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# Did a little doodle edit: since everyone thinks it's female genitalia I shall name it : 'Cunt Demon'
Thanks for all the nice comments.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)
# That's brill.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)
# No it isn't
Scopthalmus rhombus is brill.

The doodle is fantastic though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Is this a naughty corner moment?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)
# i'll be honest, I didn't understand
but then again, I was thinking of making some manner of pun based on the Biblical Studies journal "brill" so i won't comment
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)
# You're a fucking hoot, Tom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)
# one man laugh riot me
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)
# It was the scientific name for brill :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Aaah
See, you said Scopthalmus when what you meant to say was Scophthalmus. It ruined the joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Yeah yeah, I can't spell latin though :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Oh, that's easy
Just remember that it's "nital" backwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)
# NO sorry ,didn't see you there.
cigarette time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Thanks lady of the board
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Do you realise it looks like female reproductive organs?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)
# I thought this at first too!
except that the female reproductive organs can have more demonic effects:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)
# They are Hazel Blears'
she just left them behind WHEN SHE RESIGNED!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)
# I thought it was Jaqui Smiff wot resigned
oh no - I see you are more up on the news than I am...

I wonder who will be next...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Darling
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)
# :D
aw
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)
# :)
sweetie
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Oh no! When did she resign?
I like Hazel. :(

Also I live in Salford. We'll probably get someone rubbish now...

[Edit] Unless she's not resigning from being an MP?
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)
# I also live in Salford
all together now:
it's a small world after all!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Hurray!
Someone to share in the pain of living in Salford. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)
# she's gone?
fuck I'm not on the pulse these days
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)
# I know:
Police appeal for help in tracing a wallaby which is likely to be in a confused state after escaping from its enclosure in Northumberland.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)
# It's breaking news
the BBC website just came with excitement
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Makes a change from the excrement normally available
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)
# The BBC - breaking news:
I JUST DID A HEADSPIN!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)
#
fine...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Just head an amusing comment,
about Susan Boyle phoning up Gordon Brown to see how he bearing up.
Made me chuckle :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Stick it on a sex education leaflet
and watch teenage pregnancies plummet
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)
# what have you been sticking your cock into?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)
# ...the chav queen of horror?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Any hole's a goal
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)
# not if it bites your cock off
it's not
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)
# TEETH!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)
# i know im rather inexperienced* with the opposite gender but does female genitalia really look like that?
*(they usually spray stinging liquid in my eyes and run away)
(bobisnotmyname, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)
# have you tried talking to them instead of pinching the boobs?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)
# The overall shape and symmetry is reminiscent of a diagram of a womb with fallopian tubes attached
although the tubes should go the other way
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)
# should they? where do the tubes go? East-London?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Anywhere but south of the river
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Well wipe it up you animal!image is woo though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Fallopian tubes FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)
# It is a HORN damnit!
Board people see vaggi's in everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Gives me the horn
fnarr fnarr
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)
# "honk, honk"
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)
# That would make a great (stubby) fountain pen
Marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)
# I would be too tempted to chew it
I had to buy myself a metal pen for home use so I don't chew it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)
# now you don't 'ave any teeth left....
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)
# It could have detatchable horns in a variety of flavours
chew away, discard horns, insert new flavour, commence chewing.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Flavoured plastic, hmmm...
It's brilliant, I'll give you £1 for 20% of the equity.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)
# i accidently bit tin foil yesterday and spent half hour feeling like my teeth were trying to crawl out of my head
Kids, don't bite metal
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Ouch, I guess you have fillings?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)
# nope just teeth, still very unpleasent
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Don't try it if you have fillings
Then you'll know what unpleasant is!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)
# The horror
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)
# oooh, that's rather awesome doodling!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)
# I clicked
It would make a fantastic car bonnet marque
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Awesome arts.
Elsewhere, Jacqui Smith and Hazel Blears resign.

*Cheers*
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)
# This is excellent
Though it is a reminder that I have to go for a pelvic scan o_O
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Oh no
you should have said that...
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)
# 'Why good-day doctor person,
I am here for your viewing of my cunt demon'
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)
# "careful, it's feeling horny!"
I'm surprised. I was sure that the menfolk were going to swoop on your comment like bees to the hive
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)
# that would bee
*>insert pun here<*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)
# inconceivable!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Pelvic scan?
Do they send in a robot like at the start of Aliens? Man I love that film.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)
# heh
If they don't I will be very disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Really really nice
Hope everyone's having a nice day.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)
# I was, then I came to work *zoidberg whoop whoop whoop*
How about you?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)