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/edit: thank you all you people for your heartwarming comments ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)
# *gulps*
my word.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Hahaha terrific cock-riding that lass!
That's making me tingle in my special place *whoops*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)
# hahaha let Cock Tuesday commence!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:27, archived)
# ride a cock horse
best of all horses?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:27, archived)
# good lord! *drops monacle*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Goodness!
She's rather enjoying that...

Nice tagging, too, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:27, archived)
# I'm writing a report...
it's about 87% guff
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# only 87%?
You need to put more effort in, sir.

Reports should consist of:
• Vapourware
• Suspicions
• Ill-thought-out business models
• Guff
• Poor Professionalism

oh, and it's usually best to drop in some inappropriate words if dealing with Americans, just to confuse them.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:36, archived)
# I've been TOLD to put in a pie chart
wherever I can. Apparently another unit has been producing statistical reports of a hugely questionable nature and being commended for their beautiful looking pie charts.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Just to see if anyone got the irony (and damn them, they didn't)
i once did a pie chart that had a tiny slice labelled 'Flibbedy Gibbet' making about .5% of the overall, I *so* wanted someone to ask, so I could say "Ah, someone is paying attention..."

Alas not.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:41, archived)
# ha ha ha
you should do the same report annually and increase flibbedy gibbet by about 2% pa to see if you can get a budget allocated to it...

we're seeing good growth in this area!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)
# put in a graph showing the quaity of various pies like Fry Bentos, ginsters, Pukka Pies etc
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:41, archived)
# aside from the dangerous levels of pastry I consume
I don't see how I could make that relevant to our business...(arg - report-o-speak!)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:43, archived)
# 'Part of our business strategy', surely?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Now *that's* a great idea...
*notes down*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Why not print out your report and actually put it in a pastry shell and bake it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)
# ha ha ha
this would have been a perfect plan 6 months ago - we've just had our catering budget cut to nothing. We're not even allowed biscuits in meetings.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)
# buy your own, bring them into a meeting and hold them close to your chest, eyeing everyone around the table as if they are going to steal them
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Biscuits = 100% meetings fuel

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Put in a pie chart depicting the effectiveness of bollocks graphics in reports
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:49, archived)
# a pie chart is hardly beautiful or informative.
or statistically useful. Do you want any help cooking the satistical books?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)
# riding to banbury-cross no doubt?
ning :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)
# crikey!!
(I helped save b3ta! harribobs invented christmas on, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Criminy!
The cock is strong with this one

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)
# just popping to the loo...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Quality!
Never has magenta been used so well, great work!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:31, archived)
# "... and it's titty lassie riding Happy Phalus, ahead by a baw hare as they come to the last..."
WOO YAY SIR - with a side serving of HOOPLA!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)
# *LOL*
You loon....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:34, archived)
# :D hahaha aceness

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Nice one...
Nice baps!!!

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Poor thing
Got bolt-on's I think, she was always unhappy with the originals. This is what can happen when a woman is so totally straight that she doesn't understand the value of her original titties.

Still a lovely creature though.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)
# For Connely's sake!
CLICK
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# *plays william tell music*
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# it needs eyes to complete the happy face
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# YEEE-HAW!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Lovely movement!
Most woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:34, archived)
# also
is she wearing some sort of comical Egyptian strapon... or is that the horn of her saddle... so to speak?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:35, archived)
# I could happily watch this all day.
I think you've struck upon the perfect movie pitch... this, but with various backgrounds scrolling past, nothing too distracting...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:50, archived)
# honestly I tink it could be incredible
... woman "riding" cock through a clip of the vatican: Ace

... woman "riding" cock through a clip of Queen Mother's state funeral: Ace

and so on... the material writes itself. Like the start of Naked Gun, but ... slightly different.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Silly me, not keeping the cock in different layers from the background.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# good grief that is fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Mmmm...

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Mmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)
# I will watch this all day
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:03, archived)