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If you're stuck to listen to...

...there's a some-time poster on the message board currently hosting a 24 hour radio show!!

And I have no listeners...

www.youthcomm.org.uk/radio

Hopefully you remember me, or are bored enough to listen!!

(Tonto, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:14, archived)

i remember you

thcommradio
you're the one that makes my heart so blue
/bjork

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:15, archived)

Those are pretty shiity hours...

...I'll listen if you promise to play ukulele music.

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:16, archived)

They're shitty...

...because it's for charity. I started at 10pm last night and finish 10pm Friday night!

(Tonto, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:18, archived)

I plugged...

..the ukelele...we haven't got a CD-R in the studio so I can't play anything, but I told everyone to go to your site :)

Your "I want my Holiday" song RULES no end as well!!

(Tonto, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:22, archived)

everyone?

like 1 person?

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:24, archived)

ermm....

....yyeeeesss

*crawls away*

(Tonto, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:25, archived)

THREADWASTE

1) What's in your fridge?
2) What you listening to?
3) What colour are your trousers/pants?
4) ...

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:12, archived)

hmmm...

1) cheese
2) cheese
3) cheese

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:12, archived)

4) ...?

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:13, archived)

4) onion

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:14, archived)

Do you have breed?

I know a great recipe you could try!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:18, archived)

1) Your dead relatives.
2) I can still hear their screams.
3) Black.
4) Geoff Hurst.

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:13, archived)

Orange Juice
The Hellboy trailer
blue

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:13, archived)

1:) Quiche and cheese and orange juice and milk and salad and eggs

2:)10CC
3:)Blue jeans
4:)I think not.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:13, archived)

i think,

from this,
we can see that i rock most.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:15, archived)

and, suprisingly,

i'm the most violent.

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:17, archived)

1) milk and onions

2) Watching futurama
3) black
4) it's been 14 years yet I still don't know why

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:13, archived)

Amelie

Amelie screaming to let her out
Dunno, Amelie has them in the fridge

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:13, archived)

Wow!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:14, archived)

mmmmmmmm frosty

french filly

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:15, archived)

1) leftover japanese food

2) James Taylor (because he's still dreamy for an old man)
3) stripey

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cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:14, archived)

mashed tatties
antiques roadshow
there are none
...i'm going to bed now.

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dipdapdop, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:15, archived)

I'll answer my own question...

1) Milk, Left over Kebab sauce, horse radish sauce and cold air.
2) Violence by Blink 182. Off their new album.
3) A fading blue.
4) ...???

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:17, archived)

1) and freon

(norumbegan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:19, archived)

1) half a jar of raspberry jam and an empty water pitcher.
2) Matrix Revolutions score
3) bluuuuueeeeee
4) LBJ in a cowboy hat

(norumbegan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:17, archived)

1)Nothing i don't own one
2)Queen
3)What colour is flesh?
4)David Dimbleby

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:25, archived)

1) 3 Cans of Coca-Cola, 5 Newcastle Brown Ales, one pizza bagel, a half-eaten sub sandwich, and a full pizza.
2) Massive Attack
3) Red
4) Earlier this evening.

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Willis_McScruff, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 7:05, archived)

Board's opinion required...

...should I or should I not?

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:10, archived)

you should not

but insted let me

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:10, archived)

leave it to me.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:11, archived)

right, i have now.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:12, archived)

Spaniel L Jackson.

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:13, archived)

pfffffft.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:15, archived)

Whatever you do,

do it carefully.

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:11, archived)

if you do there will be trouble

if you don't it will be double

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:12, archived)

i say not.

but it's opposite day.

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cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:12, archived)

Yes

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:12, archived)

Night you

Cockheads

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:09, archived)

Only

the Queen can do that really or maybe her sons too.
Unless you mean Nights of the Moon

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:09, archived)

Lord of the moon

you get a Lunar Knighthood if i Knight you

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:10, archived)

Good night.

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:10, archived)

night night

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cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:10, archived)

GOODNIGHT.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:10, archived)

touch my bum

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:11, archived)

i am.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:12, archived)

This is life.

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:19, archived)

Rugby peom

Shes a Kiwi,
I'm a pom.
you lost the rugby,
and I won.
she like watties,
I likes hienz.
you've got putakawa,
I've got Pines!

(willybobs, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:55, archived)

yeeeeeeeesss......

that's.....
interesting

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verbal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:56, archived)

Rugby is Shit.

as is all sport.
go fuck off.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:57, archived)

yesh pleas edo

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:57, archived)

watermelon off to be you

you need to sleep

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:58, archived)

I like how you structured the words to

form a pouting furrowed brow person looking a lot like a profile view of Bert from Sesame Street

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:58, archived)

can i have the magical wire

linking your eyes to your brain that allows you to see things like that?

amazing.

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cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:59, archived)

ooooh you gonna let it all hang out?

fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:00, archived)

fat bottom girls

are coming your way.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:02, archived)

*gets out kleenex*

suppose i'd best get my plastic mac on then

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:03, archived)

i prefer

to let the juices flow.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:04, archived)

i'll get you a juicer for christmas then

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:06, archived)

yay!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:09, archived)

of course

I don't understand a word of what you said...but I'll just nod in agreement!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:02, archived)

that's because

you're not fnord.

and i phrased it confusinginglyly.

