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# 'ning

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 9:58, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 9:59, archived)
# haha, will they rape smurfette?
youve got auto-hate enabled on this film though right?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 9:59, archived)
# no, I'm looking forward to it
I don't think it'll be very good in terms of story. But as computer game cutscenes go, I think it'll be ace
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:04, archived)
# as long as theres pew pew lasers and some mild peril, i'll be happy
its in 3d right?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:10, archived)
# :(
Is the slightly slutty smurfette dead? :(
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Hahahaaha!
BRAW!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Hahahaha! :D
This is relevant to my interests. I never liked the smurfing Smurfs.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Smurfist!

Heheheheh, I was thinking that when I saw the trailer
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:01, archived)
# sadly squashing it down to this size
made the Smurf houses on the second frame just red blobs :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Oh I see now

That's a pity
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:16, archived)
# my mate saw the trailer on itunes - and wasn't impressed
saw it on big screen last night and changed his opinion
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:08, archived)
# that's pretty much the way cinema works though
make it big and loud enough and you're overwhelmed
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:09, archived)
# earplugs not supplied
is it me or is cinema getting louder?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:11, archived)
# The loudest film I ever saw was Pulp Fiction in 1994
wow, that rhymes
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:14, archived)
# I can't escape the feeling that one would be looking at a two hour in-game movie from a video game
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:17, archived)
# it'll be like watching
DOOM

with Dwayne 'The Rock' Jonson.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:19, archived)
# haha
the only film I ever watched in a foreign language and still didn't miss anything..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:24, archived)
# hahahahahahah
saw the trailer for that last night on the big screen

It does look good though. This is my opinion - I like "switch off and tune out" cinema

I saw 2012 last night and thoroughly enjoyed it even though it was incredibly ludicrous and contrived
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Ah, nice

Me and the missus are trying to get to see 2012 for two weeks now... one of us is always too busy though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:19, archived)
# me and my mate were like that
saw it at the 9.30 showing last night

it's long

didn't get home while 1

I'm knackerd
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:24, archived)
# We're going to try for the Sunday matinee now
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:37, archived)
# That's outstanding!
and would be a better watch than the real thing I fear!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Bloody brilliant!
I saw the trailer for this and it left me completely cold - it looked like a series of video game inserts
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Braveheart meets Ferngully meets Pocahontas meets half a dozen computer games
does not great cinema make

But it should be some nice eyecandy, as long as you can watch it in 2d and aren't forced to sit through fuzzy vision for 3 hours
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:08, archived)
# I don't think they ever hope to win a "best picture" with this type of film
it's just there to be enjoyed - not analysed

I'd happily watch this kind of thing 20 times over than be forced to sit through typical Oscar Fodder

:_)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Prole
;P

*quaffs mead from silver goblet and watches 7 hour long film noir from 1934 featuring one actor in a furnitureless room*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:13, archived)
# yep
I saw that once

the highlight is when he scratches his nose at 6:34:12
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:16, archived)
# I always get goosebumps at that scene
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:20, archived)
# The only "recent" movie I saw in 3D was Monsters vs. Aliens - and I got motion sickness during a street chase scene :/
Yeh, eye candy I guess - It's certainly a "cinema" movie
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:11, archived)
# i saw that in 2D and didn't get any motion sickness.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Up was beautiful in 3d
mainly because they only had one leap out the screen at you moment, and the rest added depth to big vistas. I can't help feeling that things whizzing past constantly and monsters leaping about is going to be quite nausea inducing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:18, archived)
# So does this new-fangled 3D work then?
watching Flesh for Frankenstein on C4 the other night, it seemed to all be in sepia, and gave me a headache, but it worked... sort of, even if the 3D effects were all a bit blurry.

I've not seen anything NEW in 3D
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:28, archived)
# me neither
but I've heard good things
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:30, archived)
# In the cinema it works through polarisation with 2 projectors and polarised lenses, so you get full colour - it looks really good (just as long as you keep your head straight and don't move about too much :P)
On telly it's not quite that easy and therefore, looks a bit poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:32, archived)
# in guesswork, luddite terms.... you wear sunglasses with a kind of twisted lense in each
So everything is darker and less vibrant than normal, but its better than the sepia look of old.

Which is why I'd rather watch the film in 2d. But its not being described as a film its a rollercoaster - just without the excitement, vibration and wind, and with lost of long story bits.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Coraline worked in 3D too
I think it's the use of 3D to add depth, rather than throw stuff at your face, which made it effective and subtle, rather than gimmicky.

I'm looking forward to Avatar a lot. I bet I'll be disappointed, but for some reason I'm a bit excited about it.

Possibly because I'm tall and blue and it's rare to see my point of view in films.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:56, archived)
# I thought the opposite in Coraline
It was horribly gimmicky, weird stuff stood out that distracted from the story - The first thing I remember of that film is a bowl of peas on the dinner table!

Terrible film, not a patch on Corpse Bride or Nightmare, appalling adaptation of the source too
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:59, archived)
# How odd that I disagree so strongly.
I loved the book, and I like the film a lot. Very different, certainly not a direct port over, and with a different feel, but I had a good time. I really liked the 3D, I didn't find it intrusive at all. The noly "showy" bit I remember is the flight over the garden.

If you want bad modern 3D, the excellently shite "The Final Destination" is a great example of a poorly made film that could have nonetheless been a good laugh, crippled by un-necessary special effects and idiotic, poorly implemented 3D.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:38, archived)
# *offers around smurfetts still warm cadaver*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:05, archived)
# "I hate humans!"
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Hahaha
'nings!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:12, archived)
# nings
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:13, archived)
# 'ning matey!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:13, archived)
# epic!
also reminds me of a recent south park episode -- if you've not seen it you probably should because it's excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:19, archived)
# hehe
Dances with Smurfs :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:23, archived)
# That's the one
If we say "Dances with Smurfs" a few more times in this part of the thread perhaps we'll get onto Google?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:26, archived)
# It was funny when South Park did it too.
S13Ep13 "Dances With Smurfs"
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:19, archived)
# I haven't seen SP in years, they're on series 13?!
last one I saw was Chef dying I think, but I'd missed loads before that too :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:23, archived)
# It's slightly erratic at the minute
but about half the time it gets it right and when it does it's better than it ever was
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:25, archived)
# when i catch the odd episode now
I always say "i must start watching this again" and then don't.

The last one I saw was the wrestling one which i thought was genius
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:48, archived)
# THIS ISN'T WRASSLING!
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:02, archived)
# bit of mindpiss there
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Not so smurfy now, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:29, archived)
# you can take that smurf and smurf it up your smurfing smurf
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:34, archived)
# *expletive removed*
Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:39, archived)
# aaaw bless :(
:D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:39, archived)
# I take it you haven't seen the lastest south park episodes?
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:04, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:27, archived)