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# Early thinking, but since it's the award season, what about the b3tas?



B3ta awards – early thoughts

Best Actress

Patti Anne Browne - www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbd0nnW-VMc

Best Actor

Matt (where the hell is?) - fora.tv/2008/12/11/Matt_Harding_Where_The_Hell_Is_Matt_an_Elaborate_Hoax

Best Effort

Cat-proof fence dude - www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&hl=en-GB&v=-Ov4LQFSQ58
Kung-fu Hillbilly - www.liveleak.com/view?i=be5_1232830460
Smoking is big and clever - www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypK_LRp0_EI

Best animal

Hardcore penguin - www.liveleak.com/view?i=200_1227043754
Malfunctioning dog - www.liveleak.com/view?i=8d4_1226471679
Fixed malfunctioning dog - www.liveleak.com/view?i=72d_1229379765
Boxcat - www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOnBgO62sGc
Spider Puppy (Scaramanga Redux) - www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVpI5__IVkY&feature=channel_page
Dustercat - www.liveleak.com/view?i=33d_1218634614
Christian the Lion (contains smoking cessation advert) www.metacafe.com/watch/1231230/christian_the_lion/

Best invention

Blender Defender - www.plasma2002.com/blenderdefender/

Best b3tage

Battenberg simulator (monkeon) - www.monkeon.co.uk/battenberg/
The Super Battling Mighty Mega Ultra Phunamic Morphing Wonder Power Robo B3ta Rangertron Team Squadron Episode 1 (Vampiremonkeyonspeed) - www.zxbadger.com/flash/redux.php
General whorage of lots of stuff (McBadger) - www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uTOX7j7WzM
Bus Slogan Generator (Nooo! Make it stop! Oh, yes – Santa Claws) ruletheweb.co.uk/b3ta/bus/
The Shining 80s Computer Game (HappyToast) - www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&hl=en-GB&v=BxCs8VSjI2Y

These are just culled from some of my 'I like this' stuff. Any thoughts on categories or contenders welcomed. If there's enough interest I may set up a bunch of polls and make it official!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:35, archived)
# these all appear to be links
as in:
/links
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:37, archived)
# well yes, true
however I did spend literally minutes creating the b3a statuette itself, which must count for something.

don't give me a hard time please I've had a long day and I genuinely thought this was an idea that might appeal
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:39, archived)
# it was more that
those are all videos, so a 'b3ta' awards should be about content created for this site, or by the site members

not that this was a bad list, but in the 'wrong' place

i like the idea, but i'm tired so my response was overly blunt
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:44, archived)
# fair dues
I was wanting to get more boardwork in but it's bloody hard to separate /board into definable categories.

Most rain in pictures - A Vagabond
Most lavish 3D rendering - JPG
Most fantastic stuff - HappyToast (*cough*StevieWonder*cough*)

...beyond that it gets a bit hard to categorise.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:02, archived)
# best squirrel (without tits)
best seamhorse
worst spang
?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:06, archived)
# \o.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:07, archived)
# definately a contender

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:11, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:15, archived)
# MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMEHORSE!!!
However - mine has teh slipper of justice!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:17, archived)
# I love the fire in my seam horse
and these aswell:
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:18, archived)
# is that even shopped?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:20, archived)
# NO!
I found it on the internets
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:21, archived)
# thats it
you're fired!
have a retirement present...
www2.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.19213~r.11188108
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:22, archived)
# too late now
you posted someone elses dog! unshopped! sorry but there is no coming back from that!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:24, archived)
# if we all click it
it'll get on the popular page

and recieve angry internet complaints for the next few days
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:26, archived)
# its not in a new thread it doesnt matter,
and the dogs are amazing
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:26, archived)
# why am i looking at someone elses dog?
...thats all you'll get on b3ta!
kittens are the future of b3ta!
in reality dogs are superior and betterer than kittens and 'orrid cats but this is b3ta!
so kittens it is!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:29, archived)
# dogs lol
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:30, archived)
# yay!

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:22, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Spider Puppy FTW
He is Steve McQueen.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:39, archived)
# I favour penguin personally
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:40, archived)
# nice one!
now to spend half an hour trawling.

Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:39, archived)
# What the fuck are you on about?
My attention span is about five secon
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Wondering if it's ok to be smug???????
Was it me who put up Patti Ann Browne?? (Best Actress)
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Indeed.
I was thinking that was going to be a category, but I was lacking in preferred internet stuff that actually featured people*.

*with clothes on
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Hee Hee...............NOICE one bud
I got something RIGHT for once. LMAO.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:51, archived)
# LOL WURDZ & LINX

I'd say definately more /board stuff. What's b3ta without /board?

Also:
- best dressed b3tard,
- best moustached b3tard,
- b3tard with best girth,
- hairiest b3tard,
- best milkable b3tard...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:44, archived)
# me for 1 & 2
and 5
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:46, archived)
# micto in the 3rd frame
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Yeah absolutely needs more /board...
but where to start?

I know that for my money it would end with HT's Stevie Wonder, but categories...?

Suggestions welcomed
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:46, archived)
# may i suggest a nomination for most/best puns in a thread
www.b3ta.com/board/9146615
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:47, archived)
# holy christ that's going some!
and no DTH either. Good skills.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:51, archived)
# I second this.
Hehe.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:12, archived)
# i second this
second
(I helped save b3ta! mattyremf, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 1:21, archived)
# May I also suggest the category 'Hissy fit of the year'

and 'best shirt design by a guy from another forum'
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:49, archived)
# 'shortest flounce'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:49, archived)
# 'biggest image'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Yay, we're getting somewhere now

Gayest shift
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Most reposted image.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:51, archived)
# most lurkiest member
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:53, archived)
# That'd be a bugger to find though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:54, archived)
#
b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=15 ?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:02, archived)
#


^ my entry
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:55, archived)
# 'most exceesive use of the term'LOL''
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:50, archived)
# 'post with least amount of typos by riverghost'
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:54, archived)
# shittiest magnet
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:00, archived)
# lowest poly
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:03, archived)
# schmergest merm
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Preposterous! There can be no smergier merm than that of 10 years back, in Mergistan!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:12, archived)
# And the nominations are:
Clansoul
Yanmania
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Most milkable only if we have male and female categories.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Deal.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:47, archived)
# See below reply
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:48, archived)
# DEAL
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:49, archived)
# With photos.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:48, archived)
# I think I am the hairiest.
But in a sexy way of course....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:50, archived)
# I have a hairy back :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:51, archived)
# You'd have to be pretty motherfucking hairy though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:51, archived)
# he's like chewbacca's hairier cousin
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:53, archived)
# *spluffs*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Careful! Don't get any in his hair
...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:01, archived)
# great idea!!!
hurrah! roll out the red carpet!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:50, archived)
# you forgot this one
www.b3ta.com/links/276656 :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Yeah thought about that...
but boxcat or dustercat win over that one for my money...

I think I'm beginning to grasp the complexity of canvassing opinion on something like this...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:09, archived)
# They should be called The Henrys
(doogle i've got maddy, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:18, archived)
# The Sturdies or The Smuggies.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:22, archived)
# ^
YES!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:23, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 8:28, archived)
# haha
thanks for the cool links!
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Good idea!
Does need more /board though. Some ideas for categories and my votes for them:

Worst bandwagon: Sarah Palin
Best cartoons: Mr Pinapple
Most deranged (in a good way): Cockweasle

Edit: Oh FUCK. I can't beleive if forgot The Magic of Chutney's cartoons, I vote for him as well.
(jlkgjsfhoj, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:08, archived)