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cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:03, archived)

if you can see the wire

you're part of the way there :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:03, archived)

thank you for that

: )

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cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:06, archived)

i can see the wire.

i think it's looking at me.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:07, archived)

LED TO SSG

FOR M2C

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:08, archived)

don't be confusing.

it's not cool to be confusing.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:09, archived)

tastykids.org/nanospore/anim_04.htm

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:12, archived)

HE WAS GAY.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:59, archived)

so?

ITS GAY TIME!

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:02, archived)

I like how you

see the best in

people

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verbal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:00, archived)

I'm like Amelie, or rather she's like me. I was me first

Of course she's French so she's like a French me so not really me anyway so i'll let her off.

She does sound much nicer than me though.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:02, archived)

she's much prettier too.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:03, archived)

somewhat of a

Frenchlegs thing going on :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:04, archived)

Looks nicer too,

despite being French.

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:03, archived)

Sorry to dissapoint...

...but you don't excite me in the way Audrey Tatou does.

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:03, archived)

dissapoint?

n'est dissappointe pas du le comparisienne

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:05, archived)

now that were married

do i have to give you half the moon?

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:04, archived)

Arse.

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:58, archived)

Rugby is Shit.

as is all sport.
go watermelon off

Aparently

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:59, archived)

gooooooooooooooood morning

you daft poem people

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:01, archived)

Hello,

oh ye of crazy body clock

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:06, archived)

i know not

what the majority of these words mean.

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dipdapdop, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:03, archived)

Julie thought her new gadget was cool

Untill she used it...

repost

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:55, archived)

hehehe

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cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:58, archived)

Well that's a cranberry [ooo new b3ta censorship(tm)]

well if you can

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:59, archived)

STD's:

Gotta catch 'em all.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:01, archived)

i was gonna make a series of those

and i think i will now

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:05, archived)

a???/

Now thats not very nice is it!

(willybobs, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:44, archived)

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:54, archived)

he must have 3 willies

when he needs a piss, does he always piss on himself?

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:55, archived)

Yeah but think of the cost of the custom Y fronts!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:07, archived)

yay!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:58, archived)

hahaha

yay!

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cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:00, archived)

race them!

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:02, archived)

it would be neck and neck,

but,
well...

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:04, archived)

hmm...

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:05, archived)

oo er

delayed mind piss on my edit...

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:05, archived)

loon!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:03, archived)

Changed to a clicky, for people with shitty processors.

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:22, archived)

oooh

thats something very special that is

Edit:

CHRIST! that killed my processor :/
And its not shitty, just under high load

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:23, archived)

are you on a 286?

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:29, archived)

nope

AMD Barton 2500+

edit: my bum has gone numb

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:30, archived)

oh, how odd

my processor quite liked it

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:32, archived)

liked his bum

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:33, archived)

who doesn't?

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cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:34, archived)

you saying you dont?

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:34, archived)

i'm glad

you're getting into the spirit of gaytime.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:34, archived)

i find it disheartening,

fnord used to be so sensible and now look what you've done to him

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:35, archived)

Fnord...

...was never sensible.

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:36, archived)

well...

you know what i meant...

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:38, archived)

what you mean

is that it's not sensible to be gay, isn't it.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:40, archived)

it's square

to be hip

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:40, archived)

d4ddyo

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verbal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:43, archived)

it's square

to be hippo.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:43, archived)

its round

to be fat

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:44, archived)

it's square

to be angular.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:46, archived)

its sharp

to be triangular

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:47, archived)

it's sweet

to be an idiot

as happy as a cloud

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:49, archived)

/as much imagination

as a caravan site

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verbal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:50, archived)

JEW.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:52, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/2368306

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cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:54, archived)

yay!

religious sing-a-longs!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:55, archived)

PROSTITUTE!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:55, archived)

PHALICE!

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:56, archived)

that's the news.

: )

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cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:44, archived)

and Huey Lewis?

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:45, archived)

yeah.

he sang that song....
then had enought money to buy a new drug.

one that wouldn't make him sick.

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cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:46, archived)

FACT ME TIL I FART.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:46, archived)

This is the News

God, How I wish it wasn't

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verbal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:48, archived)

Wattney Hepbulb up 2 points,

SpackHandyChopTubes down 4.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:51, archived)

if this continues we will see the removal of the pound leg

and the start of a new leg with no Hip constituent

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verbal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:52, archived)

a whoop of dismay this morning

as the new 7 was introduced.
it will be slightly bigger than the old 7 and made of glass.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:53, archived)

I saw an overly close-up close up frightened rabbitesque manner shot on a news reporter on BBC News 24 today

I think he was in Trafalgar Square actually but he WAS in his mannerisms, actions and stumbling summing up that made no sense, totally Austin Tasseltine.
100%

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:52, archived)

I'm really waiting for someone to

LOSE THE NEWS!

