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# A friend got a coupla Shar-Pei puppies...

I warned her they grew up nasty...
Click pic for biggery
(byebye, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:37, archived)
# but it dances
like a pissed up mantis with a heart of funk
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:38, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:39, archived)
# eurgh
are they many more like him in your head?
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:39, archived)
# Plenty my friend,
plenty =D
(byebye, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:42, archived)
# yarrgh!!

(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:40, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:31, archived)
# erk
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:31, archived)
# there's something wrong about that
but I can't put my finger on it
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:32, archived)
# he's combed his hair differently today
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:34, archived)
# excellent
now i'm going to dream about wobbly horses

g'night kids
(vork and burlap, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:33, archived)
# night
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:34, archived)
# night
wobblemeister general
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:35, archived)
# Fuck MY HAT!
that's scarier than a monkey with a knife and a unholy wish for destruction
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:34, archived)
# i'd find that
quite charming

/gone
(vork and burlap, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:35, archived)
# perv
/still here
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:35, archived)
#

clicky go huge
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:29, archived)
# hehehah
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:29, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:33, archived)
# weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:19, archived)
# yay
*baffle*
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:19, archived)
# erm . .
There is no fork ?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:22, archived)
# fork

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:21, archived)
# agreed
(vork and burlap, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:22, archived)
# that's that sorted
NEXT!
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:22, archived)
# i like these group therapy sessions
(vork and burlap, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:23, archived)
# so much easier than life

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:24, archived)
# y'reckon?
i thought it was a small checkoslovakian traffic warden
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:23, archived)
# that's just
silly
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:23, archived)
# small?
it's bigger than a cloud
(vork and burlap, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:23, archived)
# That Lennon . . .
Was a real bastard . .


(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:09, archived)
# what a bully
Kitty should grass to the teacher
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:11, archived)
# i forgot just how ugly
harrison was.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:13, archived)
# i'm quite thankful
that the kitten's covering ringo's face
(vork and burlap, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:16, archived)
# and with that,
i'm off to bed.
goodnight.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:16, archived)
# night!
/relurk
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:17, archived)
# Hmm . .
Me too . .

Goodnight
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:19, archived)
# ni
night watch out for a tulip
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:08, archived)
# hopalong!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:09, archived)
# hmmmm
ponderous
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:10, archived)
# billiant.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Master of disguise

"The Tourist" (complete with "Acid" foam camera)
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:06, archived)
# look! it's spurting from his telescopic pertrudance
woo
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:08, archived)
# not my fault...


I was challenged to do it..surprisingly nowt to do with the naughty doings...
(Bommer remembered to log in, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:59, archived)
# he's very polite.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:01, archived)
# thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:01, archived)
# Don't you fucking patronise me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:02, archived)
# sorry.
i'm really sorry.
please don't hurt me again.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:04, archived)
# don't tempt me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:05, archived)
# *cowers*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:07, archived)
# come on you two
break it up!
(Idid, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:12, archived)
# we're just playing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:13, archived)
# yeh...
playing...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:14, archived)
# you're just as bad as each other
(Idid, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:15, archived)
# Ahhhh.
Lovely.

Well, it's that time of night again.... Night Night.

(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:03, archived)
# Nighty!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:04, archived)
# ni
night
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:04, archived)
# night night.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:06, archived)
# night night...
:)
edit: and i'm away too... night all...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:12, archived)
# how
queer!
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:05, archived)
# *snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:05, archived)
# hehee
please excuse the repost
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:36, archived)
#
(Idid, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:51, archived)
# Oooooo
Dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:52, archived)
# help
i've setup WINVICE 1.13 to run c64 emulations and i can't set up my keyboard commands to work with the games (up down left right etc...) any ideas?

edit: forgot to say windows xp

i know i know windoze etc....
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:58, archived)
# whatever you do,
don't ask the people here, they aren't very helpful at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:59, archived)
# good advice
i'll remember that....;o)
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:00, archived)
# sir sand goblin?
Captain happy helpy bloke more like
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:01, archived)
# you see,
i was simultaneously being helpful and unhelpful.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:02, archived)
# I noticed
with my eyes

you clever little monkey you
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:02, archived)
# eyes are so handy
at times.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:03, archived)
# as are tulips

