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# he was acute baby
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# to a certain degree, yes

(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# No need to be obtuse.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# do you have a high pot to use?
oh god
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)
# did that take minutes to think up
or just seconds?
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)
# seconds actually
the horrors of the hypotenuse, cosine and that other one haunted me at school
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Herpes?
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Ee! Queer, lateral thinking!
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# haha
i spent ages trying to think of somthing much worse than that
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)
# that's an integral part of the matter I think

(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)
# that's a bit protracted
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)
# this thread is going off on too many tangents
edit:piss i really should read on down the thread. cos i got caught out repeating someone ;)
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Don't go off on a tangent
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# sine of the times
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)
# cos that's the way it has to be I'm afraid
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)
# that's a little protracted
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)
# who ate all the pi?
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# NEW JUST IN: video killed the radius star
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Dude, thats RAD
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Well, it's certainly not plane
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)
# it allows us to get to the square root of the problem at hand
...
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)
# I don't DEG it

(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)
# A very calculated response...
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)
# you should be put in chains for that.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)
# pi r squared?
mine are round and full of beef and ale
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)
# you're right to a certain degree
EDIT: BOLLOCKS

something about tan
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)
# you squared that one away nicely
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)
# really stop this. You don't want me firing up with maths puns.
take that as a warning sine.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)
# calm down
have some pi(e)
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Pi(e)?
Don't be irrational.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)
# yeah but as soon as I come out with a bundle of puns
it's all to complex for anyone to get, no one really has enough exp-erience here...
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Just a secant
Im thinking
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)
# you can't differentiate between right and wrong now
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)
# ...
A very (Spearman's rank co-)efficient response there...
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)
# oh deary me. Don't try and put another stats one (an)ova me.
I probably won't like it
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Time I had the square root of 69
and 8 a bit

/lunch
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)
# he's not even a baby - he looks 3 years old there?
They should have called him
INFANT P

Though that sounds like a rapper.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Or a worrying translation on a chinese herbalist's jar.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Or a chemical byproduct...
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)
# TODDLER P
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# NO
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

I HATE the term 'toddler'.

Its like calling old people 'stumblers'
Its just a dumb term that people use to make those crawling diahorrea factories seem cuter.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# It's the politically incorrect name for young children.
Toddler is now "perambulatory-and-age-challenged person"
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)
# PAACP
i like it
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)
# what about PAACI
perambulatory-and-age-challenged individual

or is that a bit un-PC?
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)
# 17 months old
Not really a baby, but young enough to be called one
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# YOU!
*points*

I got Lady Doom drunk last night and persuaded her to go to Derby in October. :)

EDIT: In retrospect, I think I rather wasted the potential for filth there...
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# *waggles eyebrows*
you dog you!
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)
# No, no, no
I mean I literally persuaded her to go to Derby in October... I'm afraid that's not a euphamism...
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)
# oh
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Yes. Oh.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)
# YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!oneone!
:D :D :D

You did, but I don't care, we all win this way...who knows, maybe you'll get her drunk in October too. Book a nice room just incase ;)
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)
# It's on condition that we drive back that night...
She doesn't want to leave babby overnight so has offered to stay sober in order that I may get bladdered...

Woohoo!
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Sounds good :)
And in all seriousness, excellent news sir, I shall have to buy the fine lady a (soft) drink when I get to meet her :D
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)
# She is a noble soul indeed.
Now we need to persuade Trelly to go so there are babby conversations to be had...
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Infler, then
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)