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verbal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:53, archived)

turn the paper 180 degrees

IN MY FAVOUR.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:55, archived)

yaaaaaaaaaaaay!

local news is the best, mind.
they're all so funny.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:54, archived)

the details

are all there

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:40, archived)

i never touched him!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:36, archived)

You have touched me though

in a special way

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:37, archived)

i have?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:39, archived)

yes

i'm calling the police

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:39, archived)

a Sting

operation?

Don't stand so, don't stand so close to me :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:41, archived)

stop that.

my mind doesn't like piss.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:41, archived)

de daa daa daa

de doo doo doo,
that's all i've got to say to you.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:41, archived)

you have

learnt well :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:41, archived)

Whoop Whoop!

THATS THE SOUND OF THE POLICE!.....

Really? its more of a nee noor nee noor isnt it?

Um... maybe?

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:42, archived)

if you hear the police coming

you're probably safe for another 20 minutes at least

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:43, archived)

if i hear them comming

i'm getting a tissue

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:44, archived)

hahaha

to both of you.

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cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:43, archived)

Don't encourage them.

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:44, archived)

we're like morcambe and wise,

except there's no dead wood.

/the orifice

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:45, archived)

rigor mortis

not an issue then?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:47, archived)

i can't speak for you,

but there ain't any here.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:51, archived)

Can I sing Ant and Dec lyrics again?

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:47, archived)

yes...

....in this soundproof booth here

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:48, archived)

you can

fuck off.

Or, at least wait til i've gone to sleep.

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:49, archived)

FINE!

I'll just sing Blink 182 songs then!

*finds new album*

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:53, archived)

please

don't.

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cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:56, archived)

*sings*

"Mom get in the car, lets drive away.
She said I'm dorry Mark but there's no where to stay.
Gave up all her hope and went back inside.
Hid her broken heart and let the engine die."

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:07, archived)

that's your excuse

for everthing

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:38, archived)

Nicole?

oh, hang on, that wasn't even for the 305 was it?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:31, archived)

i can never remember which cars they advertised,

i can just remember the special vic and bob one

it was very special

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:33, archived)

i remember

they did a sketch as frenchmen
and said papa and nicole a lot, and farted a lot.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:34, archived)

867-5309

and that's Jenny.

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cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:33, archived)

boes lgb?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:34, archived)

i wish i knew.

seriously.

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cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:35, archived)

you

did a 5318008 thing I thought :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:37, archived)

hehe

no i was caught in an 80's song time warp.

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cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:40, archived)

agaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin

Put your hands on your hips!...

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:51, archived)

no, thats Less Than Jake

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:35, archived)

Didn't Less Than Jake cover it though.

I'm sure it was a cover song!

My album's down my mates, so I can't check the credits in the book.

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:40, archived)

tommy tutone

i think

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cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:41, archived)

It was on the album

Loser, Kings and Things we don't understand.

Not that it makes ANY difference to who wrote the damn song:p

I don't care! I've saw them live and they were awesome!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:49, archived)

yeah!

rock on!

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cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:50, archived)

And all that...

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:51, archived)

And

'All That Spaz'?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:54, archived)

Papa?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:54, archived)

hehe.

reminds me of my sperm.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:25, archived)

rocket-propelled?

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:25, archived)

just running across the monitor ;)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:26, archived)

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:27, archived)

sorry

that was pretty bad really.

I blame the kids

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:28, archived)

it's true.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:28, archived)

ewww

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cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:28, archived)

sorry

but I only did it so they'd stop Mr. Hoppy bouncing on my nads

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:30, archived)

I'm the nad-bouncer

but I never done it

(

verbal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:31, archived)

i only said i done it

so they'd give me my fingernails back.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:33, archived)

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:31, archived)

sorry

it was all innocent until he edited it ;)

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:34, archived)

I see!

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:37, archived)

that's your excuse

for everything.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:36, archived)

You should go to the doctors!

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:27, archived)

I don't know why,

but that really scared me.

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:25, archived)

: )

yay!

(

cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:25, archived)

It's being piloted by

Tony Adams!

/10 year old joke

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:25, archived)

Incognito

Just think about it for a while

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:04, archived)

O.K.

Can do

(Amer3tan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:05, archived)

I understand

Characterized by waving or flamelike curves, as in the tracery of windows, etc.; -- said of the later (15th century) French Gothic style.

(Amer3tan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:07, archived)

why do they place the stupid e-mail smallprint at the end

instructing you not to read the e-mail if it's sent to you in error?
Once you get to that bit and have read it you've already disobeyed it so you may as well distribute, print off, reply with fake stories etc.

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:24, archived)

i've often wondered that.

ponderous man!

(

cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:32, archived)

i missed my 25000th post,

and couldn't care less.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:05, archived)

yay!

well done

(

cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:12, archived)

a thank joo.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:19, archived)

which will bring us back too.....

www.b3ta.com/board/2368306

(

cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:21, archived)

yay!

*musical interlude*

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:22, archived)

doh!

a deer

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:22, archived)

exatomundo!

