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# Just thought I'd say:
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Who was/is this guy?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:48, archived)
# CLEMANT F AN ANGLE IN HEVEN
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Well that was rather uncalled for.
At least CF actually did something of merit and had a discernable character.

But don't let that stop you mocking me - I am aware this is B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:53, archived)
# but but but...
Everyone touches people's lives in a different way.

I'm sure those mourning Clement and Jade are two completly different sections of society. It doesn't make anyone's emotions any less valid.

I mocked those that mourned Diana but was cut to ribbons when Peel died
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:57, archived)
# but who is more justified in their public mourning...?
the Jade/Diana mourners or the John/Clement mourners...

there's only one way to find out!

WWWWAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# it's very common for peple to forget
that they're on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# what?
I thought this the Pope John Peel/Chav hating memorial Website

I am mistaken, and please accept my apologies
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:08, archived)
# ^This , very much so
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:09, archived)
# ^ This.... oh yes, this.
I've said it before (repetition), and I'll say it again, you're a fine fellow, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:04, archived)
# John Peel's died?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:20, archived)
# To explain...
Think of how people fawn over Stephen Fry. Now imagine that adulation being given to someone who merits it.

That person is Clement Freud.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# you win the
how to describe Clement Freud game.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Thank you.
Can I have a commemorative bonus point?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)
# I'll give you this
gold plated benefit of the doubt
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Cor!
I shall polish it and love it and name it Henry.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:57, archived)
# ^ THIS
HARD.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt
repetition of 'that'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9365131

Mornin'!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:05, archived)
# mornin' fella :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:10, archived)
# you can't just give it away already
sheesh!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Sorry -
I was showing it off, not giving it away.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Why do we hate SF now?
After all it's not really his fault that morons bang on about how clever he is. As he said himself "I just have a good memory".

Sad about CF though :(
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:59, archived)
# I don't, I love him.
How can anyone not love him when he cries 'SPECKLED JIM!'?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:02, archived)
# I don't hate him.
He's good at what he does. But, as your post indicates, I think that there's a gap between what he does and the praise heaped on him.

He's a reasonably clever, reasonably quick-witted person. But then, so are many others. With luck, Stephen Fry will turn into Clement Freud as the years pass.

EDIT: I like Hermione Eyre and Willie Donaldson's definition of Fry: "A stupid person's idea of a clever person".
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# we dislike him now?
someone needs to give me these memos. does that mean we're allowed to like Geldoff again now?

As far as charmingly lovely goes I'd take Fry over anyone else on TV. how can you not love a man who says "Wo ist meine Handy?"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Ah, if only people had the courage to have their own taste
and not feel it necessary to follow the herd and try to fit in.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)
# you're living in a dream world Man
what would happen to the CMYB magazine industry if people formed their own opinions...?

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Cunts Mislay Your Buspass magazine?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:20, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)
# no thanks
I'm already a subscriber
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Cyan Magenta Yellow Black magazine?
Colourful...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Ok right e o. I understand
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# he was a wonderful person, wit, raconteur...
among the last of a dying breed, I'm sorry to say.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:52, archived)
# they've always been scarce
it's just that they're more memorable than dullards, so the past seems to contain a higher ratio

i'll miss listening to him on t'radio
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:06, archived)
# me too
I was lucky enough to go to two recordings of Just a Minute and he was at both of them....

I found a bit torrent which (it claims) has every Just a minute ever recorded... although it is about 6 gigs. I've been downloading it for a wee while now. Hopefully it'll come up roses soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Send me a DVD.
I'll rip it onto disk for ya.

Edit: Which reminds me - Joe - Are you there, lad?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)
# thank you sir
you are a king among lovely people.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Emma Freud's Dad

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:52, archived)
# And he did a Sainsbury's ad once
The sell-out whore
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:57, archived)
# :D
*hugs for everyone*

hoopla Sir - this captures things beautifully
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfK0jUycNR0
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Tee hee!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:53, archived)
# RIP
very amusing chap
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Sad news...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
# *bzzzzzzzzzzzzt*
Repitititititition of the word game.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Ah no but it's in the title.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# #*bzzzzzzzzzzzzt*
Repitititititition of the word go.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:53, archived)
# deviation
the title was "the last time I was on the game..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)
# We enjoyed your interruption so you get a point
but it's still with Clement, 15 seconds left.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:56, archived)
# I like to think you mumble this in your sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# zzzzzZZZZZzzzz....lovely samantha...zzzzzz...Penge........zzzzZZZzzzz.....deviation
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Exactly like that. Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Slight blending of two iconic shows,
but I'll allow it - just this time, mind....

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:59, archived)
# benefit of the doubt?
*sobs a little*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# of course, this is the formidable trellis we're talking about here
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Very true, I retract my challenge.
I sense a J/A/M day on b3ta today...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:06, archived)
# i think this may very well be the case :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Nooooo!
Really? Dammit.

Why do I always learn about who's died from b3ta before I get to the BBC site?

At least he's back with Henry now
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:53, archived)
# because you come here first..and not the bbc site
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)
# well, yeah
there is that.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:55, archived)
# another mystery solved..
come on gang - let's go get sandwiches!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:56, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# lashings of ginger beards?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:02, archived)
# ha ha ha
just lashing - sandwiches is the gimp...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:06, archived)
# we had that lastnight
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)
# what sort do you have
I'm very picky
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:04, archived)
# all the flavours of the raindow
and cheese and branston pickle... and ham and piccalilli
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:07, archived)
# can't do cheese
*sads*

does me all sorts of gutsy nastiness.

/tmi blog
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)
# ham and piccalilli though
that's good eatin!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Cheese and fannyflaps
or cock and pickle.
oh, there's a plain cheese in there somewhere too.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Nicely done sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Props, sir.
May he rest in peace.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:57, archived)
# He was a fine cook as well
and an MP, prob the only likeable one ever


(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Pfft
you are forgetting Sir Oswald Mosley surely?
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# And Ghengis Khan!
Don't forget Ghengis Khan!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:02, archived)
# The Tory MP for Chingford?
Ah, yes, I remember...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:07, archived)
# fail!
Ghengis Khan wasn't an MP, silly.

He was a Civil Servant.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:08, archived)
# great stuff
and sad news.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:20, archived)