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# newsletter subject line compo time
I don't mean to nag
but can you write a gag?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Blimey. Been a while...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:42, archived)
# The internet scab delivering your post through your whoreslot
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:43, archived)
# My ear wax is black, so I can't join the bnp?
(waxdart hello., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:43, archived)
# no i can't. it's too complicated for my little brain.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Saw an Irishman yesterday...
...sat on the edge of the water in Trafalger Square with a fishing rod in the water.
"How many have you caught then?" I smugly asked.
"You're the first one today". came the reply...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Guy walks up to another guy in a pub
"'ere mate, you got any Lego?"

2nd guy "Why? You wanna make something of it?"

I'll leave now...
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Making a stand against Blair's presidency
unless American Intelligence tells us otherwise!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Arriving by Royal Mail on Tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:45, archived)
# jabbing it in your slot like a syphilitic paedo postal temp
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:45, archived)
# ha ha
Like this...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:46, archived)
# terrorist beard!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:47, archived)
# funny and i have to hide it.
links for that
(waxdart hello., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Raising awareness of Down's Syndrome and abortion since 2009.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Don't you know who I am? I'm a tenquidaire. smack!
(waxdart hello., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Got 99 problems but Hans Blix ain't one!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Just a freindly reminder to post you christmas cards for 2010 now to get there in time
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:48, archived)
# IF I EVER MEET SOMEONE WITH A HAT FETISH, I'LL POP A CAP IN THEIR ASS
(__, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:48, archived)
# where did I see/hear/read that the other day?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:52, archived)
# I put it in the fetish QOTW
And also on Sickipedia earlier this week
(__, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:56, archived)
# To be honest, it's the first joke I've come up with in about eight years
I'm spamming the fuck out of it
(__, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:56, archived)
# RUSHDIE ELF CARNAGE
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Luckily the internet email mice are never on strike... unless the cheese runs out!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Here come teh ghosties, but where the f*cks the posties
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:52, archived)
# PRICK OR TEAT
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Wearing panites and a training bra since the age of 33
(waxdart hello., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Dyslexic? Read no . . .
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:56, archived)
# my only FP
(waxdart hello., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Dear PayPal member, your account will be suspended unless you confirm your details via this link...
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:04, archived)
# I am am Zimbabwian General and I would llike to give you a share of £300,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
or £2.29
(waxdart hello., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Confused Iranian President Denies Hollow Crust Pizza
(Peter_G, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:09, archived)
# It's Friday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for shite and eggs
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:11, archived)
# This Is It! Newsletter rehearsal footage released.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:14, archived)
# It's a pity "this is shit" isn't a proper anagram
As if it matters
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Halloween newsletter, out now.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)
# This weeks newsletter's dad never fought in the 2nd World War.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:25, archived)
# I still don't know which one was the "Gay One" was from boyzone.
(waxdart hello., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Jeffrey Dahmer just wanted to know what a Baboon might taste like.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:29, archived)
# We sent hate mail to Nick Griffin, but Postman Patel failed to deliver
fail
(I helped save b3ta! currantbun is nubtnarruc backwards, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Giving this newsletter a heading is profiled racism!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Soon we will have an EU President
Hunt begins for EU Lee Harvey Oswold.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Stephen Gately now comes in an urn instead of cuming in an Ern.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Tricks AND Treats
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Your Toxic Newsletter dumped on you by Trafigura
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Tempory Postal Workers wanted urgently
send your CV now for 2010 Xmas jobs
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Griffin has only one eyeball, The other is in the Albert Hall
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:57, archived)
# this, lots
fucking Hitler :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:03, archived)
# B3ta Halloween Newsletter Special, Expect it sometime in the New Year.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:58, archived)
# The email server that posted you this is a SCAB
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:04, archived)
# I won the newsletter subject line compo
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Satirical artists suffer from masturbatory overload after episode of "Question Time"
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Margaret Thatcher's Undead Army vs The Postmen Picket Lines, now on Sky Sports 3
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:31, archived)
# "Don't you know who we are?"
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:11, archived)