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# 'Oi, oi you, yes... you! Fancy a game of Bridge?'
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Hahaha oh no!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
# oooo nice
Is that a plane or a helicopter though?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
# It's a plane he's a bit short sighted
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Unconventional shark is unconventional
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
# and a shark
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# ooh nicely rendered ma'am :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Nah not rendered
it's from a film clip just some screen grabbed frames.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa7ck5mcd1o
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:48, archived)
# hahahah
I stumbled across a film by that company called "The Terminators" whilst looking for the new terminator film, it was basically like terminator but with a budget of about 50p...still watched it though
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:52, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:55, archived)
# its amazing
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1SFi-MbChM
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# That's 50p well spent!
No doubt all created in After Effects in someone's bedroom - I recognised the Trapcode Particular explosions and teh Andrew Kramer's Action Movie Essentials muzzle fire for the guns.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:00, archived)
# "Mockbusters"
I am heartily in favour of the whole business, not sure why.
www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article6256262.ece
I think it's the "I'm having fun" line.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
# You'd have to be a right numpty to think their 'Mockbusters'
was anything to do with the big budget Hollywood movies they are ripping off. I for one make absolutely sure of what I'm getting before I take a DVD out from Blockbusters and I can tell if it's lame just by the DVD cover - never been wrong yet.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:20, archived)
# I'd accept that it was fun if he made them
and put them on you tube but he's making a commercial business riding on the creativity and advertising budget of the actual blockbuster.
The trouble is, bearing in mind I've seen most of their output, is that there is nothing of value in any of them. They truly are unwatchable to the end. Well, they are for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Well I do think he's having fun alright
but it's fun at the expense of the gulliable - his movies are shit because at the most he's likely only to get 4 times as much money back as he put into the project which I was quite amazed that he'd paid $250,000 for one movie. He really ought to take a leaf out of the book of the makers of the Fan Film "Hunt for Gollum" which only cost £10,000 although only 40 minutes long it's an astounding piece of movie art for the budget and totally without doubt an original movie even if it does stylewise lean heavily towards the Peter Jackson movies.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:29, archived)
# gollum was OK
and I think that as the makers are fans of the movies then they were always going to make it fit in with the film's style. That's the sort of thing I mean though. Make a film for fun and personal achievement then give it to the internet for free.
Don't blatantly thieve the creativity of others for a commercial venture and claim it's a 'bit of fun'. It's not. It's stealing.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Totally agree, these people are parasites
but then on the flip side of the coin - so is Hollywood. We the viewers need to have good movies but without all the commercial hype and DVDs that don't cost the earth - albeit justified in some degree by counteracting the extent of DVD piracy which would not be so prevalent if Hollywood wasn't so damn set on making vast amounts of cash leaving homegrown leftfield movies to struggle without the resources. I'd be very happy to pay the current price of DVDs if I knew part of that money was going back into helping new movie makers get started.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:41, archived)
# haha
I like how they use the same crash sound effect 3 times in the trailer.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Hey when it's this good why waste it! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:06, archived)
# hahah
They are particularly fond of their punch sound effects
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2msPAUx3KuQ
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:07, archived)
# hhahahahaha *laughing like a loon*
thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, squish, squish, squish...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# The ending to that film is epic
and consists of...

!!!SPOILER ALERT!!!

Finding an "off" switch for the whole Terminator army (then for some reason standing there for a minute while the two of them fake orgasms)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eam4mveH_AE
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:50, archived)
# hahaha
You know every movie need to end with a fucking big switch that says "On" and "Off" hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:56, archived)
# teary, blood-spattered orgasms. hmmm. hmmmmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:07, archived)
# made by the same people
who made the film this clip was taken from. The asylum. They are well known for looking at whatever upcoming blockbusters are coming out then they rush a DVD out before the main one gets to market. They are often direct rip-offs and they are quite brazen about it. They got away with their last court case but I get the feeling that very soon one of these films is going to land them in bankruptcy.

BTW, none of their films take more than 21 days from first shooting to DVD on sale.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# did they make the day the earth stopped?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
# haha yeah thats them
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:00, archived)
# I got about halfway through that before I realised Keanu wasnt in it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:01, archived)
# There is no wooden spoon!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Well it was obvious really I mean casting Keanu Reeves was sure fire
sign it was a shoestring budget - haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Yeah they made that
and snakes on a train, 18 year old virgin, Transmorphers, Alien Vs Hunter, War of the Worlds 2, 100 million BC. 30,000 leagues under the sea. You name it, they ripped it off and badly.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Oh fuck!
It was them who did 18 Year Old Virgin? Epiphany made me watch that. What utter fucking wank!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
# WHERE'S THE OCTOPUSSY?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:48, archived)
# He's waiting for Garfield to come over all Zalgo
and make a guest appearance as the Tenacles - bit of make up and no-one is any wiser.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Have a squid from last night's squid time then
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Yay Stumpy the squid!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:53, archived)
# What a wonderful thing to have
I want a huggy squid
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:54, archived)
# :D octopus tiem
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:55, archived)
# You could use that 7 legged octopus to settle a debt with ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:56, archived)
# I tried but the bank's lawyers argued there could be an extra leg hidden behind his head
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Last night's calimari is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:04, archived)
# We're in a loop
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Squid, you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# aargh!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:53, archived)
# JaaaAaaWzzzzzzzzzzzz !
It's got a mighty beat . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:01, archived)
# needs more giant octopus!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Needs more 'science' montages!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Every movie needs a Montage!
/ I love Team America
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:05, archived)
# God...............this movie looks so SHIT.
Good pisstake.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:05, archived)
# ...oh that's just Bruce................ he's a real kidder...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# It's cruel to tie sharks to planes with elastic
Have a rebounding woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Cruel... yes - Fun... abso-bloomin-lutely ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:22, archived)
# where's the bridge?
don't you dare come here with a shark and no bridge
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:45, archived)
# There is a bridge in the clip (one of the replies see above)
the Mega Shark Munches the entire bridge I was going to capture that part but this part was funnier.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:47, archived)