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A Christmas wish

Are we human or are we dancer?
May I suggest a third option?
CUNTS.

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:09, archived)

Suggestion upheld!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:10, archived)

Sorry TJ

If anyone is interested the new Nuts images are in my profile. I also scanned through as it was the Christmas edition so I can say there's none on the other pages.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)

But i am not JT?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)

I really, really detest how they keep referring to our images as 'spam'

And even 'spam of the week'

Also:
Dear Mr. Riverghost,

Why do you always refer to a link in your profile, when you can just put the link in your TJ? ~~Inquiring~~ Mediocre minds want to know.

Yours,
Mr. mediocre

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)

^ all of this.. with a light coating of peanut butter

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)

Ah, there's a counter.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)

all of this^ minus the peanut butter plus Marmite

and added "please change your profile colours so I can read the fecking thing".

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)

Ha ha ha

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:23, archived)

Ah ther is a reason for that.

I gives me a guage of how many people are interested and go and look. I know not to bother anymore if no one goes and save myself the price of the magazines (I bought Zoo to keep in the loop but it wasn't worth scanning.

For instance I can tell that since I posted it 41 people have been to look.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)

Excellent answer

cheers ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)

does british zoo have scantly clad women in it?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)

scanty to nekkid but no front botty.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)

I knew this

and looked 41 times to fuck up your stats.
:P

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XLVII .uk, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)

On alternate weeks zoo do 3 tiny "spam" images

and 3 tiny "accidental porn" images

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)

And each time I have to trawl past images of torn flesh and broken bones

in both of them!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)

Is accidental porn the same thing as tripping and falling on a phallic object with a sexy orifice, while being naked or wearing sexy underwear, and having accidentally left the camera filming on a tripod that caught the whole thing?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)

If only...

it's basically turnips in the shape of willies

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)

You bought Zoo to keep in the loo?

dirty boy!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)

Silly BHW of course I don't

Loo space is kept for the 2008 2 girls 1 cup annual.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)

*boke*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)

you want the 2009 one for christmas?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)

Naaa

I@ll settle for The MAddie one:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)

can't get you that

i've run out

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:03, archived)

^ *votes for this*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:10, archived)

*votes*

*checks the time*

Morning!

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Joliet, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)

I like the Killers.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)

DIE HERETIC

I made the mistake of seeing them at Glastonbury- there's an hour of my life I'll never get back.
He looks like a paedophile/an uglier Matt Damon

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:14, archived)

Thank you!

I bought their first album and went to see them in Brixton. I ended up propping up the bar at the back.

I really cannot fucking stand this human/dancers song.

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Joliet, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)

it's "are we human, or are we dancer?"

what the fuck does that mean?
man's a cunt.

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)

That's a good enough argument for me

I shall now print this picture and throw darts at it because the man is obviously a big twat.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)

Ooh

do me next flower!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)

I have been

but the picture is so full of holes I can hardly make out your mug.
I shall print another.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:31, archived)

First album was OK

couple of good tunes

Beyond that.... meh!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)

^ This

"All The Things That I've Done" being a gem.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)

Mr Brightside is also a winner!

Ning all!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)

^this^

fab tune

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:31, archived)

opinions on the internet lol

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)

opinions are like arseholes

everyone has one but you don't want it pushed in your face
(Captain Wow excepted)

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)

The Cap has no bottom?

What madness is this?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)

on the contrary

I've never seen it, but in my mind it is the queen of the bottoms

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)

It's a very fine bottom,

If I may make so bold.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)

pictures please

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)

Oh, I could never do that, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)

'Tis a WOMAN'S bottom, Sir!

I'll wager that bottom has never ...

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)

I'll wager it has

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)

Hahahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)

So do I.

Mr Brightside is one of the greatest tracks ever recorded

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)

indeed.

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)

There's a nice remix of that on CD2 of Sensation White 2005

A quick google reveals it might be called jacques Lu Cont's Thin White Duke mix.

