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# Hello b3ta!
After some serious lurking I figure it's time to make a post! I think you may be able to have some fun with this photo I took the other day.
For ease of use I chopped the background out and left it plain white :) Enjoy



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(anon_12765, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)
# piss off
(waxdart hello., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)
# ohhai is fun?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)
# I love what you did here.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)
# hey thanks!
I could do a tutorial if you want :)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# too hard to follow
(waxdart hello., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# My attempt would just disappoint everyone
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Art.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# this deserves a click
edit :

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# I'm always befuddled
as to why randoms think it's a good ideaq to come to b3ta and post holiday snaps of their socially inept friends and think that it is of the slightest bit of interest to0 anyone but the voices in their heads.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Dualcock sallute!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Why are you people encouraging the tards to do this?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# because we are evil persons?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Well, that's one explanation.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Does it really matter?
really?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
#
twice in an hour... Oh dear.

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)
# pffffffffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Gets puncture repair kit....
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# that wasn't a puncture. *Sprays some Air Freshener*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# whats that font called?
I've been looking for it.
(waxdart hello., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Hang on - let me check...
Edit: I think it's Apple Chancery, I don't have the source anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# thanks
(waxdart hello., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Haha, is it Fail Wednesday or summat?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Every day seems to becoming fail day on here
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# But on the upside, the good stuff just keeps getting better!
Swing, roundabout.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Getting a lot of mileage in the last couple of days :)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Sadly, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Hello Beautiful!
How are you today?

*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Tiiiiired
www.b3ta.com/board/9323923

:D

The reason I'm smiling is that I'll technically be project managing about 8 of them. Time for a salary conversation, methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# New Clients, eh?
Better than the other thing, I guess.
I'm pretty much tapped out too. I just need to sleep.

*settles into the Cap'ns lap*

Can I rest here? I'll be no bother, I promise.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Whenever you wish, petal.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# *drifts off to sleep with a happy smile*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Ahhh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# I actually thought that was your handwriitng for a moment there
...I was about to ditch my interview and drive right over for the obligatory sexings!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# we had to do
calligraphy at school. That's useful.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# I'd ask to see an example of your handwriting
but it wouldn't do any good.

I'm too fat to want to actually try and fuck b3tans these days. Well, apart from one anyway.
Maybe three.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)
# :D
I like the 'obligatory' part of that, well - the sexings, too; of course.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)
# *throws a parade in your honour*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)
# If you lurked that long, you should know these kinds of posts don't go down well here

www.whatareweyourphotoshoppingbitches.com
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)
# with post like these
I start wishing for a viagra spammer...:(
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Bobbins! :D
Not enough people say that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# not since Mark and Lard on the radio
(waxdart hello., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Fail-disapproving demon disapproves of fail.


LURK MOAR.

I ought to draw a new fail picture; this one's 2 years old and not very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Wampa says no again!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Is he bouncing on a twampaline?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# hoth course he is...
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# i love this

(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# I don't believe your lurking was serious enough
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Hello sweetheart.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# MWAH
I was in Richmond yesterday - did you smell me?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# I thought about you quite a lot, that must've been my spidey-sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# YAY :)
and BOO for 1 day business trips :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# :D/:-(
*hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Is that angry wife and prick husband?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)
# *sigh* Hello. That'll probably upset people. Hope this helps explain why (see 3, 8 below)!
Also: if you're posting for the first time, it might be best to 'test the waters' using "Reply". That way you don't use up a thread. The rule seems to be: don't use a new thread if you didn't put a reasonable creative effort into making your image. [click for bigger].

Welcome. Essence of the rules for /board, culled from the FAQ, spiced with experience:

Golden rules (especially for n00bs):
1. Read the FAQ! Or you'll get shouted at.
2. If you make a mistake, be ready to say "oops, sorry!": it really helps. Don't be cocky: it makes you look like a cock.

New threads are precious:
3. Only start a new thread if you're posting a new image that's worth it.
- If it isn't, use "Reply" in an existing thread (or make your image better!).
- /board only holds 15 threads: each click of "Post a new message" pushes other people's work off the bottom.
4. If you're re-posting: do NOT start a new thread!
- Especially not for compo reposts: Reply lets you choose "challenge entry" too.
5. If you want to post again, use Reply in your existing thread (if it's still on the board). Don't start multiple new threads: it's greedy.

Images:
6. Only post stuff that you made.
7. Only post stuff that you uploaded (don't leach).
8. Don't post unmodified photos (unless of a thing you made).
9. Don't post NSFW.
10. Not bigger than 100k bytes (50k preferred). Anims: not more than 400k.
11. Not more than 700px wide.
- If it's too big, compress it until it's small enough.
- If it's still too big, link it instead (using: <a href="blah.jpg">, instead of <img src="blah.jpg">).

If you cock up:
12. Never use Delete (it also removes everyone's replies!): use the Edit button instead.
13. If you started a new thread by accident, say sorry. (And don't delete it!).

NSFW:
Whatever you put in a message will be downloaded and seen by all b3ta readers, often on their work computer. You could get someone sacked on the spot, or put through a disciplinary investigation that's not much better, because their manager thought it looked a bit like porn from 10 feet away. Do not do it. (For the record all these are no defence: "it isn't actually porn", "you can't see his/her whatever", "you're such a prude", "but no-one complained about this one *points at some-other-image*"). You can link a NSFW image (using: <a href="blah.jpg">), but warn people that it's a NSFW link.

This is just a summary, hopefully useful as a quick checklist when posting. I welcome suggestions for improving it (gaz me).
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)
# That be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# :-) ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)
# hey thats v good!
did you do all the pixels?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# You're doomed
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)
# WARRIORS!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! theswirly, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Lurking suggests that you have
actually looked round the site.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Maybe he thinks he's on twitter
the place for people who give a shit about useless fucks
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# EURODRAMA
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Five years?
Good grief...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# rolls out fail cat again
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)