(

cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:23, archived)

doe a dear, a female dear

Ray, a drop of golden sun
Me, a name, i call myself
Far, a long long way to run
Sew, a needle pulling thread
La, a note to follow Sew
Tea, a drink with jam and bread

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:22, archived)

when you know the notes to siiiing

you can sing most anythiiing.

DO!

(

cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:24, archived)

apart from that song that no one really knows the lyrics to

Auld Lang Syne

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:25, archived)

I cringe...

...whenever I hear anyone sing, "For the sake of Auld Lang Syne..."

AAAAHHHGGGHHH!

(

Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:27, archived)

really?

why?

(

cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:29, archived)

because it's a bastardisation of the original...

...and just wrong.

Should auld acquaintance be forgot
And never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
And days o' lang syne?

Chorus
For auld lang syne, my Dear
For auld lang syne
We'll tak a cup o kindness yet
For auld lang syne

And surely ye'11 be your pint-stowp
And surely I'll be mine
And we'll tak a cup o' kindness yet
For auld lang syne
For auld lang etc

We twa hae run about the braes
And pu'd the gowans fine
But we've wandered mony a weary foot
Sin auld lang syne
For auld lang etc

We twa hae paidlet i' the burn
Frae morning sun sill dine
But seas between us braid hae roar'd
Sin auld lang syne
For auld lang etc

And there's a hand, my trusty feire
And gie's a hand o' thine
And we'll tak a right gude-willie waught
For auld lang syne
For auld lang etc

(

Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:31, archived)

Translation...

Should old friends be forgotten
and never remembered
Should old friends be forgotten
and the days they shared together

Chorus
For days now in the past, my dear
For days now in the past
We'll drink a toast of kind remembrance
For days now in the past

You can pay for your pint tankard
and I will pay for mine
We'll drink a toast of kind remembrance
For days now in the past

We two have run about the hillsides
and pulled wild daisies
but now we are far apart in distance
From those days now in the past

We two have paddled in the stream
from morning untill noon
but oceans now lie between us
since those days now in the past

So take my hand, my trusty friend
and give me your hand
and we will take a hearty drink together
In memory of those days now in the past

(

Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:31, archived)

because he's allerigic to it

its a horrible syndrome

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:31, archived)

he has an irrational hatred for new years eve

we have to lock him up from Dec 28th - Jan 4th or he flips out and kills everyone

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:31, archived)

now thats

REAL ULTIMATE POWER!

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:39, archived)

floating fire?

(

verbal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:05, archived)

it could be something to do

with a boy burning ants.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:06, archived)

I've heard the Flameboys.

Nathan may be a good name, but his musicianship is...interesting

(

verbal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:07, archived)

i fail to understand.

and why is nathan a good name?

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:10, archived)

Flameboys is

SE's band

(

verbal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:11, archived)

I never knew he was in a band.

Are they a male vocal quartet who mainly perform modernised cover versions?

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:12, archived)

yes

exactly that.

(

verbal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:14, archived)

what a man.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:16, archived)

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:17, archived)

what a

mighty good man

(

verbal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:18, archived)

Shocking.

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:19, archived)

very fancy

all dressed up for the wedding

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:20, archived)

I wanted to be the priest though

I can't marry myself

(

verbal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:46, archived)

is that SE?

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:20, archived)

SE SSG?

NO ;)

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:21, archived)

SE's infinitely more jaunty looking

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:21, archived)

right place in the country

wrong person

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:26, archived)

that's what he wants

you to think

(

verbal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:17, archived)

wood is more boyant than flam.

any idiot knows that.

(

cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:06, archived)

You're right!

It is made of celery!

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:07, archived)

so crunchy,

so promising,
so dissapointing.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:07, archived)

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:07, archived)

I love you in a special kind of way

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:08, archived)

flaboyancy personified.

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:08, archived)

don't be weird.

it's not cool to be weird.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:09, archived)

it's hip

to be square

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:14, archived)

*does the funky gibbon*

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:17, archived)

CT actually looks

like martian there.

A bit.

(

verbal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:09, archived)

So he does.

A bit.

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:10, archived)

Aha

So it's not just me

A bit.

(

verbal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:12, archived)

i do?

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:13, archived)

and do you verbal

take this chaos time to be your lawfully wedded wife?

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:15, archived)

i object.

i always object.

(

cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:17, archived)

you dont get to have me!

you had your chance!

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:19, archived)

objection overlooked

case dismissed

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:19, archived)

It'd be rude not to

(

verbal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:19, archived)

Yay!

Married!

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:23, archived)

He looks like he did after the football.

Or, rather, the mockery of football.

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:13, archived)

most definately!

(

cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:09, archived)

I love you all, even the slightly newer than me kids

Here are some kittens trying to catch bubbles!

/fluffy!
/edit;subject changed so's I don't look all uppity like

(

Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:55, archived)

christ, the five digit i.d. numbers

are calling other people newbbies.
i still have to be careful about that for flump's sake.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:57, archived)

is very fluffy though,

and most woo.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:57, archived)

Oh my

I only have 4 numbers.

Although I rarely post.. now I feel loved and old.

Mew.

(futile, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:14, archived)

beeeeautiful!

