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# I haven't a clue what is going on here
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Looks like
a bloody amazing party!
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Do you ever?
Clicketywoo!

/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:04, archived)
# use your im-agin-a-tion
jump over the moon
jump over the moon
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:04, archived)
# skateboarding mecha dinosaur Slash is attacking axl rose's spying eyebot with a chainsaw
Whatever it is, it's super!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:05, archived)
# the rocket space dildo is a nice touch
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:06, archived)
# It's one of my favourite dildos
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:07, archived)
# yeah
you need two at a time so you can feel it though
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Were you the product tester on that range of presents, then?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)
# *playfully pokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:10, archived)
# *bends over just a little more*
Oh, go on, you're just teasing me know...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)
# *tease tease*
*teasy teasy teasy*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:13, archived)
# *comes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:14, archived)
# \o/
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)
# *snuggles up for post-coital snooze*
Move yer arm...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:16, archived)
# _o/
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)
# awwww.....
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:18, archived)
# are ya tryin to say I'm flat chested like
that I've got nowt?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)
# *fondles the Prof's curves*
Not at all m'dear....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)
# And where dose one what that so hard?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)
# that's my point exactly
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)
# I understand your words individually
but together they make no sense

Edit: Ah that's better. I've had more gin and you ninja-edited
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:10, archived)
# try reading it again
edit: I'm a bad person
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)
# I knew I spent too long typing that v
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Do you need to?
this is excellent

*awaits full explanation*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Magicsauris Rex goes postal
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Who's better?
The Residents or T-Rex?
There's only one way to find out...
FIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:05, archived)
# haha
My bloke is seeing the Residents on Sunday, the bell-end.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Pretty obvious. Chainsawus Rex and sidekick TopHatCat take on SPACEYE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Bloody rubbish
Do it again.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:05, archived)
# C-
shows a complete lack of originality
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Well I think it's more the rather obvious
and hackneyed post-modernism clashing with the clichéd counter-culture references that rather spoil what could be a rather average attempt at exemplifying the pilorization of Warholian symmetry that upsets me most.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Now this ...
This I can go with, you see. It's this sort of ironic challenge that throws down a gauntlet to established ideas and in destabilizing the general concensus forms something actually real; something new; something that says "We are no longer defined by rules, but by the art which we so slavishly follow". This is it - an idea caught - a visual poem - if you like; a song of pictures - a picture book of words.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)
# ...and people complain about psychobabble.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)
# only when they've got something to hide
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Hahahaha
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)
# ha ha ha
fucking loony
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)
# My dad is waaay better
And it helps he's bald, has got a beard, and wears glasses. We went to the Tate to see Damian hirst's stuff, and thought it was wank. My dad started talking about how a fire extinguisher in the corner was "Clearly a statement of masculinity, thrusting into the air in a vile parody of rape, pushing Mother Earth further from it's peak ..." blah blah, and by the time he'd run out of steam about 8 people had gathered around him hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Rocket Powered T-rex on rollerskates with a chainsaw and a spiky cat-face exploding hat, perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:05, archived)
# on fire, man!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:05, archived)
# how cool would it be to wear a flaming hat?
awesome - that's how cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Yeah! An asbestos topper!
Fringe-singery and lock loss at every turn, but it would be worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)
# SO worth it.
*sets fire to hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)
# wooo!
*gets the wax crayons*
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Well it's very obvious.
Caped chainsaw-toting rocket powered speccy skate dinosaur attacks robo-eyeball-tentaclefiend against the background of a world gone mad.

With a strange skeletal kittyfish bursting out of his hat.

Easy.

and very woo.

EDIT Oooo nice shinpads!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:06, archived)
# the shin pads make it for me
(jlkgjsfhoj, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Woo!
This has captured everything in the world that is great (except bacon -i'm assuming its being cooked behind the jet engines) and therefore wins at everything!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:06, archived)
# I can hear him singing "Come on and see the show"
It's a dynamo.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)
# these things amaze me
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)