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# Snow White and the 7 Worfs!!!

Grumpy, Grouchy, Ugly, Angry, Stumpy, Nasty and Cross!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:25, archived)
# BIGGAH!
EDIT: Oh the Bash venue is officially booked now. Although unfortunately it's the day of the FA cup final so I think I'll have to get some door staff.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:26, archived)
# I really must get myself over to the calander and sign up for this...
Edit: All done :)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Step right up this way young sir.
points
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:30, archived)
# i just went to sign up.. turns out i already have..hmmm
how up to date is the bed list thingy. I would quite like an area to kip in :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Trying to convince Mr Bucket to let me go along :(
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:31, archived)
# *ZOMG*
You ares layde with layde bits! All this time I thought you were a bloke type!:O

*grooms*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:34, archived)
# get in the queue tardyballs.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:35, archived)
# I'll have you know that my balls have a 100% record of turning up exactly at the same time as I do thank you very much!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:37, archived)
# I need really supportive reggies to do that.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:39, archived)
# who's Reggie?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:39, archived)
# reg grundies = undies.
from a tv producer.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:40, archived)
# didn't he invent Neighbours or something?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Yes
Before that everyone lived on their own.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:42, archived)
# ^this.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:43, archived)
# But it sounds like you would rather he was in a supporting roll.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:42, archived)
# better than bond's...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Football YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:32, archived)
# ooh super
football + b3tans = ?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Yeah I haven't worked out who the security will be there for.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:35, archived)
# not for me
I'll be very well behaved. Probably quite stoned.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Well downstairs will be packed.with pissed football fans
So I think if upstairs has less of a bar queue they're going to try and get up there. How dare they put the FA cup final on the last Saturday in May! Everyone knows it the b3ta bash then.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:39, archived)
# I thought we had a whole venue just for b3tans.
:/
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:41, archived)
# We have the function room.
Which is actually pretty big and with lots of lully sofas for TuTT to pass out in.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:43, archived)
# the court says I'm not meant to go within 100m of sleeping girls or I'll be locked up again.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Well if you will wake up dominatrixes...
EDIT: What is the plural of dominatrix? Dominatricies?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:47, archived)
#
lmgtfy.com/?q=plural+of+dominatrix
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:53, archived)
# I'm sorry
You seem to be labouring under the misaprihension that I asked you. :)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:59, archived)
# I like lmgtfy.
christ do i have to make a picture to get a new thread around here?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:01, archived)
# For godsake man, shut up!
You'll set the noobies off!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:02, archived)
# im saving two of them for super happy fun time.
im sure i could come up with something.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Does anyone want to see riverghost get punched in the face enough to pay for my plane ticket?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:36, archived)
# We could pool our funds and build a raft
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:38, archived)
# theres a movie in this
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:56, archived)
# hahahaha
probably no individual, but I'm sure you could get a return if we had a whip-round.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:38, archived)
# First class too probably ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:41, archived)
# on a concorde, with a high-class hooker and a kilo of coke
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:42, archived)
# ok well I'm in if you guys are
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:48, archived)
# TO THE AIRPORT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:52, archived)
# do you accept paypal?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:54, archived)
# I'll have to set up an account - I'll post the details later
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:07, archived)
# please send all donations to c/o The bushfire appeal
The University of Sydney
Cowslops, F07
NSW 2006
Australia.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:42, archived)
# You're not gonna fool me again Kebab!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:47, archived)
# I've fooled you before?
WHERE'S MY BLOODY MONEY GONE???
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:49, archived)
# It probably melted.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:51, archived)
# no they probably lost it because the cunts are too damn thick to get me a fucking office
im thinking of taking bets on if i'll have one for the start of semester (next monday) fucking stupid bint. makes me want to jizz in her eye.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Be careful,
she might be a grizzly bear!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:04, archived)
# she's actually quite doable.
do i post a link and let her get mercilessly bandwagoned for not getting me an office in a timely fashion?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:06, archived)
# If you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:10, archived)
# hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:37, archived)
# 66 peeps so far.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:40, archived)
# excellent!
are you gonna let that light smashing person in this year?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:42, archived)
# statistically 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:26, archived)
# i only just got that
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Statistically
1 in 7 dwarves are mentally retarded.
Also, nicely done. woo
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:27, archived)
# So less that your average person then?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:28, archived)
# ...
please tell me you got the joke... unless you're trying to prove your point.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:29, archived)
# precoffee
I have now you pointed out it was a gag. If you could be as considerate in future to stamp your foot before making a joke as we all know in advance:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:33, archived)
# are you a dwarf?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Yes I am a shortarse.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:35, archived)
# haha
I've heard you're bigger than houses.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Yeah but I'm a shortarse compared to a big house.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:44, archived)
# certainly
now that I've accepted your point that normal people have a higher propensity to be retarded :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:35, archived)
# wibble
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:45, archived)
# pffft....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Damn
It was either the Worfs of the Morphs and I chose the wrong path! Sorry JS
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:29, archived)
# no need to apologise
yours is much better
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:33, archived)
# only on b3ta
could this idea have been done not once, but twice by coincidence.
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:58, archived)
# statistically 1 in 7 dwarves suffer alergies
meanwhile in the world of nuts...GEEKS:

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/oxfordshire/7906884.stm
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:28, archived)
# WHEN THE HELL DID THE LATEST WALLACE AND GROMMIT COME OUT
WHAT ELSE DON'T I KNOW ABOUT??
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Worthwhile television viewing
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:38, archived)
# i watched the women's institute guide to brothels the other day. fantastic.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:40, archived)
# hahhahahahahahha!
biggaaahhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:37, archived)
# hehehe
i never got why that dude had a mars bar face
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:37, archived)
# that's nothing... I've seen a guy with a malteser for a head
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Hooray! ning!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Brilliant!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Hahaha!
Oh dear god...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves broam broam schmerg praaarpbghghg
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:56, archived)
# No Dopey No!
(Fly Projector, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:28, archived)
# haha
win
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:32, archived)