(

cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:57, archived)

if there was such a thing

i'd say that was too fluffy

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:57, archived)

i think it's the rainbow

that does it.

(

cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:59, archived)

WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE BUBBLES?!

there... now the picture's about soapy death

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:59, archived)

best kind

(

cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:02, archived)

is that from experience?

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:04, archived)

no comment.

i'd plead the 5th, but that doesn't work in the UK.

(

cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:05, archived)

it might work

in cyber-space.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:07, archived)

Shall we try it?

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:07, archived)

*pleads the fifth*

nope, still guilty.

(

cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:08, archived)

i dont think it makes you not guilty

i think it lets you shut up

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:09, archived)

yes

but it allows you to not incriminate yourself.

therefore, by not pleading it, you don't have a chance of appearing innocent if you are not.

or something

(

cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:11, archived)

yes

but that is lovely

It really is

/make his eyeball pop next

(

verbal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:58, archived)

Them's no moons

(

verbal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:59, archived)

You win the prizeee

(

Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:00, archived)

goodeeeeheee

what is eeeheeet?

(

verbal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:02, archived)

the reason for his policies

becomes clear

(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:51, archived)

gimme gimme gimme cybermen after midnight

wont sombody help me chase these timelords away?

(snailcat NNNNNNNNG, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:52, archived)

"I want that one"

but that's a snake. you wanted a rabbit.

"I want That One"

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:52, archived)

Tarnation

Make me look like a real go getter...227 days, four posts.

(Eggy Whiff, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:39, archived)

may i fondle

your front bottom?

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:39, archived)

i want to lick your fanny

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:44, archived)

i want to let you.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:45, archived)

Please...

...try and hit the reply button, for your own sake really.

Otherwase no-one will know what the fuck you are talking about.

(

Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:40, archived)

b3ta b3ta b3ta

we made you out of clay
and when you're dry and ready
with b3ta we will play

/lack of musical imagination

(

cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:41, archived)

*trombone solo*

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:44, archived)

boom

tsh
boom
tsh
boom
tsh

(

cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:46, archived)

*maracas middle eight*

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:48, archived)

*four measures of kazoo*

(

cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:51, archived)

*eight and a half spherical vultures of cymbal*

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:56, archived)

*128 bars of

Stylophone solo*

(

verbal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:56, archived)

quick

3/4 time!

(

cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:58, archived)

and now

456 measures of hot theramin action

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:02, archived)

buurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:58, archived)

Half a larger and lime

A double vodka and a coke for Jimmy, he's driving!

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:57, archived)

i like you

you're peculiar

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:48, archived)

that makes me happy

: )

(

cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:49, archived)

that's the nicest thing

anybody's not said to me.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:50, archived)

it's good tonight

even though there's some threadwasting going on - everyone seems to be very fluffy

i think it's making me angry actually

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:52, archived)

don't be angry.

get with the plan, maaaan.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:53, archived)

join the club, buuuub

(

cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:54, archived)

what a wonderful thang,

is the human wang.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:55, archived)

It ain't nothing but

a joke, bloke

(

verbal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:55, archived)

there's....

50 ways to leave your lover...

(

cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:56, archived)

what do you say

to someone who has just finished an art degree?

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:58, archived)

"Big mac and fries please"

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:59, archived)

and that's how the fryer works....

*edit* ohhhh, so close

(

cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:00, archived)

well...

that was a waste of time

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:00, archived)

skin

up
?

(

Duncan Disorderly, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:01, archived)

How did your

Art degree go?

(

verbal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:04, archived)

eh?

(

The Neville What what what, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:51, archived)

Darlic?

I'm going for 'Laziest b*stard' on the board award.

First post. Been signed up for a year and a half.

Whooooo!

(Wildchild, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:35, archived)

i...

i fail to see the relevance of your post to anything.
ever.
at all.
3.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:37, archived)

That's because...

...we're all in on a big joke just to try and confuse you.

(

Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:37, archived)

joke's on you.

I actually have leprosy.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:39, archived)

I have

three of your fingers.

(

Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:50, archived)

If only

I could get them back out...

(

Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:50, archived)

don't worry,

i grew them back.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:51, archived)

In honest truth.

We are all one person posting repeatedly and repeatedly with hundereds of different logins. In reality - you are in a giant dome, we are all actors. Except me. Im your friend.

Edit: Come to my neverland ranch!

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:40, archived)

hi!

dalek?

(

cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:37, archived)

mmmmhmmm

/it's ok, this one is devoid of Pippy's floating head

(

verbal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:38, archived)

ARGH!

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:44, archived)

that is truly

the bestest bash photo
evar

(

verbal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:47, archived)

agreed

though mystery bob's marching ijon tichy is on a par with it

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:49, archived)

Nice try...

...but some folks haven't posted at all since signing up.

Welcome to the serious debate and political analysis anyway.

(

Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:39, archived)

Congratulations

...on your first ~~threadwaste~~ post.

/fluffly
Has it not occured to those in power that if we keep building wheelchair ramps everywhere, we will be a pushover when the Daleks come to invade us?

