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(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)
# *tries*
Gets fingermarks all over the screen... :( *
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:45, archived)
# people who can't point at something on a computer screen, without actually touching it with their oily fucking fingers, ought to be tazered
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:52, archived)
# One of my colleagues gets REALLY annoyed when you touch his screen
but his reactions are so hilarious it just makes you want to do it more
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:53, archived)
# I concur.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:54, archived)
# had a client who while going over some edits, once leant right over my shoulder
and asking me to move a symbol, said "Right about here" at the same time as he scribbled a little blue dot on my screen with a biro....... Upon taking him to task on this, he said he did it on his own screen all the time?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:54, archived)
# O_O
ok, that's just stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Then there are the (possibly apocryphal) stories of executives using tip-ex on excel spreadsheets ... on screen.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:11, archived)
# I get fkers not only wipe their fingers on my VERY expensive screens
but also point with a biro and then drag said biro across my screen leaving a nice blue line. Thanks for that, its only these screens being amazing that allow me to do my job properly.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:58, archived)
# I did that to my own screen with a permanent marker :(
Top tip! A small amount of normal toothpaste applied gently with a cotton bud removes it almost instantly*

*and leaves your screen minty-fresh
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)
# That could leave little scratches in the screen
Some good alcohol based screen cleaner will remove permanent ink without damaging shiny screens.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:04, archived)
# It could, but doesn't
As you need so little of it and there is no scrubbing involved, just gentle stroking.

Ooer, I've gone all erotic.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Sandpaper does the job nicely.
(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:16, archived)
# This kind of advice
Is why I love b3ta so much.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Just put it in the dishwasher.
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 18:45, archived)
# I'm not sure how you could manage to accidentally scribble on your screen with a permanent marker
but then I once accidentally sucked on a plugged-in kettle lead, so fair enough.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:09, archived)
# I went to point at something on the screen with my pen but didn't realise that the cap was off
Top marks for the kettle lead thing though!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I did something not wholly dissimilar the other week. I was sat poking a pen into a gang plug socket for 10 minutes before I realised what I was doing.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)
# I didn't realise what I was doing in time
and that's what made me the man I am today.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)
# This is like watching Grumpy Old Men all over again.
But so true!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)
# noseefax!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Pffft
Noseefax®
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:48, archived)
# inventive
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:46, archived)
# hahaha
*glues crumbs to screen*

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Arf!
I wonder what blind people make of Ferrero Rocher?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:52, archived)
# I doubt they would feel as spoilt.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:55, archived)
# For all we know,
they may actually say "You're a massive cunt. These cost half a penny each to make"
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:57, archived)
# umm
never gave it much thought to be honest

Ferrero Rocher are overrated. There, Ambassador, I said it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Ha. Too true.
See my translation above ;)

Although, I did find a box in the cupboard a couple of weeks back which had 3 kinds of them. The White Chocolate ones are lovely, as are the dark chocolate ones.

However, Lindor FTMFW!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:02, archived)
# The dark chocolate ones (Rondnoir) are NOM
I'm a big fan of your standard issue Dairy Milk, meself.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Dairy Milk is aces, you're right.
However, my favourite chocolate bar in the world has to be the Galaxy Caramel. Soooooooo luxurious :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)
# That is rather pleasant, aye
These are amazing, but not sure if you can get them in the UK:

milkachocolate.buyorderonlineshopping.com/images/milkaamavel.jpg

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:07, archived)
# They look nom.
I have seen Milka chocolate here, but not that one. I shall keep my eye out. Would you believe that I was in Switzerland for a whole week last year and didn't have any chocolate once? Same goes for the last couple of times I have been to Belgium. Silly Redsushi!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:12, archived)
# That is a very poor show indeed
It's like going to Soho and not vomiting in public
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
DId that over christmas too ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:20, archived)
# That does look good.
You can't get them here. But I wish we could.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:21, archived)
# They're amazing
The shape fits perfectly in the roof of your mouth for maximum melting/belming pleasure
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Mmmmm... Nyom nyom nyom
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:31, archived)
# William Curley makes lovely choccy.
EDIT: www.williamcurley.co.uk/shopping/chocolate-bars-william-curley

The Praline Feullantine Bar is divine!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:07, archived)
# He of Wurly fame?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:08, archived)
# My first thoughts were "Curly Wurly" as well
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:11, archived)
# i had one today, it tasted better because it was free
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:03, archived)
# This is true of many things
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:04, archived)
# This is the best kind
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:05, archived)
# I had an idea for a compo, go to page 456 for free epilepsy diagnosis
and then a spazzing screen... but i was worried i might kill prodigy69
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Would someone please write a Firefox plugin
to save the vulnerable from our spacky pleasures, so we can have them back?
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Hahahaha!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:03, archived)
# This is like the latest Irish invention.
A motor car for blind people that features controls written in Braille.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:04, archived)
# I find this statement wholly offensive!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Well, hide it then!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)
# You mean like this:
www.techradar.com/news/world-of-tech/seeing-eye-car-enables-blind-people-to-drive-616674
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Haha
That's great!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:16, archived)