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:04, archived)
# i have yet to encounter
a useful tulip.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:05, archived)
# once you have
you'll never go back
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:06, archived)
# how terribly
exciting.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:07, archived)
# wouldn't
quite that far
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:09, archived)
# well on 1.1
settings - joystick - config keyset?
i don't use keyboard for joystick tho from memory, joystick 1 on the c64 could be used usiing 1, 2, back arrow, tab and space for fire.

edit - pesky greater than characters!
(I helped save b3ta! High Lord Phanty, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:07, archived)
# i can swap joystick but not configure anything.....
space is fire, that must be default, but i am at a loss to configure any other keys....
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:15, archived)
# haha.
now that's comedy.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:53, archived)
# Very nice.
Best yet on this particular sordid subject.
Woo yay!
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:54, archived)
# Hee Hee!
So why else would he be down there?
(I helped save b3ta! High Lord Phanty, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:55, archived)
# polishing
something?
(Idid, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:57, archived)
# the crown jewels,
at a guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:58, archived)
# haha
best yet.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:56, archived)
# fucking fabby!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:00, archived)
# so simple and yet so effective
and woo
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:41, archived)
# yeuch
but a horrid woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:42, archived)
# See


Hah hah.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:43, archived)
# hehe
either that, or we're both really fast at pressing F5 and replying
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:44, archived)
# F5 is my god
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:44, archived)
# hehe
loon
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:45, archived)
# Mine is Terry Wogan
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:45, archived)
# i just mentioned him down there
www.b3ta.com/board/2296526
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:47, archived)
# Terry Terry Terry
Wogan's finest hour
.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:51, archived)
# yes oh yes
thats awesome
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:52, archived)
# brilliant
I'm going to do a eurovision song contest night in my pub. Big screen euro action and I might even wear some lederhosen! :)
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:53, archived)
# b3ta on Eurovision night is something else mind.
You'd miss that if you were in the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:01, archived)
# He was brill.
That was a good night that was.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:04, archived)
# you sank my
battleship
(vork and burlap, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:48, archived)
# it's Boris Johnson
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:42, archived)
# so it is
*dies of cackling*
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:43, archived)
# yes please
who is she?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:43, archived)
# *rubs thighs*


Gets bucket
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:43, archived)
# ewwwwwwwwwww
to that and to nipple peircings. They are ick on boys.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:45, archived)
# heh
well it's something i've always fancied, even if just for the pain
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:45, archived)
# they
can cause nerve damage, ugly scars, and get caught on shirts
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:50, archived)
# yeah
and so can genital piercings.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:54, archived)
# I seem to remember
advising against those too

I'm going to bed now. at 6:00pm. on saturday night. I am 85 years old.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:56, archived)
# hehe
and i still seem to have a cock ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:58, archived)
# I'm not in charge of that


thank God
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:01, archived)
# Cluck Cluck
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:01, archived)
# my friend had to have his nipple surgically removed
after an allergic reaction to his
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:46, archived)
# well
i know i don't have any reactions to any of my equipment, the needles or jewelery i use
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:47, archived)
# good job
as the scar is terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:48, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:49, archived)
# did you color her teeth?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:45, archived)
# a little
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:46, archived)
# that's put me
even more off my stroke.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:41, archived)
# hahah
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:41, archived)
# wooooo!
oh that's wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:41, archived)
# Please . . . .
please

please

please

let that image be true :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:42, archived)
# hehe
posted
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:42, archived)
# hahahaha!
please tell me that's real. I don't want him to get reelected
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:43, archived)
# Ha!
That's you and 5 billion others :)
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:44, archived)
# yes but he will be
the opposition is doing terribly bad
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:46, archived)
# well, if they're worse than him
count yourself lucky
(vork and burlap, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:47, archived)
# we only have two parties
I'd rather have the other party in charge. He's just got the whole handling of sept 11th I think. His approval is going down but far too slowly.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:48, archived)
# put brian blessed in charge of
the world and all will be well

(vork and burlap, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:50, archived)
# I should see something with him in
I just know what I've picked up from here
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:51, archived)
# well i'll put a dvd on now
and with his shouting prowess you should be able to hear it over there
(vork and burlap, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:52, archived)
# hehehehe
ok :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:52, archived)
# i recommend
"the big knights"

good luck finding it - i had to go on ebay.