(

Duncan Disorderly, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:39, archived)

It's a misconception...

...that Dalek canot get up stairs.

I clearly remember an episode in the Tom Baker era when a Dalek was able to float up a staircase.

(

Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:41, archived)

I think Tom Baker

was on drugs. he usually is

(

The Neville What what what, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:42, archived)

long hair

=dead givaway

(

Duncan Disorderly, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:47, archived)

but i'm not on dru...

oh.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:49, archived)

REQUEST

for the anim where the dalek lifts up its studs like a skirt and climbs stairs

(Hobbes, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:47, archived)

that was the mk2 dalek

(snailcat NNNNNNNNG, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:49, archived)

Any friendly advice?

I'm in a whole wack of make fun of MJ mode. Working on a few gags... and ani's.

Here is the first one of hopefully a few.
Fun with Michael Jackson

(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:30, archived)

Didn't...

...you already post this ealrier tonight?

(

Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:32, archived)

stop following me everywhere,

please, it's annoying.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:33, archived)

How's the coconut?

Is it secret? Is it safe?

(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:40, archived)

you must take the coconut

to the cracks of Lisa Riley, and cast it forth, to be henceforth destroyed. forthwise.

(

The Neville What what what, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:41, archived)

That's bluddy wonderful

now send me some drugs. Get to it, naked boy!

(Roland Deschain, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:24, archived)

You may take our lives...

...but you'll never take our reply button.

I think that's the one you should have pressed.

(

Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:25, archived)

i assume

you're talking to me...

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:26, archived)

or maybe not.

i don't really care to be honest.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:29, archived)

Hey little guy

How ya doing? I'll talk to you if you want? But on one condition - you give me a big happy sunflowery smile and make mr sun come out and chase all those bad clouds away! Remember - no more mr.grumpy face!!

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:30, archived)

urm...

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:31, archived)

that's the loveliest

thing i've ever seen on this board

i'm going to save it

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:32, archived)

i feel proud.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:34, archived)

look

it's on my desktop...

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:41, archived)

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:45, archived)

hello!

2 questions:

1) Where did you get the icon you use for your hard drive?
2) Have you ever used Safari? If so why is Mozilla better?

(Hobbes, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:52, archived)

i get

icons from www.iconfactory.com

and i dunno why i prefer mozilla - i just do :)

edit: i got the full set of icons...

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:54, archived)

coolness

(Hobbes, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:00, archived)

i'm going to wank over it

then rub my willy on your nose

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:34, archived)

blimeh.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:36, archived)

You happy baby orangutan

...

(Roland Deschain, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:04, archived)

(kerouac, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:24, archived)

SPASTIC AT THE BACK

£10 to win

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:27, archived)

hooray!

my drugs are the best!

(

The Neville What what what, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:08, archived)

I PH34R J0UR 1337 DRUG5

In other news, my mate has been putting odd stickers around Glasgow - here's some examples

He's from Leeds you know - that's why he's a cunt.

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:10, archived)

if he put them

actually inside glasgow, he might have a bigger impact.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:14, archived)

i despise you

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:14, archived)

sorry.

i think i'd quite like to spread stickers through cardiff.
but more fluffy than his.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:17, archived)

you could put a load up saying

"I WANT TO HUG YOU TIL YOU DIE"

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:18, archived)

i'm not sure if that counts as fluffy.

perhaps
I WANT TO HUG YOU AND NEVER LET GO.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:22, archived)

I AM THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:11, archived)

I AM THE SPIDER!

(

The Neville What what what, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:13, archived)

I am the Walrus

(

Duncan Disorderly, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:16, archived)

SLAUGHTERHOUSE ATTACKS SPIDER

USING MYSTIC SLAUGHTER ARM.
SPIDER HP-12

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:16, archived)

SPIDER ATTACKS SLAUGHTERHOUSE

CALLS UPON MAGIC SHARK ATTACK
SLAUGHTERHOUSE HP-15
LUCK+1
CHEESE AND ONION PRINGLES+15

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The Neville What what what, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:20, archived)

SLAUGHTERHOUSE ATTACKS SPIDER

USING MEAT HOOK OF DOOM,
SPIDER HP -7
SKILL +5
VEGETARIANISM +2

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:23, archived)

SPIDER ATTACKS SLAUGHTERHOUSE

USING BAD 80S MOVIE ATTACK
FLASHDANCE+5
NATIONAL LAMPOONS VACATION+14
SLAUGHTERHOUSE STAMINA-500

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The Neville What what what, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:29, archived)

haha.

shut up now.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:30, archived)

agreed

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The Neville What what what, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:32, archived)

haha

i larfed.

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cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:35, archived)

You are in a clearing.

To the west is the KFC. To the east is Asda.

Stood before you is Ian Duncan Smith.

> HIT THE CUNT

You are not carrying a CUNT.

> SHOOT THE TWAT

You have no gun.

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:24, archived)

SET FIRE TO IAN DUNCAN SMITH

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:28, archived)

Fire started.

SAVE? YES/NO

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:29, archived)

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:29, archived)

INSERT BLANK CASSETTE AND PRESS REC+PLAY

PRESS ENTER WHEN READY

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:33, archived)

shit, i hate this bit.

