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[challenge entry] It's the bible translated into a more modern language.
awaits comments about errors in my coding structure

From the Modernise the Bible challenge. See all 406 entries (closed)

(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:41, archived)
# crumbs!
my fave quote from the bibble: "Do you have anything other than tuna sandwiches?"
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Is there a prize for geekiest entrty? :)
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Haha this is simply phenomenal
yay you are too talented!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:43, archived)
# hahaha, very good!
+++OUT OF CHEESE ERROR+++
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:43, archived)
# hahah
I might code that one in to the system I am working on
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:48, archived)
# A known Error Has Occured
But we're not telling you what it is.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:50, archived)
# +++YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG! FAQ ERROR+++
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:56, archived)
# AN INVALID SPROUT PROTOCOL INTERFRACTION HAS PROVEN TO BE INDETERMINISTIC
Do you want to
[Recombobulate the matrix]
[Parse the dutchie pon de leff tanside]
[Make tea]

(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:02, archived)
# I'd love code errors like this
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:07, archived)
# arf
Anthill Inside
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:48, archived)
# *secret fan handshake*
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:55, archived)
# *cries outside window*
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:04, archived)
# *closes curtains*
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:07, archived)
# *unzips*
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:07, archived)
# *shits through letterbox*
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:08, archived)
# +++ Big Red Lever Time +++
;)
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 0:23, archived)
[challenge entry] also: needs more ads
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:49, archived)
# I am liking this very much

(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:57, archived)
# yay!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Is that a 120mm manna cannon?
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Cheesoid kill self
pet-ril...
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Hahaha, outstanding

(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:48, archived)
# hahaha
i like this
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:48, archived)
# LOL WUT
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Hahahaha this is excellent!
"crucifiction" or "crucifact" ;)
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:53, archived)
# pffh :)
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:53, archived)
# hahahahahah! *click!!*
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:56, archived)
# I like this!
A lot.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:02, archived)
# :D
insta-FP!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Well damn and fuck yeah this rules.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:09, archived)
# *clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap*
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:21, archived)
# "Hello world!!!"
Someone's been spying on the PSP homebrew scene :D

*clicks loads*
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Excellent :)
and it looks like you got away with the double extension of God.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Nice :)

(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Yay
Though Prophet should only implement HolySpirit and not extend God, as per the Trinity (Unless you are a Unitarian). Also I don't like variables with capital letters, even if they are people's names. Otherwise, woo.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:07, archived)
# I understand this just enough to find
it hilarious - woo!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Frilliant!
Which is a cross between Fantastic and Brilliant.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:01, archived)
# read_super_block: bread failed
(a real error message)
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 22:30, archived)
# This wins the fucking internets
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 3:11, archived)
# Jesus Christ
This is the blood and body of Christ The Internet.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 5:34, archived)
# Geek Alert
According to that code Jesus has another miracle: Turning any other liquid other than water into water :P
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Being pedantic...
there's an error in the code, you have:

for($i=0;$i=$crowdsize;i++) {

which'll do nothing :P

Other than that, yay!
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:44, archived)
# fantatstic!
fucker didn't indent his code either!
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:25, archived)
# LAWUHL.
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 18:36, archived)