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# This will cure your hangovers

Look at them one at a time -which direction is each spinning in, clockwise or anticlockwise?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 16:41, archived)
# Higher
frame rate needed[1] before this question can be answered.

[1] without changing the rotation speed.
(I helped save b3ta! Lum, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 16:50, archived)
# i think the point is
that they can look like they are turning either way
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 16:52, archived)
# Yeah but..
I'm an awkward sod..

I'm not even hung over. I've been up for, umm, a while, and acheived loads today like, umm, reading b3ta, buying food, erm reading b3ta again...
(I helped save b3ta! Lum, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 17:16, archived)
# Looks to me like
They are just wiggling back and forth
(SnackAdmiral, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 18:11, archived)
# Yeah that's just it you can use the power of your mind to make them go in whichever direction you want.
They start to look a little like swastikas after a while though.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 16:52, archived)
# thanks
i've just been sick on my keyboard
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 16:52, archived)
# I'm not responsible
for any ill-effects resulting from this.

dogfeathers.com/java/spirals.html

Stare at the spirally thing for a minute (sit about half a metre back), then look at your hand.

For me it worked better in reverse, but you might find otherwise.

(edit: If you're running some sort of Unix, hp.vector.co.jp/authors/VA004959/gru/gru-8087.tar.gz does the same thing much more effectively (compile it yourself or if you're running FreeBSD get it from ports/games/gru).
(dougal, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 17:39, archived)
# thats nearly exactly
how id imagine taking LSD must be like...
(jazzpotato, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 17:50, archived)
# freaky
i really didn't expect anything to happen, but hark, thats quite bizzare
(juniorsquire, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 17:52, archived)
# If you stare at it like a magic eye pic
it looks better.
(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Sat 1 Jun 2002, 17:33, archived)
# you're right!
lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 1 Jun 2002, 17:57, archived)
# all i saw were
swasticas.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 19:10, archived)
# This must have been done before?
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 16:39, archived)
# Good Morning everyone.
woah, living in a time spaz and shaking like a leaf
(Nacho, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 16:33, archived)
# 'Morning' Nacho
See the pic below?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 16:40, archived)
# what that grey spinning one?
I need no help in that department.
(Nacho, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 16:47, archived)
# woo Nach !
switch your messenger on!
I have a present !!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 1 Jun 2002, 16:52, archived)
# It's on.
b3ta is well spazzing out on my pc
(Nacho, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 17:15, archived)
# it says you're offline
:(
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 1 Jun 2002, 17:27, archived)
# Nah
this
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 16:57, archived)
# OH!
Blimey! I'm probaby safer sealed in there for the time being.
I've got a right old slap head going on in that picture!
(Nacho, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 17:09, archived)
# Good Morning?
Great scott!
Its nearly six in the evening!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 16:43, archived)
# hiya!
hoorah for getting up late!
(redifusion, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 16:44, archived)
# Need something there fast?
Give us a call.

(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 16:27, archived)
# What if I ordered
some seeds? Can I be assured they all come through safely?

Love it.
(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Sat 1 Jun 2002, 17:28, archived)
# atternoon fowks. Right. Here we go.
I'm creating b3TV - a one stop shop where people can choose Drama, Games, Music etc. with links to some of the best b3ta Flash movies, quizzes etc. It's just at the beta (boom boom) stage at the mo clicky here . What I need is a 4 note sig tune for the opening screen which just has me plinking 4 notes on guitar at present. Anyone got something?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 16:18, archived)
# That is excellent
Well designed......woo !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 16:21, archived)
# Fantastic Sir Boab !!
That is a velly great idea, well executed !!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 1 Jun 2002, 16:58, archived)
# duuuude
i just saw the porn to be mike thing throught that - nice one dude, but i didnt know you'd be using pictures of me.....
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 16:24, archived)
# hehe
neither did I until I started making it. Bit of a rush job so I just used you for the porn guy instead of looking for one which I didn't really fancy doing.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 16:32, archived)
# I think the pics of mike made it extra special
but the sound didn't work properly for me. I couldn't make out any of the words.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 16:35, archived)
# it's the way he speaks -
honestly.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 16:36, archived)
# that would be my fault
crappy borrowed microphone.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 16:36, archived)
# Cool i want the woo and yay buttons to do things
Giant Bee needs to be there somewhere.
Also, that makeashorterlink think for the weather isn't really necessary now.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 16:35, archived)
# yes Giant Bee will be there
and thanks. any other suggestions welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 16:37, archived)
# oh cool good idea
i'll give the 4 notes a go, and upload it if i come up with any thing decent
(juniorsquire, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 16:28, archived)
# kinda spacey kinda cheesy
dunno if this is the kinda thing ur after?