REC+PLAY

*sits back, puts on Queen album*

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:35, archived)

tssschkkkkcchhhchh
chhkkchckkskkbbbb
chkhhbbbkkkpppptttt
ccchhhhjkkkctcchhtb

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verbal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:41, archived)

that sounds nothing like queen.

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:42, archived)

Have you listeneed to

The Prophets Song
backwards.

It sounds like that, backwards.

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verbal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:45, archived)

backwards you say?

listen to this

it's scary

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:47, archived)

turn me on

dead man

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verbal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:49, archived)

i dont get it

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:00, archived)

You hear it forwards...

& then backwards.
The distant woman says the same thing backwards
or something
(look @ the rest of the site)

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Duncan Disorderly, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:03, archived)

GO TO KFC
you are standing in KFC, in front of you is some ethnic minority getting paid pittance to serve your fat ass. Behind you is the door. I suggest you use it or fucking buy something.
GET JOB APPLICATION
You have the JOB APPLICATION
USE PEN WITH JOB APPLICATION
You do not have enough mind points to apply for a job here
EXIT KFC
Im sorry, i dont understand the word "EXIT"
GO BACK
you find yourself in 1983. "The Power of Love" blasts out from Biff's car. The clocktower is in a lovely state. The Sun is shining.
LOOK AT BIFF
biff is indeed, a tyrannosaurus rex
RUN
where do you want to run to?
RUN THE watermelon AWAY
you run and run and run and before you know it you have grown a big beard, inspired millions, and coined the phrase "shit Happens". What do you want to do now?
BURY JENNY.
You bury jenny. As you walk away, her decaying hand pushes itself out of the grave.
STAMP ON HAND
It doesnt work.
PUT BUCKET OVER HAND
it doesent look like it's enough.
PUT "A FAREWELL TO ARMS" ON BUCKET
you are a boring zeppelin.
EXIT
are you sure you want to exit? zeppelin face. Y/N
Y

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:36, archived)

haha.

more film references than you could shake a jew at.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:38, archived)

hahahhahaaaha

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cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:16, archived)

Tom cruise in

Battle of Britain shocker!!

Apparently tom Cruise's next film is about the american pilots in the Battle of britain, who, no doubt, probably won it for us. The bastards.

In reality - there were only ten american pilots involved in the battle of Britain (acording to some historical american website!)

Gah! What next? Arnold Scwarzenegger climbs Everest BEFORE Hillary? Harvey Keitel WINS the Somme in France 1914? Russel Crowe DOESENT LOSE vietnaM?

I mean - a little known fact is that George Washington was a GEORDIE. His family history traces back to the french. The earl of Wessingham came over to (what is now) newcastle and created Wessingham which soon was renamed to Washington. George Washington, a geordie, moved to America with the colonies, fought for independence, and ONLY then did he become an american. Before that - he was a fucking geordie. How great is that?

Way aye man! Hows aboot a bit' o independace for the lassies, like?

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:06, archived)

the hitler one is a gem

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:07, archived)

Quite

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verbal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:07, archived)

USA! USA! USA!

Oh whups, sorry, wrong thread...

(rhallstr, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:08, archived)

Ever tried

to convince an American that George Washington was British? lol..it's fun they get so annoyed

(sirhiss, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:08, archived)

But he was.

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:08, archived)

most of the

Americans i have met are adamant that Washington was AMERICAN!!!..can grasp the concept that he was born in Britain

(sirhiss, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:10, archived)

But he was American though...

...I think he kind of turned his back on being British with that whole declaration of independence thing.

I'll bet he won't be supporting England in the rugby world cup.

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:14, archived)

Well

You know for a fact that america has no real history itself. I mean - they consider 1881 to be pretty much the dawn of time for them. There was nothing before that! In the same way that there was no War that we'd been fighting for so bloody long. And yeah - I'll admit - we couldnt have won the war without you. But then - you couldnt have done it without us. Because we'd already spent several years beating the Nazis with sticks before you came along and finished them off. Ooh big deal. We weakend them.

Anwyay - there is nothing before america. I doubt the americans study "Prehistoric man" because he never existed after 1881. Anyway - they dont need to study prehistoric neanderthal men. They just watch the 10 o clock news and read about how he's on visit to england at the moment.

-rant over-

...maybe.

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:14, archived)

Most of the Americans I know...

...are intelligent, educated people who are well aware that there is a big world outside America that has done lots of stuff without them.

There may well be a majority of Americans who take no interest in foreign affairs, but how many average Britons take an interest in the political situation and history of, say Mexico for instance? Beyond what we see on the 10 O'Clock news anyway.

To class all Americans as narrow minded, jingoistic fools is to indulge in exactly the kind of behaviour you accuse them of.

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:19, archived)

True true.

But im bitter. And Im applying a stereotype. Same way as you view us brits as angry bitter pathetic ... oh wait ....

Anyway - more to the point - Do we dump our garbage in your country?

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:21, archived)

Do we?

No we dont. So get your garbage out of our country now.

