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# Money Magic


Wish I'd thought of this before the timely event.
Although someone else probably has.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Diana in the Thames
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# John Peel in a whale
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Tony Hart in the Hindenburg?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Twas sad news about Tony Hart
I hear his little plasticine friend is now in a Morphanage

*relurks*
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# 'plays comedy trombone'
:D
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# That was Douglas you fool!
;)
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# SPANG
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Wotcha Arch!


(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# *delurks*
ello sir!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Hello!


(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
# haha
and yet *spang*
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Top spangage!
...although it looks like there are a few frames missing from the moment of impact?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
# yes
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# hehe ta :)
/sorry to hear fo your job woes fella, fingers crossed that
something else crops up real soon for you!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# doubt it anymore...but cheers anyway
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# welcome to the club
have a meeting on thursday about job seekers allowence. don't let the bastards grind you down.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Aye (unlurks)
Had to post my P60 off from last year to them so I can at least claim something. Been over a month now with no money.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Mr Prodge!
The job not work out? Sorry to hear that, sir.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# it was working out...wasn't my choice
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Well, here's hoping for something to turn up soonest.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)
# I assume Hindenburg/Battenburg has been done?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# I think so
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Probably but when has that ever stop anybody?
My favourite Hindenburg is the "Oh the Huge-Manatee!" one
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Beadle balancing on a ball of string?!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# LEAVE JADE GOODY ALONE


oh, top lurkage btw
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# HAHA!!
class
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Now this is funny
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# ha ha ha
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Pffft.
No-one in the history of b3ta will ever lurk as long as I did.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# I think the best, most positive, kind this I can say about this is
You just managed to get it under 100k. How you got it so big for a file that size is a mystery.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# *sings Toyah*
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# He forgot the lisp
"It's a Myssssshhhhhtery it's a Myssssshhhhhtery I'm still searchhhin' for the Twuth!"
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Ha!
Toyah rocks :D
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# I was watching the suprisingly good FM last night
and this teenager was asking about a picture of Toyah...

"Was she a lesbian?"
"No. Everyone looked like that in the 80s. Even Simon Le Bon looked like a lesbian."
"Who?"

...made me chuckle anyway
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Arf.
But what is FM?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# sitcom on ITV2
set in a radio station.

Cris o'Dowd from IT CRowd, and the bloke that did Star stories on CH4.

As I said, suprisingly good for an ITV sitcom
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Of course Simon Le Bon is a lesbian
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# seamlessness of this type comes at a price ;D
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# You calling him cheap?:P
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# No, but I do still have change from a fiver!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# yes
A fiver to be exact:P
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# I really like Jeff Klein.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# please kill me please i can't take it anymore
also, messing around with filtas are fun


Click for bigger (38 kb)
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Were her last words.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# How did your Meatenburg Mk II go?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# It didn't
I have a recipe for mark II as putting whole pieces of meat in pastry does not count.
It has to have the rough texture and appearance of a battenburg.
I will do MkII tomorrow as a) it's my day off and b) my best mate just got back from India and I haven't seen her for five and a half months so she's staying with me.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# is that about her publicist?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# No
Self realisation:P
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# pfft
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# What's Ronaldo doing there?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# More importantly
What's the monkey magic backgroundgot to do with the price of fish?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# again:
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# ...
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Verily, sir.
As ever, you speak the truth.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# *bows*
good morrow fine fellow
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# And felicitations to yourself, sir
All well in Scaramanga-land?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# apparently so...
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
lolwut?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# It helps me blank my mind from Goody related nonsense.
;-)
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
What on earth goes on your head?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# That's best left under the purview of my
therapist, I reckon....
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# this is awsome
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# MONKEY!
I have officially de-lurked just to say how awesome this is and I can't believe I've not seen it before!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# ARRR

(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# *applauds*
Outstanding!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# oh YES
The seamshorse is dead, long live the seampoirot
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)