but it's excellent. good BB SHOUTING and very funny too.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:16, archived)
# ming would be more
mercy ful than the current lot
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:51, archived)
# i love the postbox
it's eveil in a really lovely way
(vork and burlap, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:44, archived)
# Special Delivery!
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:44, archived)
# yaaaaaay!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:46, archived)
# heheh
it's the middle easts suposed role model of democracy
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:48, archived)
# Don't go near that house, lad
she stares from the window and stalks the grounds...

clicky go huge (oh the horror)
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:39, archived)
# hehehe
fucking loon
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:39, archived)
# Do you post from the same PC
Or have a hotline, because you always answer 1st to each other you do.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:40, archived)
# no,
we're shagging each other
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:40, archived)
# erm
he's my boyfriend, we're in a voice chat atm :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:41, archived)
# Yes.
I was aware of that fact.
The voice chat explains it
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:41, archived)
# and the fact
i reply first to most posts helps :-P
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:42, archived)
# unless
we're having a shag
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:44, archived)
# Too much information
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:45, archived)
# the shag
is a kind of dance
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:45, archived)
# Bloody gays.
Got nuffin against ya, just stop rammin' it down our throats!

I'm only joking.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:46, archived)
# You mean you
want it rammed down your throats?

edited to make sense. I'm drunk, dammit.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:47, archived)
# Oh my
Oh my oh my.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:39, archived)
# hahaha
reminds me of that pic of jiva...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:41, archived)
# ouch
I turn up for ten minutes before bedtime and I get that
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:41, archived)
# That
is totally fantastic

edit: the biggie version is even betterer!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:42, archived)
# shouldn't that be...
fantashtic?

and woo to the pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:45, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:47, archived)
# that's put me
right off my stroke.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:43, archived)
# .

(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:34, archived)
# hehe
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:35, archived)
# That's pretty, that.
Seen one like it before actually, with a bunch of 'em riding along a beach.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:37, archived)
# hehe.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:37, archived)
# Oh aye.
Quite lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:37, archived)
# woo!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:42, archived)
# arty
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:42, archived)
[challenge entry] a condom eh? so whats it for Q?
(supafunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:29, archived)
# IT'S FOR PUTTING ON YOUR COCK!
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:31, archived)
# clapclapclap
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:33, archived)
# Chlamydia,
chlamydia, chlamydia
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:37, archived)
# i knew a girl at school called
chlamydia

/lie
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:31, archived)
# Haha.
You enjoying the Amber Spyglass? It's the only book that's made me cry. Big ol' softie at heart, me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:34, archived)
# That trilogy
fucking rocked.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:37, archived)
# i agree about bill bailey
!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:41, archived)
# Sweet.
Signed the petition? Also, pass it on; it needs to be spread around like herpes. I want at least a hundred signatures.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:42, archived)
# i have indeed
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:43, archived)
# Sweet as
a nut.

A sweet nut.

edit: Sixty-nine, dudes!
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:44, archived)
# Yes
it blooming well did. There's going to be a play soon, which might be good. And a film, whichmight be shit. Or it might be good. I dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:42, archived)
# It needs to be a trilogy
like the books. And they need to be really careful about it. But it could be amazing. I don't see how they could make a play without splitting it up into three parts either.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:43, archived)
# there were rumours about
Ridley Scott directing.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:54, archived)
# yep
best books I've ever read
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:43, archived)
# Yeah, glad that
Iorek's in this one again.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:43, archived)
# that might explain
why i keep getting people pregnant...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:34, archived)
# oh god
007 and condoms have the potential to become more common that jordan in the last comp


woo anyway
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:32, archived)
# ohhhh
has this been done?
(supafunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:36, archived)
# about half way/two thirds of the way down the board
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:38, archived)
# bugger
didnt see that......... oh well back to the mashin board
(supafunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:40, archived)
#


bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:21, archived)
# fighter planes rock


yeah i know i alreadyreposted that today
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:23, archived)
# WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS HAPPENING THERE?
(vork and burlap, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:26, archived)
# a lot of pain.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:26, archived)
# YES!
PLANE PAIN.
(vork and burlap, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:29, archived)
# i don't really know
but it always makes me think of terry wogan
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:27, archived)
# aha!
i didn't see it animate. i saw the large cock-shape in the clouds, 3/4 of the way across.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:29, archived)
# which appears
to be glowing
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:30, archived)
# inside:
a cockrocket.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:31, archived)
# i think i know
how it feels.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:32, archived)
# Heheh
Me likey
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:44, archived)
# What the butler saw (and heard)
What the butler saw (and heard)

A purely fictional image, any resemblance to anyone or any alleged incident is purely coincidental.
(cheesepump, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:19, archived)
# yeah in the real event
there was more bumming
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:20, archived)
# PRINCE CHARLES HAD SEX WITH ONE OF HIS MALE BUTLERS.
THIS IS ENTIRELY TRUE.