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:23, archived)

You seem to be under the misapprehension...

...that I am American. I am Scottish.

I wouldn't blame an average American about having toxic waste brought here for disposal - there will be people on both sides of the Atlantic making large amounts of money on that deal, that's why we're getting it.

Nationality has nothing to do with that one.

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:24, archived)

I wasnt

talking about toxic waste. I was talking about the President.

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:26, archived)

haha.

you're scottish.
hahaha.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:27, archived)

From your viewpoint of Wales...

...I think you have no grounds to mock me.

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:28, archived)

Pah.

...

urm...

true.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:32, archived)

hahah

Im scottish too.

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:28, archived)

every american president

has had man-meat in their mouth.
100% FACT.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:09, archived)

Yes...

..and it's always mine.

100% FACT

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:10, archived)

i've got photos

of nearly all of said occasions.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:12, archived)

You still...

...haven't paid me for those.

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:12, archived)

Woah

you've got pictures of Abraham Lincoln sucking trumpet?
Pictures of JFK swallowing cock? (Dead or Alive?)
Pictures of Roosevelt been forcefully mouth-fed penis (go on F.D.R ... run away! Aahahha)

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:17, archived)

every man meat

has had an american president in their mouth.
98% fact.

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:10, archived)

your posts would make more sense...

...if you clicked the correct reply buttons.

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:11, archived)

My posts

...will never make sense, whatever buttons I click on.

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:18, archived)

Battle of Britain was on 5 earlier.

Good film

The Americans have been making a lot if revisionist films lately, even more disturbingly some of the new batch are filmed in a documentory style.
He have all picked up history from films & TV but this new breed feels more like propoganda.

He who controls the present, controls the past. He who controls the past, controls the future.

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Duncan Disorderly, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:13, archived)

He who controls the remote...

...decides what everyone else watches.

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:14, archived)

He who laughs last

...probably didn't get the joke

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Duncan Disorderly, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:15, archived)

Yes... thankyou Kane.

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:16, archived)

Kane?

George Orwell, mate

"It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen..."

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Duncan Disorderly, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:17, archived)

How sad am I ? Kane was the fellow who quoted it in "Red Alert"

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:21, archived)

Wasn't he the bald, goatee wearing baddie

from the original C&C who popped up in a cameo at the End of Read Alert?

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Duncan Disorderly, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:24, archived)

and the whole of Airstrip One

was completely fucked up

(paraphrase)

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verbal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:23, archived)

Scarily

prophetic

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Duncan Disorderly, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:25, archived)

"Sir, when a man is tired of Pants, he is tired of life; for there is in pants all that life can afford."

(Slight misquote from Samuel Johnson)

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:25, archived)

I read that latter section

as Samuel L Jackson.

For a moment I thought him a plagiarist, but then I remembered he's just an actor who once had really cool hair.

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verbal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:29, archived)

he wears a hat now.

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:34, archived)

to hide the shame

of a normal barnet

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verbal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:36, archived)

Och!

CONSPIRACY?

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:39, archived)

i wanted to paintmash a turtle

so, um. i did.
from memory, with no zoom, too (besides the obligatory "where's that fill leaking from?" hunt)

EDIT: did you know chicken wings are actually turtle legs?

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Dano, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:56, archived)

rationing meant

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:56, archived)

"that messages were limited to the title only"?

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Dano, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:57, archived)

indeed. Hence:

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verbal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:00, archived)

You're a complete

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:01, archived)

I demand

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verbal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:02, archived)

i've seen bigger.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:03, archived)

On you, I've seen

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verbal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:03, archived)

best unconcious shag i've had

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:04, archived)

covered in piss

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:04, archived)

but the next morning

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verbal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:05, archived)

but my grandma

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:08, archived)

i love autoscript

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:05, archived)

shave rave!

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:05, archived)

feeling peckish?

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verbal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:06, archived)

yes, it's rather nice isn't it

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verbal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:06, archived)

But the doctor said

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:04, archived)

I found three

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:04, archived)

Awww

thats cute.

(nan-demo, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:57, archived)

that's lovely :)

i like the fluffy levels here at the moment.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:01, archived)

damn cute n gravy!

I like the way the bubbles are pondering their brief existence.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:10, archived)

Betsy heard about the Cat and its fiddle...

.. and knew she needed to get her arse into gear.

(nan-demo, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:55, archived)

woo!

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rogan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:58, archived)

this is what is commonly known as pure class.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:59, archived)

I've hugged that coconut.

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:00, archived)

i seem to remember you doing so,

but i have no memory of what you look like.
unless you're the one who looks like dermot o'leary.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:02, archived)

I look a

complete twat.

Though, that doesn't narrow it down...

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:03, archived)

true.

i have photos, but i haven't uploaded them to anywhere.
maybe one day i will, and everyone can tell me who they are.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:05, archived)

bah

www.whothefuckareyou.com is taken :(

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:11, archived)

LOADS OF COCKS

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:14, archived)

Diarmuid O'Leary and the Bards
are ace.

Not that it's relevant now, mind

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verbal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:04, archived)

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