4 notes


(juniorsquire, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 16:59, archived)
# Heheh
that's cool.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 17:06, archived)
# fucking A+
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 1 Jun 2002, 17:09, archived)
# That is well neat
.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 17:13, archived)
# Not 4 notes but
I made this using the little tiny keyboard and drumkit in last weeks newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 16:29, archived)
# cheers fnord
and ta for the colourful b3ta logo wot I nicked. Ta everyone and I'll pop back soon for any 4 note things.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 16:34, archived)
# Woot-a-riffic
Thats nice.
It has been favorised.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 16:31, archived)
# Um...
this?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 16:55, archived)
# that
made me laugh like a loon
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 17:08, archived)
# that's weird but it seems the mp3 didn't encode properly
there's only 3 notes and it cuts off before the full 2 seconds has elapsed, it happens when i'm encoding them during streambox it cuts out the last half a second or so.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 17:22, archived)
# wooooo!
that's noice!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 16:56, archived)
# nevermind
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 16:09, archived)
# but where
is his little winky?
(I helped save b3ta! spawn, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 16:25, archived)
# that is class
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 16:54, archived)
# Never let it be said that I dont jump on the bandwagon
The Ballad of the Lonely Lumpy.

(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 16:04, archived)
# Woo for the gratuitous

posting!
and for the piccy!
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 16:09, archived)
# Cheers
but why was it gratuitous?? and ? for luck.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 16:16, archived)
# Ahhhhhh
Poor lump, he's miserable but he sure can sing.
(I helped save b3ta! priestess I remember when this was all fields, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 16:34, archived)
# ANOTHER SONG IS HERE - I'M YOUR MUM
The new song "I'm your mum" is here. Lyrics by Rob, with a few additions by Koit. This song is truly classic but as usual, I need someone to host it for me.

Can anyone on Broadband spare 3.15mb to host this ? - if so, let me know your mail address

Cheers all.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 15:59, archived)
# i'd love to but i've had a freindly e-mail from blueyonder letting me know i'm nearly out of webspace.
I could try and put it on a dial-up account if you can't find anyoen else.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 16:37, archived)
# 'Twas a kind offer
But look, the fish has come up trumps !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 17:03, archived)
# i can- 'twould be an honour
you know my addy =)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 16:45, archived)
# Thanks a bundle Mr Fish of the space variety
mailing now
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 16:55, archived)
# All sent
.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 17:03, archived)
# sure?
it might be lost in the spaz somewhere... =/
spacefish at glastonbridge dot co dot yookay?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 17:10, archived)
# yep
[email protected]
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 17:11, archived)
# hmm...
i'll leave it for a bit, see if it comes through...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 17:15, archived)
# ok
just checked all - defo right addy. Deffy sent. Blueyonder was being all slow the last time I mailed one to fnord.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 17:23, archived)
# yeah
i sent some test stuff and that's not come through yet. if the tests come through but the file doesn't, i'll let you know!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 17:26, archived)
# I just tested my mail
and it is working....so what's going on is anyone's guess.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 17:33, archived)
# New gif about the heat
Made this for the fuck of it, it's NOT optimised at all, it's hyooj (500kb) but i've not the time to work on it at the moment, when i do i'll post it on here properly.

Clicky-clicky
(Dies Irae, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 15:59, archived)
# bloody hell.
My eyes!!

Not mine

EDIT: If you're hung over, this will fuck you up.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 15:54, archived)
# I think that needs
a not safe for hangover warning
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 15:56, archived)
# Ooops.
I think you're right.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 15:57, archived)
# ooh hangover!

this does wonders when drunk
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 15:59, archived)
# Cool
[thinks...Now if only animated gifs were as easy as that to make.]
(Blue™, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 16:21, archived)
# Cool
[thinks...Now if only animated gifs were as easy as that to make.]
(Blue™, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 16:21, archived)
# it looks like
an XBOX commercial.

on acid.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 16:17, archived)
# Good afternoon ingrates.
How the Tutankahmen are we this afternoon?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 15:45, archived)
# i am in a world of pain
feels like my brain is trying to escape through my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 15:53, archived)
# Ooch
I understand how that must be fucking painful.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 16:01, archived)
# ooooooow
my head really hurts
When travelling through the timespazz i noticed I had managed to post the word 'shitfaced' before I passed out last night. No memory of this.
I woke up on the sofa
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 15:44, archived)
# Morning squire
Hows the old ability to hummus?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 15:47, archived)
# hummusing ability
severely diminished.

I might have to start drinking again soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 15:52, archived)
# Next stop Glitterworld!
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 15:44, archived)
# Again
Ballard of the lonely Quo-Boys.
(I helped save b3ta! priestess I remember when this was all fields, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 15:44, archived)
# lol
if only there were some pictures of quo with a guitar already...
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 15:45, archived)
# Can the quo play guitar?
I thought they got session musicians in for all their complicated backing tracks.
(I helped save b3ta! priestess I remember when this was all fields, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 15:47, archived)
# ooh yes
they put hendrix to shame...lol
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 15:48, archived)
# Yay
I love it.

(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 15:47, archived)
# Inspired by
The earlier post by Priestess.

The Ballad of the Lonely Coo.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 15:24, archived)
# Woo
Coo hates both kinds of music; county and western.
(I helped save b3ta! priestess I remember when this was all fields, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 15:29, archived)
# no
wonder she's lonely!
(redifusion, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 15:31, archived)
# hehe
been watching the blues brothers? :)
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 15:58, archived)
# Not recently
but many many times.
(I helped save b3ta! priestess I remember when this was all fields, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 15:59, archived)

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