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# cat game
based around a pun:

www.t45ol.com/play_flash.php?ID=11
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 10:15, archived)
# pah
anybody want to play my new game?

It's called "Revenge on the Space Kittens."

You get to play a small fluffy kitten - against the might of the Nazi's.

Hitler's face comes at you - Screaming "Sieg Heil". And you have to shoot it.

Later levels include Maggie Thatchure, and Jakob Neilson.

And there are lots of BIG EXPLOSIONS.

er... don't know why I'm typing this - as I am utterly making it up.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 10:23, archived)
# it sounds great
you should make it. i'd play it.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 3 Dec 2001, 10:25, archived)
# nerdy, obscure but somehow
charming japanese animation - about the joys of downloading pirated software from the Internet. (I think...)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 10:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Crouching Tigers
Hidden Crab

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 10:00, archived)
# wow.
it's like The Tripods.

I didn't realise illustration & photo could mix so well.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 10:02, archived)
# it is great
but i wish i could watch the tripods on telly again.

*sob*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 10:08, archived)
# I saw day of the triffids the other day
... it's never had a video release - a friend managed to track someone down on the Internet to send them a copy they'd taped 20 years ago.

It was pretty cool.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 10:12, archived)
# rob rob ...
just check www.play247.com and they have the region 2 1962 film 'day of the triffids'

for a stonking £11.99 !
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 10:22, archived)
# no.
I mean the BBC TV production - not the film.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 10:24, archived)
# oh ok..
i remember watchin it but was never that huge a fan - for some reason as a 10 year old kid i thought the idea of plant going around eating people just a bit too weird...
.. and boy was i mistaken
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 10:31, archived)
# that's marvellous
really scary
(markyb, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 10:24, archived)
# could someone do
crouching gibbon, hidden potato?
(Giblet, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 11:47, archived)
# for Kevin Smith fans
Jay And Silent Bob swearotron
(markyb, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 9:17, archived)
# i think our swearing toys are better
but then i would say that, wouldn't i.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 3 Dec 2001, 9:37, archived)
# But this is funny too
I reckon.
(markyb, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 10:05, archived)
# Did you make it?
Don't mind Joel. He's got sharp teeth - and can't be trusted without his mask.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 10:07, archived)
# no
my brother did, it seemed to take him all weekend.
(markyb, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 10:12, archived)
# making flash things swear
is ALWAYS time well spent.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 10:14, archived)
# oops
sorry mate- i thought it was a silent bob marketing ploy. i'm a bit jaded about that sort of thing. i'll try not to be such a twat in future. just goes to show how wrong you can be doesn't it. please congratulate your bro on a fine piece of work that i mistakenly thought was a cynical professional ploy.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 3 Dec 2001, 10:24, archived)
# agh
wanky web designers
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 9:13, archived)
# yep
the bastards didn't phone us up. gah.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 9:18, archived)
# that jacob
bloke is a nutter... This guy i work with went to see a big presentation by him a few weeks ago and although he speaks a lot of common sense he also:
1- hates any new technology in web design
2- hates flash
3- would prefer everything to be in plain text
4- is a fat slightly bolding europeanamerican canadian (or something)
5- should stick to designing aircraft instrumentation pannels
i think his web site has a REALLY large picture of him which is really funny

www.useit.com/jakob/photos/
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 9:27, archived)
# I like those photos of Jakob
they are cool. He looks like a polish maths teacher.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 9:31, archived)
# that must really
take some balls to stick photos of yourself up like that with people like us around - either that of he does love himself :)
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 9:37, archived)
# He looks like the love child of
Clive Anderson and John McCririck with a bit of Sven thrown in and a sprinkling of smarm
(Nacho, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 9:51, archived)
# Where is his hand in this photo?
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 9:53, archived)
# Is that Eddie Large?
With a new career in usability studies?

Blimey. That's a turn up for the books.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 9:56, archived)
# I'm putting this one on my christmas cards:
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 10:06, archived)
[challenge entry] sumbody mention crimbo cards
how about
(I helped save b3ta! wangolini, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 9:03, archived)
# Hooray!
that's luvly. i'm sending it to everyone i know!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 3 Dec 2001, 9:18, archived)
# the theiving polar bear
just can't be left out - somebody... please?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 9:40, archived)
[challenge entry] how could I let you down?
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 10:02, archived)
# I feel much more festive now
I like the way the penguin looks so confused by the chaos all around him.

