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(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:16, archived)
# she looks like a dog person to me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:17, archived)
# she looks like an alien from independence day to me
Edit:
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:31, archived)
# More like Twiki from Buck Rogers
EDIT: "Widde, widde. Wotcha Buck!"
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:38, archived)
# bidibidibidi
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:39, archived)
# more like a cancerous penis which has been dipped in chocolate
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:40, archived)
# bwaha
hahahahahaaaaaa
(Prince of Prance, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 19:24, archived)
# love that film
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:40, archived)
# It cannot be forgiven, for this alone:
apcmag.com/images/independence-day-powerbook-hack.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:43, archived)
# just pretend that bit didn't happen
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:49, archived)
# :)
I try to pretend the whole thing didn't happen, it easier that way....

Edit: Actually, apart from the bit when Brent Spiner is brutally killed. Always cheers me up, that does.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:52, archived)
# but....but.....it's JEFF GOLDBLUM, MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:50, archived)
# Oh, no problem with the Goldblum.
But it is an awful filum.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:53, archived)
# i really like it
it's so cheesy! can't stand those bloody stupid horse noises they use as sound effects, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Haha fuck
I'd chip in some cash to get this put up on a billboard somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Oh god yes.
This should be done.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Now we just need to work out
how to animate it...
(Mr._Pickles, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:39, archived)
# cannot unsee
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:17, archived)
# hahahahaha
amazing *click*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Hahahaha...
How's ya doing sir?

*Clicks*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Hahahahahahah! She is REALLY enjoying that.... :S
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:18, archived)
# *widdecumbes*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:19, archived)
# hahaha.......................she loves it..........................he loves it
what could be sweeter:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:21, archived)
# i take it the other hand's on prostate duty
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:23, archived)
# *grossed out*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:26, archived)
# why? is it arousing you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:27, archived)
# O_O
do dogs have prostates?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:37, archived)
# Only dogs and humans have prostates
www.thefoundbin.com/lost-and-found-articles/102-weird-facts-you-never-knew-about-dogs
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:41, archived)
# I knew there was something abuot dogs and prostates
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:43, archived)
# hahaha
Explains the eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 18:21, archived)
# she just keeps going!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:23, archived)
# he's going to have some serious chafing....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Judging from these past days here, I can see that spong is on its way upward again

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:28, archived)
# haha, first office *pfft* in ages!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:29, archived)
# you might want to open a window
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:32, archived)
# hahahaha!
i bet she has the lying bitch
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:34, archived)
# hahaahahah
hahaha

amazing
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:42, archived)
# Kinda puts you off being
a suicide bomber.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
:DD
(herman:D, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:51, archived)
# HAHAHA Fuckin 'ell Moley
how many FPs is that?

clicks
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 17:53, archived)
# oh.
god
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 18:00, archived)
# hahaha!
glorious...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 22:33, archived)
#
Perhaps one of the usual thieves will steal this for publication in their newspaper?
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Incidentally
I first saw this when the opening bars of Stevie Wonder's "Superstition" were playing. It just seemed to fit. Try it.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Thats so wrong
But it works
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 19:20, archived)
# bwahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 11:45, archived)
# A wank a day keeps the vet away?
Anyway, which one is the dog? (groan...)
(william_shatner, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 14:04, archived)