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# ...gettin' all Stargate on yer ass.

Khufu-size.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Bloody rubbish.
Do another one, and this time put some effort into it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Nah, can't be arsed.
sod it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Fair enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:50, archived)
# needs more rain
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Ohhhhh, that's fucking good.
*applauds tearfully*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Tearfully?
We'll have none of that...

*offers tea and sympathy*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Thanks
*wipes cock on antimacassar*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:47, archived)
# get that chicken out of here!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)
# *rotates "Llama Surprise (TM)" carefully*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Llama Surprise Wednesday!
Things are indeed looking up.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)
# I see your Llamas, and raise you a lobster...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# I'll see youre lobsters and raise you skellingtons:
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)
# my only riposte could be:
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
# In which case, Sir, I am obliged to challenge you thus:
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
# hehe...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Gah! Have at ye!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# ha!
You win this round, I'm off for a ciggie.

*shakes Vagabond, the victor, firmly by the hand*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)
# It really whips the llamas arse!
*baa*
(I helped save b3ta! stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
# a much maligned piece of soft furnishing
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Tearfully?
*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)
# oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:45, archived)
# :D
Loon!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)
# i like his really unhealthy teeth
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Now, I didn't see that before...
but it's ALL I can see now.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:50, archived)
# That's his moustache, isn't it?
I thought his mouth was the angry rectangle.
(Doktor Mangler is drowning in cables, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
#
Sounds like real trouble. You're going to need plenty of legal advice before this thing is over. As your attorney, I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top. And you'll need the cocaine. Tape recorder for special music. Acapulco shirts. Get the hell out of L.A. for at least 48 hours. Blows my weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)
# right... ok.
*backs away slowly*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)
# someone's been at the hunter s thompson
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)
# yeah, but *he* was 'random' and 'out there'
quoting him is... not so much.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:51, archived)
# i like that quote very much
thus i shared :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# order up some gold shoes or we'll never get out of this mud alive
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# hahaha
bril
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Marvellous!
*Insta-Click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Cheers, guv!
How's the foot today?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Not too bad ta mate...
...How's you t'day? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Starg^te FTW
Anyone else quite looking forward to the new series?

In other news, that procession of pyramids seems to be moving forwards with accompanying 'nom nom nom' noises.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:47, archived)
# I liked the original series with MacGyver...then it went all Farscape
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:50, archived)
# what with the Farscape guy being in it
and the Farscape woman.

I loved McGyver. I thought that man was the single most attractive male on the planet. For quite a very long time, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# mmmmm Claudia Black corr lummy :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)
# I tell you what
I probably would. And I don't usually go for... you know.... Australians.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# they tend to be a bit fiery...
too hot to handle ...

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)
# You bad man!
*pokes with stick*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)
# all Farscape = Children's telly?
I'm just guessing...

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# yea true
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Soup-herb!
though I in no way endorse Stargate
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:47, archived)
# you and me both...
you could edit the film down to about 6 minutes of quality, the rest - meh.

And all those TV series? Don't even get me started.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)
# i for one welcome our Euclidean overlords
what should i cook for dinner tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Nigel Slater's Spicy Pork Meatballs.
FUCKING LOVELY!

Edit: here you go - www.rhs.org.uk/growyourown/nigel_lettucerecipes.asp
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:51, archived)
# i'll keep that recipe.
I had pork last night. any other ideas?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Grilled Lamb Chops, with a nice greek salad?
Edit: That'd be my version of a greek salad -

Chopped cherry tomatoes, small chunks of cucumber, red onion, sliced black olives and crumbled feta cheese, bit of wine vinegar, and some olive oil - ground black pepper, and a little salt. Garnish with fresh chopped coriander.

*nom nom nom*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)
# march of the pyramids
awesome

I like Stargate
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Thank 'ee
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Cheers, Prodge
...and have you found out about your Travel Benefits yet?

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)
# nope, I'll find out on monday when I start
but she said at the interview they get discounts :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# That works...
Frequent Flyer Miles, here you come!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# That is some damn excellent pyramiding!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Most kind, sir
All well with your good self?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)
# yup, just very busy at work :P
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Chocolate Stargate?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:51, archived)
# :D
gate fish
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# get off my ass
thank you

ive just finished Ian Shaws Oxford History of Egypt and there is no mention of Stargate. Should I get my money back?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Money Back?
You should sue!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)
# What a marvellous first thing to see after gettting here,
A veritable smorgasbord of clicks for you, fine Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
# A veritable smorgasbord?
*nom nom nom*

You're very kind, thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Wow, that's the best thing I've ever seen
*desktops*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# *is honoured*
Cheers, Barbs!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
# One word: Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Thank You!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# that's a bit good that is
i am going to click that i am
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
# and for that, I thank you, my fine time-sprouty-fellow
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Iz niiiiice
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:48, archived)