(I want this to get me taken to court, so that I have something interesting to blog)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:21, archived)
# I think
that might be overstating it a wee bit.
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:27, archived)
# aren't americans allowed to talk about it?
and if so, why aren't they talking?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:31, archived)
# the italians
are talking a bout it, or so the news said earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:32, archived)
# I've been wondering the same thing
though I suppose americans can still be sued for libel
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:34, archived)
# can't they just say what has reportedly happened?
what with freedom of the press and all?

I haven't seen a thing about it on tv news at all.

edit: and all google news points me to is UK papers
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:36, archived)
# I know
I don't understand
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:37, archived)
# because it isn't that interesting
prince charles had a bit of poo sex... well bully for him wish i had
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:34, archived)
# but
americans tend to obsess over the royals
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:36, archived)
# you can have them
if you want.
(vork and burlap, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:38, archived)
# I didn't say me
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:39, archived)
# We
don't care. Frankly, we always figured he was gay.
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:04, archived)
# odd,
as nobody in britain really cares.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:39, archived)
# it is strange
but we don't have anyone permanent to make fun of
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:40, archived)
# I was more
wondering what the fuck was going on.

I'm so used to hearing everything in explicit detail from multiple news sources with varying levels of shady unreliability.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:42, archived)
# there was something posted earlier
he was accused of male raping a servant and was found by another servant in bed with a top male aide. Some newspaper was going to print these allegations, but the royal family just called up some judge and he stopped it.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:44, archived)
# And yet
at the end of the day..... He's shacked up with Camilla. The servants are probably prettier...
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:47, archived)
# must be nice
(being able to say what gets printed, not getting caught with your pants down)
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:47, archived)
# Must have got the wrong end of the stick
-----------
Mr Bolland, the Prince's former deputy private secretary, told the News of the World: "I was astonished at Sir Michael's question. I told him that the Prince was emphatically not gay or bisexual."
-----------
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3254193.stm
(cheesepump, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:51, archived)
# my (male) best friend is rather fond of the phrase
"I'm not gay. I just love cock."
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:59, archived)
# I doubt it
popbitch sent it out on their newsletter and republic have it on their site

you're small fry
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:32, archived)
# damn.
urm...
I WAS THAT BUTLER.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:33, archived)
# I always thought
Camella looked rather like a man...
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:09, archived)
# heroes
david bowie

that reminds me
(vork and burlap, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:21, archived)
# And Nothing
Nothing er tum te tum together
(I helped save b3ta! High Lord Phanty, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:25, archived)
# yes
that one

*adds it to list of pointless songs to download*
(vork and burlap, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:39, archived)
# I'm downloading
Attilla the Stockbroker and watching Monkey Dust
(I helped save b3ta! High Lord Phanty, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:43, archived)
# I like they way
you put your web address on it, so the solicitors know where to send the court summons.
Titters.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:21, archived)
# it could be
the address of someone I don't like. what a stitch up! off with their head!
(cheesepump, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:23, archived)
# Somehow
I suspect not.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:24, archived)
# me and half the english speaking world
:-)
(cheesepump, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:26, archived)
# blimey, you must really hate them,
what with using up their bandwidth on b3ta too.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:26, archived)
# Let's rock!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:18, archived)
# he just wants to give you
a big kiss lick.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:19, archived)
# Slurp.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:22, archived)
# hahaha...
yaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:26, archived)
# :)
so tired but still felt the need!
bed now...night!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:29, archived)
# night night...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:36, archived)
# ace
ace and thrice ace
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:35, archived)
# Frehley?
.
(Bommer remembered to log in, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:53, archived)
# i thought i'd combine my first ever goodnight image and my first ever paintmash
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:15, archived)
# GOODNIGHT
apparently i should go as well, now. nytall
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:16, archived)
# Night
...and night.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:17, archived)
# the voices in the head sending you to beddy byes?
night both of you
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:17, archived)
# yup.
they were telling me to destroy protestors today.
evil truth.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:18, archived)
# they deserve it
while you're at it kick people off their peddle bikes, tie their scalfs together and chuck them under a bus
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:20, archived)
# from what i could make out (but i think i got it wrong)
they were raising money for a 17 year old boy to stand up out of his wheelchair.