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)

Indeed - this can be found on the album sawdust, I believe.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)

oh my god, what have i started?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)

Suddenly everyone realises that the Killers aren't as bad

as Alexandra Burke's massacring of Hallelujah :(

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)

I can't bring myself to listen to that, even out of morbid curiosity

no-one should be allowed to touch that

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:31, archived)

Would you not give Mr Wainwright's version a free pass?

I rather like that version. In a Shrek-free sense, obviously.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)

I really like that version too

The Jeff Buckley version is better though.

Anything by a "proper" musician beats what fucking Simon Cowell has churned out for that wannabe karaoke tart.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)

Other than Jeff Buckley, obviously

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)

only jeff- even Leonard's version is inferior

Jeff sounded like an angel

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)

^this^

I think the phrase "Doing a mariah" needs to enter common usage.

It was fucking dreadful

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)

Yes, I think I've heard that

It's at the end of the Sawdust compilation album they did.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)

^this

and even if you think they are shit there are much better musical targets to wish death on.

Fuck me ITV give us like 10 every year months

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)

they are too easy

these twunts masquerade as "alternative" but they are deeply mainstream shite.
Maybe I should say that I've just heard it on the radio and it tipped me over the edge. I need to change channels.

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)

You seem very angry about them

Im not damning you for having differing opinions on music to me you just seem to have an unusual level of bile directed at them like they killed your family with bad music or something

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)

it's monday

I should be in bed with a lady on my face, but I'm in an office listening to soul-destroying mediocre pig-piss on the radio.
It's not personal, but they should die.

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)

Fairy muff

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)

yesyesyes

you may,

excellent

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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)

Someone appears to be bleeding

and from the comments above he appears to deserve it.

I'm useless with cultural references unless they contain portions of geek.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)

he's a talentless cunt

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:14, archived)

^this

seems to refer to this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_(The_Killers_song)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)

I'd like to give him a crippling blow

and not in the mouth-to-cock way I'm sure he's used to giving.

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)

Oh really?

I have an album of theirs. I think it's called samtown or something. I don't remember purchasing it so it may have been a wife purchase. I do remember listening to it a couple of times. I don't remember wanting to burn it.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)

never heard of them to be honest.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)

pretty much this

although i was aware there was a band called killers, no idea after that though.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:31, archived)

Recently I have

bought Ministry of Sound The Annual 2009 and Hed Kandi The mix 2009. I am so down with the kids dude.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)

I was gonna change the name on the new album to The Suicidals.

it's all a bit depressing don't ya think?

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XLVII .uk, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)

Yeah but what a pants lyric.

Are we human or are we dancer. That is neither logical or artists. It's meaningless poncy want!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)

Yep, I agree

although Hot Fuss was awesome after that, they totally lost their way.

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XLVII .uk, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:31, archived)

Are we human

or are we denser?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)

*votes*

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XLVII .uk, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)

They're ok

bit generic, but then I've not heard all of their stuff.

4 minutes till my pointless meeting.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)

I'll buy you a big pressie

if you can get the word 'queef' into your meeting and record it for shits n giggles.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)

Ahhh, I'd gone by then, sorry chap.

I did use the phrase 'no sorry chap, that's imfuckingpossible'.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)

that would be rather ironic

the lead singer of the killers being killed

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)

Dear Mr The Killers

Your song is a nonsense
and you sound like Chris de Berg

lots of love

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)

are we human,
or are we dancing,
cheek to cheek

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)

^this

and yes, it can be milked

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)

p.s.

and 'pot thinks so too.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)

Haahaha

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XLVII .uk, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)

hahahaha!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)

Is this a petition we can all sign?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)

the original ain't much to sniff about

but the trance mix is pretty good

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:00, archived)

aha

toap on a rope for xmas, my fav

(Darth Vodka, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:25, archived)