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# I don't know, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is...

fecking massive size 1MB +.
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(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:13, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Just talk to it nicely, and it's very friendly.
Honest.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:14, archived)
# ITS MATING.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Yes, but what with?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)
# YOUR MIND
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)
# I sincerely hope not.
mainly for it's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)
# THE OTHER ONE BELOW IT
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)
# It's only a mirror...
There isn't *really* another one there.
Well, at least I hope not.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)
# ITSELF
Apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:13, archived)
# blimey!
Pissed off, weird and having a bad hair day.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:14, archived)
# It needs some Studio Line...
or some such nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Aceness..Again



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:14, archived)
# :)
I'm sorry, you sound really tired....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Tired?
No not reall....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)
# It's all those Lesbians in your life...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Hahaha!
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)
# You can hear him typing?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Yes.
And I can hear you, too

*looms*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:29, archived)
# *put knob back in trousers*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Gah!
Foiled again!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
# I was cleaning it, honest.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Yeah, right - that old story...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# it's called 'harvesting cheese'
(hobbledehoy don't make me laugh..bitterly, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
# No wonder I couldn't turn your oven on!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Actually that's my party trick:P
Thanks Dog! 20 mins till I finish work.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# it's like an optical illusion, but not quite
whenever my eyes fall on any particular bit, i think to myself "this is really well-drawn and good" but whenever i consider the whole i have no idea what's going on at all

which on the whole is rather good in itself
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)
# It's all just going a little crazy,
which isn't necessarily a bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# i think i've got a handle on it
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)
# *LOL*
Fucking brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:53, archived)
# I worry about who it is doing the sexing with who in that pic
Very woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)
# It's only a reflection!!
I love the fact that the assumption is that sexing is happening....

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# woooow, I've just noticed that it has a cock and balls
That probably shows what is on my mind
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)
# *ahem*
Well, yes - rather...

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Not true.
They are not magenta and therefore not there.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)
# The future of barbering
Nano-barbers.

woo
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Sup, P3l3.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# ta!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)
# This doesn't remind me of a videogame but I like it regardless and I also really like the colours and that it looks like dusk and also I like not using commas.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)
# *lends punctuation*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Punctuation? I'm going to make a tower out of it.
      @
   . 
  '
 '
 !
_?_

IT'S FALLING DOWN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Remind me to play you at Jenga sometime
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# \
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Have some support.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)
# The wise man builds his punctuation tower upon the /\.
The foolish man builds his punctuation tower upon the _?_
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)
# I'll foolish you.
*falls down*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)
# My hair did this in the wind today too.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# I'm impressed by anyone who has enough hair to be able to do this...
/bald old bastard blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Must've been a huge gust!!!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)
# It was fucking breezy up at the top of rutland road
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:22, archived)
# You still walking up there?
Get a bus, you're making me wheeze!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)
# It's only for another week, and I'm on holiday for the next couple of days.
I say holiday, I mean an interview in Coventry.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)
# For a "Proper" Job?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Yep.
Well, I'd still be a trainee for the first couple of years but then they'd let me stay probably.
If I stay and train in Sheffield, they'll kick me out in 2 and a bit years
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Good luck,then....
But Coventry????
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Yeah, I know. I hope I don't pick up an accent.
My girlfriend's probably going to be in Birmingham for the next couple of years though
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# So..
you're going to send yourself to Coventry. Seems harsh.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:44, archived)
# It could have been worse,
I almost applied for a position in Stoke
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)
# I worked in Burton for 6 months.
Had a great time. We used to go to a fantastic game butcher in Stoke. During the height of Richard Adams mania the butcher had a brace of rabbits hanging in the shop window. A sign underneath said: "Watership Down - you've read the book, you've seen the film, now eat the stew."

\old blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)
# If it has anything contagious . . . i want some . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)
# *offers complimentary contagion*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# reminds me
off the shadows from babylon 5

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Laice , was Rogitating on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Ahhh - yes....
I like the Shadows..
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# what the feck are you on
once more, its brill.

not the fish brill. although i like brill, its quite nice. herb crusted is nice.

anyway where was I?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Up there with the best of the fish.
Are you suggesting that I may be taking illicit substances?

