or any coolness.

Or any chase/fight scenes that were possible to follow. I have no idea how the fight scenes ended, it just seemed that the baddies kept fucking up of their own accord.

One of the shittest Bonds, in my opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)
# and I tend to think Bond films are poor anyway
... so you've just successfully put me off thinking of going to see it at the flicks...

they're just bloody car and watch adverts now anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)
# yes.
quantum of solace does manage to lack substance on a greater scale than any of the other Bond movies. Which is quite a spectacular feat.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# even the man with the Golden Gun?
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Thunderball was the best for me.
but only because I have memories of my dad taking me to see it in the mid 70's when it got a re-run at our local flicks. The only other film my dad took me to see was Bambi.
So Thunderball may or may not have been any good but it was a rare occasion when my dad was not at sea so I recall it as good. ( It was good, I know, it had Connery in it )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)
# it's a sadly underatted Bond is Thunderball
on the back of Goldfinger, it's easy to understand why.
I'll even forgive Diamonds are Forever because it had Connery and Charles Gray in it, in
an otherwise feeble plot
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)
# yes, even that.
be very afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# damn, was looking forward to it - bah!
hoped it'd be a nice continuation of CR in style and substance
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# I was just expecting a lot more, I think.
I thought Casino Royale was quite good, decent twists, and entertaining. I thought Quantum of Solace would be an attempt at being even better.

The action scenes appear to be shot by an ex-NYPD Blue cameraman, on a horse with Parkinson's.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# oh shit, it's another bourne sequel
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# It's not bad.
If you're a hummingbird.



This may not make any sense. I simply meant that key parts of the scene may or may not be visible for a millisecond or so, which means that if you blink, the scene is over, and you're never quite sure how he won the fight, you just know he did.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)
# I prefer the ones with the terrible puns
like in tomorrow never dies (i think its that one anyway, in korea)
Where he jumps and grabs a bell,
And says "saved by the bell" when he drops down.
Thats bond!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Die Another Day
/bond geek

TND did have the awesome 'You always were a cunning linguist' gag though...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Oh yes it was, I remember now, it was on itv2 the other week,
Pierce was a real bond.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Goldeneye
was the last great Bond film. Perhaps only for the dam bungee jump at he beginning, but that bit rules.
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# ^this
exactly. there was a lack of humour, coolness or cheekiness in this one. Casino Royale was much more enjoyable.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# I thought that too
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# you know, if you changed 'advert' to 'product'
you could line up the two 0's and make the 7/gun logo part of the 'h' for here.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# *squints*
nah - can't see it meself.

*pokes with stick*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)
# I'll 'shop it then to show you
'ow do, fella
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# alreet, guv.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)
# ah
I was racking my brain to think how I could incorporate the 0s. I was trying to make it like those adverts for adverts that you get on the back of train tickets though.
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# mind if I have a go?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Go for it.
I have to go out though so I wont see it until later.
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)
# DON'T GO OUT THERE!
there are people!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# D:
OH NOES!

*scareds*

Srsly tho, I'm late already. L8az dOOdz
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Not sure about this one, guv.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)
# This
this * 1000000
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Hahahahahhahahahahahahha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Only Quantum for me?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# wow!
this is really well shopped!

woo! and yay!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Woo
Lol
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)
# i knew it
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# NO NO NO STOP GETTING BOND WRONG
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# BNOD?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)
# STOP GETTING BOD WRONG
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)