WENT TO FRANCE.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:22, archived)
# eh?
I'm not sure that any amount of money alone can make someone walk - but that's capitalism for you
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:23, archived)
# i just wondered what the fuck was happening
and went and hid in virgin.

there were also anti-abortionists and animal rights protestors. i wanted to kick them all in their faces.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:24, archived)
# fucking animal rights people
havent they seen 28 days later playing - with killer rage inspiring fire I say.
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:26, archived)
# i'm not particually fond of either group
at least i can see where the prolife lobby is coming from though, but for personal reasons i disagree very strongly with some of their views.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:32, archived)
# I understand being against non medical animal testing
but I really dislike the prolifers - I understand their arguements but I am all for the right of choice
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:34, archived)
# I just don't think abortion is something for the government to decide on
they ought to just keep out of it, except for maybe medical regulations to make sure it's all sanitary
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:39, archived)
# I kinda hear voices, sorta
well, not really, you know your inner monologue thingy, like you thinking in your head with words and stuff, well sometimes i'll be doing something and then i'll notie that's been thinking really out of place sentances, like earlier to today it was talking about telling someone a story and that they'd believe, and on the wal home a couple of days ago i caught it saying something about teaching someone a lesson. I assume that kind of things just normal though.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:21, archived)
# spooky.
it's only started the last few days though.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:23, archived)
# i've been getting that for years
that's why i assume it's normal, but never really mentioned it before, in the off chance that it's not.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:25, archived)
# inner monologues are quite normal I think
unfortunatly mine is really sarcastic about what I do
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:25, archived)
# mine seems rather bitter
and vengceful against the world, but it's odd, because i'll only notice it some times, and i wonder if it does it at other times that i dont notice.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:27, archived)
# I'm not sure really
I've always had mine but I am on some anti-loony medication so I might not be the best benchmark of sanity
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:30, archived)
# Damn
I can't make it to the pub on the 18th!
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:31, archived)
# what's up monkey
man?
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:35, archived)
# Ahhhh
Comedy gold.

Wooooooosh.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:36, archived)
# ahhh, fair enough then
i'm sure inner monologue things are normal, just wqasnt sure about mine seemingly have a mind of its own at times
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:35, archived)
# me neither
if it worries you or gets worrying contact your dr or a mental healthy charity
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:36, archived)
# Will do
but it's seemed to of been like it for years now, ands it caused me no real trouble, so i think i'm ok.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:49, archived)
# Your all Mentalists.
Official.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:27, archived)
# indeed
I have a letter to proove it
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:30, archived)
# but the party's just started.
*dances like a frog trapped in a jar*
(vork and burlap, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:18, archived)
# did you ever make that website?
hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:18, archived)
# did i fuck.
i've not got round to it.

i've actually been busy the last couple of days. b3taing has been minimal by my standards
(vork and burlap, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:19, archived)
# you missed my 9000th post drinks party.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:20, archived)
# I like it.
(vork and burlap, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:21, archived)
# Sounds grand.
I'll bear that in mind.

though I must complain about the waste of Guinness....
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:23, archived)
# and running out of oxygen
starving it of the invisible requirement to live.

CHOKING AND DYING.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:18, archived)
# *dances like four frogs dressed as nuns*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:19, archived)
# night night noggins.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:16, archived)
# night...
did you used to be someone else?
edit: maybe 'did you use to have a different username?' is a better question :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:18, archived)
# originally i was eater of other peoples cheese
then i got bored of that and became this

oh and for talk like a pirate day i was the man from del monte he say yarr
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:19, archived)
# ah...
i remember eater of other peoples cheese... i must have missed the transition period :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:23, archived)
# last week
there wasn't much of a transition... i didn't tell anyone, i'm surprised anyone actually noticed
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:25, archived)
[challenge entry] meh
(vork and burlap, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:15, archived)
# exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:17, archived)

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