That's just how I feel at Christmas.

(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 10:08, archived)
# btw, if anyone wants furtive bear
he's here as a PSD file with no background.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 10:11, archived)
# thanks andyk
you made a frustrating day much better.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 10:20, archived)
# truly a thing of beauty
andy, you da man.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 3 Dec 2001, 10:26, archived)
# ahh
dat just finishes it off a treat
(I helped save b3ta! wangolini, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 10:33, archived)
# Help
Without meaning to sound like a complete Marmot - How do you load a picture to b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 8:40, archived)
# there's a good guide
here
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 8:42, archived)
# Ohh
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 9:21, archived)
# Thanks AndyK..
Looks like it worked as per below....That has got to hurt even if you are a porn queen
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 9:24, archived)
# Whats on the Fence..
Do you know this site..?

www.whatshouldiputonthefence.com

They wrote a letter to Mad the belly dancer, and aksed her to dance infront og the fence.. she was like.. no way..

still, thought it were crazy
(Ix the Wiz, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 8:27, archived)
# they should put finger crab
on the fence.

anybody want to send them a mail?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 8:38, archived)
# b3ta
should interview this man and get him to put things on the fence for us.
(james, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 8:39, archived)
# Ok. We will.
What should we ask him?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 8:40, archived)
# ask him
what his monthly expenditure on bike locks is.
(james, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 8:42, archived)
# Bike master.,
do youy want me to get Mad to forward his letter to her..?
(Ix the Wiz, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 9:25, archived)
# I like the fencemaster
He used to hang out on uk.rec.cycling - probably still does.

I seem to remember Radio 4 interviewing him a few months back
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 8:39, archived)
# I live near the fence!
and i walked past it the other day without knowing it! ::dies::
(corruptia, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 9:42, archived)
# Dave Gorman is STALKING b3ta
look at this post.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 8:11, archived)
# can he be the next image challenge
he has good sidies.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 8:16, archived)
# is it me or does anyone else find
danny baker a complete twat
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 8:27, archived)
# line in
i didnt know him!
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 8:29, archived)
# good writer. good on radio.
should never be allowed on TV.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 8:30, archived)
# His Radio LDN saturday morning thing
is usually superb... getting people to put on the world cup draw on BBC2 with the sound off, then playing the oompa-loompa song over the radio as accompaniment was lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 8:38, archived)
# ok i'll hold back on my judgment then..
...seeing as i dont ever listen to radio of any type...

and must admit to blue charlie and the chocolate factory on DVD just for those ooompa loompa scenes :)
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 8:45, archived)
# does the
DVD have the bit with people eating worms in the boat tunnel? Or did I imagine that?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 8:49, archived)
# ill have to check that one out and report back
\0/
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 9:08, archived)
# if i remember
there's a montage of imagery being projected into the background most of which defies the 'u' certificate. As does most of the film infact, it's well creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 9:13, archived)
# ok i'll hold back on my judgment then..
...seeing as i dont ever listen to radio of any type...

and must admit to buying charlie and the chocolate factory on DVD just for those ooompa loompa scenes :)
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 8:46, archived)
# potato joe
Real Love

just again ...
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 7:56, archived)
[challenge entry] I was going to do a riverdance crab
but I don't have time today. So you can just imagine it for the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 7:54, archived)
# Fantastic.
What about one coming out of your flies in your trousers?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 7:55, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm shocked
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 8:00, archived)
# Gift für die Ohren
thats stupid ... show the trees!!!
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 8:05, archived)
# i'm sorry?
I didn't understand.
Ich verstehe nicht.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 8:12, archived)
# Sauerkraut und Bier
i want to see the trees outside ... Die Baeume die man im Fenster sieht.
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 8:17, archived)
# hier sind sie
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 8:19, archived)
# Staubsauger mit Motorad
Thank you thats so beautifull ...
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 8:21, archived)
# Noch mehr