Only a couple of glasses of some rather nice Italian red, I swear.

Edit: I have one more fractal/organic nightmare to unleash upon the /board tonight, but it's still in progress...

hehehehehehehehe.....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)
# I have opened some Wolf Blass (going cheap at coop)
according to the instructions I should consume within the next 24 hours. I will dedicate my evening to make sure that happens
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
# A fantastic plan, if I may make so bold.
The Co-Op have some wonderful Fairtrade Chilean red on the go currently.
Not pricey, and it's lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:33, archived)
# just missing cake
large amounts thereof

handfed by virgins

'sighs'
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Or possibly some nice cheese....?
St Marcellin and some crusty bread, perhaps.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:38, archived)
# woof woof
just the ticket

Im banned from cheese so wait for the misses to work a night shift. the tell tale stinking bishop or brie de meux wafts give it away sometimes but me and the dogs make sure no physical evidence exists

st marcellin is ace (did you get it in the wee wooden bowl?). serve with some fresh canteloupe melon for a change.
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# banned from cheese?
what is all this nonsense?
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Yes indeedy - Waitrose, bless 'em, do it in a stone dish,
But (make yourself comfy - boring story), I was actually *in* St Marcellin at Crimbo, and they have the most lovely woven wicker baskets that they sell it in.

Top stuff, that cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
# mmmmm
some vacherin (in season) would be nice. make sure its nice and ripe ready to walk off the plate...nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Oh fuck, yeah...
Or the king of all stinky cheeses, Epoisses. Untransportable, but lovely.

Rinse mouth with Domestos afterwards...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# excellent work - woo!
and that used to be my sig!

edit: great wallpaper too!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# ta!
and - really?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
# yeah
I like to use film quotes as my sig...
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)
# whatever it is
gets me a-clickin':)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# His name is Norman.
And he likes corned beef sandwiches.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)
# : D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)
# you have the best bloody username on this here /board.
that is all.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)
# and the best tits
i bet:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Photos or ...... etc etc etc etc
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)
# It reminds me of the Gloom in Night/Daywatch
GLOOM GLOOM GLOOM GLOOM
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Norman is quite a cheery chappy.
Not gloomy at all. He'll be offended, he really will.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:40, archived)
# I can't find a clip from Nightwatch sadly which really looks like your thing.
www.clevver.com/movies/videof/21606/day-watch-video-clip-hell-escape-into-the-gloom.html
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Ah, I'm with you now...
Not my intention, but I get what you mean.

My subconscious, perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)
# If you skip to 15:30 you can see the one I meant here.
static.youku.com/v1.0.0022/v/swf/qplayer.swf?VideoIDS=XMTIxMjM0MzI=&embedid=-&showAd=0

Lasts about 2 minutes.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Jesus, that *is* harsh...
I'd forgotten how damn scary that movie is.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Allo JPG
I noticed you used a ship model from Eve in one of your previous renders. Are you a player?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Really?
I had no idea. I don't play the game, actually - I only know of it from the ads on Zero Punctuation's site, in fairness.

:)

Edit: and that would be a good example of me being lazy and copping out with something pre-built. For that, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Heh. Your pics are still good
but I recognised that ship as being an Amarr Battlecruiser. *GEEEEEK*
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)
# hehe - which one was that?
I'll make note not to use it again. :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Do, it doesn't bother me.
As far as I know you didn't try to pass it off as your own. You've used it in a couple of pics I've noticed. Latest one was about to land on a landing pad?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Ah, *that* one...
Right - duly noted, thank you, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 22:16, archived)
# That's verging on the wrong side of spider for my liking
but there's no doubting it's brilliance!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Thank You!
That's awfully kind. I'm not an arachnid fan, so anything too 'spidery' won't get past the censors here, have no fear.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)
# that's well good that is
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Well, thank you, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Your right - That is fecking massive!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Hence the warning, yes...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 22:09, archived)
# woo!
bloody hell. superb work.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Cheers, Dr B!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)