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# Hope this isn't too big.


FAQ assures me all will be well...
A B3tan owns this car, so i shopped it a bit :)
It is work in progress. Seems huge but FAQ said go for it under 400.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:11, archived)
# will you 'shop
a crashed car,

I will dig out the image if you will
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Most of my 'shops are car crashes, in their own way.
(Hope this helps)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:20, archived)
# looking good
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:13, archived)
# dave
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:13, archived)
# That baby's worth a bundle . . .
Dice man would love it too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Nice one, David!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:14, archived)
# excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Dave?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:15, archived)
# 400k is the animation size, not still image
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Sorry;
it reads badly then. i misunderstood.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:18, archived)
# you shouldn't apologise
what kind of person prick doesn't have the broadband capacity to download an extra 300k, and insists of being on an image message board?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:19, archived)
# i have capped internets
stupid carphonewhorehouse aka AOL - changing their terms and conditions bastards!
(not that i care)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:22, archived)
# no matter how lully you
are my point still stands
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:24, archived)
# and I apologise.
I can't delete it, that is a sin. And the FAQ led me to think it would be resized if it was too big. Now i know, i won't make the same mistake again. I'm hardly a serial offenfer.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:35, archived)
# don't worry
what's done is done but do it again and i'll set fire to your candles! mwhahah... oh wait
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:46, archived)
# I have so many bloody candles.
why is it when women reach 'ahem' 21 the world decides they need candles? For every birthday?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:52, archived)
# because its funny to set the smoke alarms off :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:58, archived)
# People like FLowerpot
who live in South Africa and only gets 2gb of bandwidth a month, and has to pay for extra, only up to a maximum of 4gb possible. But yeah, I guess that is more inconsiderate than someone just taking a second to make a pic as small as it can be....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:25, archived)
# well, yes, but if everyone posted the filesize they wanted
the board load would be unfeasably large. But if someone makes a mistake (due to the poor wording of the faq) then I don't think they need a bollocking (not that that has happened here.)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:28, archived)
# twat
www.b3ta.com/board/8425830
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Aye :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:40, archived)
# but the pictures are great.
especially that handsomely drawn cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Oh my God it's a Sunshine Elephant!
Hello there.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:25, archived)
# hello!
*blows dust off account*
it's good to be here again!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Ah she obviously weighs more than a duck!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:26, archived)
# *sets up stall selling bits of dry wood and tinder*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:33, archived)
# dave?
400kb for anims though, 100 for stills. (i think...)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:16, archived)
# i just read it again:
I used B3tards...says 400k for images?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Er....
For file size, 50k has always been a good target for a still image, but anything up to 100KB is acceptable. Likewise, animated gifs should be kept as small as possible, but never exceed 400 KB.

Not that I give that much of a fuck, you understand.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:24, archived)
# i read this bit::
If you use b3ta's built in image hosting, you may upload any image up to around 400kb in file size, and the site will do any resizing work required for you. Animations are not optimisable - if they do not meet file size restrictions, they will be linked with a static image. Files larger than 400kb will be instantly rejected!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:27, archived)
# yeah that's confusing. that's the size that can be uploaded to the host.
but not the size for posting directly on board, if you use the b3ta hosting it will resize the picture and put a link to the big version.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:31, archived)
# So B3tards isn't
B3ta at all. It IS confusing.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:37, archived)
# no I think b3tards is a hosting designed for people with b3ta accounts,
but isn't the b3ta hosting.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:39, archived)
# I've not
seen a link for the B3ta housing. No wonder people tell me they are too scared to post here! Bloody minefield! Apologies once again for my error. Won't do that again!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:42, archived)
# stop apologising, I don't think anyone's upset about it.
and the b3ta hosting seems to have gotten harder to find, there used to be a 'post new image link' under the 'my images' thing at the top of the page (cr3 changed it a couple of days ago and I can't see a post new link there any more, but this is possilbly because I am thick).

If you go to post new message, there's a link that says switch to image mode and you can upload from there.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:47, archived)
# KittyVomit just pointed this out to me,
you just have to use the Post a new message button....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:53, archived)
# I see that
NOW. But i had already hosted and thought B3tards was B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Ta
I hope they look into the FAQ wording though, I can't be the only dullard on here
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:55, archived)
# ooh shiny
makes me want to go play gta
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:16, archived)
# S'nice.
Oh, and obligatory 'Dave?' comment as well.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Woo
Did someone just thread delete cieling cat?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:23, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:28, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Haha
The talented feline fiend
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:37, archived)
# I like the look of this
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:36, archived)
# nice
yay for fairlane compacts!
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:56, archived)
# my brother used to own this one - sold it for $8500.00 a few years ago now worth $20000+ - dickhead!
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Woo! He had a great '64 there.
These little babies are addictive, though I prefer the '62 and '63 models for their little tail fins.

Very cool, your brother.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:00, archived)
# very nice!
you should replace it with a 400k gif of the car that wobbles left and right by half a pixel, then people don't moan!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:15, archived)
# OMG!
OMG THAT'S MY CAR!!!!

SUNDAEGIRL YOU ROCK HARDER THAN A QUARRY FULL OF BOULDERS!!!!

I now have a lowrider '62 Compact Fairlane! Oh how I love you to bits!!!!

Mwah!

GLEE!

(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:55, archived)