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 8:24, archived)
# it would be nicer
were it not pissing down with rain...
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 8:24, archived)
# Tremors3 - Back to Perfection
aaah thats no problem ... i like rain
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 8:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Shocked Crab Colleague
(I helped save b3ta! JamboM, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 8:10, archived)
# by the way,
that is the doctored image. the original was much worse:
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 8:46, archived)
# hooray for the finger crab
and... errr... the other one.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 3 Dec 2001, 8:51, archived)
# the idea of me sitting here
doing... *that* is really starting to disturb me a little. I think I may have to delete that image. it just freaks me out.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 8:54, archived)
# romantic scene
"darling, would you like to play with my genital crab?"
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 3 Dec 2001, 9:01, archived)
# Maybe that would be
one for chad the illustrator. (sounds like a viking hero).
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 9:04, archived)
# u dirty rat
(steeev, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 7:46, archived)
# new animal crackers (US only... boo)
Vote penguin!
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 7:46, archived)
# Interview Dave Gorman: What should we ask
Yep. That comedian chappy who made it his mission to find other people called Dave Gorman.

I'm trying to get an interview - as he linked to the b3ta catgame from his site - and want to know what YOU want to ask him.

A kind of community interview versus Dave Gorman kind of thing.

So... Please sumbit your questions...
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 7:18, archived)
# ask him
"Daddy or chips?"
(Nacho, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 7:21, archived)
# has he had any cool animals named
Dave Gorman?
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 7:25, archived)
# excellent plan
re-name your cat Dave Gorman, and ask him why he never turned up to interview your cat.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 3 Dec 2001, 7:31, archived)
# What's it like
being married to theresa gorman?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 7:28, archived)
# who is
that?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 7:30, archived)
# agh
she's the horrid ex-mp for billericay. thankfully not any more.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 7:36, archived)
# This is her
She retired to spend time with her husband
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 7:42, archived)
# Her blouse is like acidwarp
if anyone remembers that great bit of trippy code.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 7:44, archived)
# the chap who wrote acid warp is called Noah. And here is his cat/:
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 7:49, archived)
# we like him already
and noah's probably ok too.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 7:50, archived)
# bet he was pleased
.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 7:45, archived)
# What has he just sat on?
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 7:32, archived)
# his forum is odd
read it. people are posting, saying "I am Dave Gorman", and others reply saying "So am I."

It's a bit like the freemasons - but rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 7:38, archived)
# ask him
how often his food goes down the wrong pipe.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 7:50, archived)
# will
do.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 7:52, archived)
# ask him what time
Eastenders is on tonight. I can't remember.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 7:52, archived)
# the classic... "how much is a pint of milk?" question
... to test whether a celeb is divorced from reality...
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 7:57, archived)
# but that's rubbish
cos I have no idea how much milk is. About 60p?
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 8:02, archived)
# perhaps if he doesn't know then
he'll fit in right here!
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 8:04, archived)
# me neither ...
... never drink the evil white stuff. however, I do occasionally buy it *for friends*...
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 8:06, archived)
# it's actually
about 40p if you buy it somewhere expensive, about 28-30p from supermarket
(corruptia, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 10:30, archived)
[challenge entry] martian death crab invasion


nobody is safe!
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 7:09, archived)
# Nice - Crimbo Card
that kinda reminds me that ive got to buy some crimbo cards...
Like those black and white ones where the woman is sitting next to the bloke and she has a thought bubble next to her head and it say ' hmm that curry i had last night has really gone right through me.. bettter try not to fart again' etc...
I think we should have some b3ta up crimbo cards !?!?
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 7:16, archived)
# Rob?
I seem to remember your great christmas card idea...
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 7:26, archived)
# a much better film i fink
(I helped save b3ta! wangolini, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 6:50, archived)
# i think..
..this is going to start a whole new genre of action films.

*scuttles off to scan in dvd covers and goats*
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 7:11, archived)
# Wow - a polar bear and a marmot on the same page
clicky

 
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 6:39, archived)
# how lovely
what more could you ask for?

well, crabs, that's what. but it's still nearly there.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 3 Dec 2001, 6:43, archived)
# okay, here you go
(Nacho, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 7:15, archived)
# mummy!
that's my mummy.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 7:18, archived)
# the one with the wheels is my masseur.
He does the job good and proper.
(Nacho, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 7:22, archived)
# so luvly
that is a thing of beauty alright
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 3 Dec 2001, 7:26, archived)
# and another
(Nacho, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 7:18, archived)
# much more sinister
yes, suitably fearsome. Bravo!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 3 Dec 2001, 7:49, archived)

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