
I´ve got a quiz for all of you.
Here is the question:
What did I put into Jennifer Aniston´s hands on the image below?

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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:03,
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Here is the question:
What did I put into Jennifer Aniston´s hands on the image below?


thing that you blow into and it has keys on it like a keyboard?
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:10,
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coke cans layed out next to them.
its like you can make up the size and kind of ./... er ., compare things b4 ordering.
nice one sir cyril but access is more flexibil
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:22,
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its like you can make up the size and kind of ./... er ., compare things b4 ordering.
nice one sir cyril but access is more flexibil

pleased there is one called Greg (no offence to nice Gregs) coz there is a lad from Uni called Greg and he is an utter tool and deserves to be stuck up the orrifice of someone scary :-D
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:36,
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need is Hugo to pop up and announce his real name......:)
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:57,
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listen to R1 in the afternoons twixt 13:00 and 15:00?
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 19:41,
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salt/pepper dispenser or unusual cheese grater
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:11,
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a stylophone. that thing that rolf harris used to advertise.
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:16,
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a paddle. for spanking. and dont say no cos i know im right!
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:18,
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now all I need is someone to deliver that guaranteed salary, truckload of beer a month and unlimited livers :o)
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:21,
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and I got summat back even if it WAS a mail bounce :)
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:27,
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then you get something different. You get:
The-feeling-of-beeing-succesfull-and-happy-because of-this *1.
There it is.
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:30,
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The-feeling-of-beeing-succesfull-and-happy-because of-this *1.
There it is.

OF COURSE!
It's all so obvious now.
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:20,
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It's all so obvious now.

time spaz from 3.00 AM

Click for animated version
Sorry 'bout the size but it looked crap as gif. It's also nice to have a preloader I think.
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 17:56,
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Click for animated version
Sorry 'bout the size but it looked crap as gif. It's also nice to have a preloader I think.

germanic origins. I have nothing against the germans in fact i think i fancy them all.

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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 17:47,
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but the b3ta™ resizer has mungified it :p
[edit]sorted it noow :o)
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 17:57,
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[edit]sorted it noow :o)

I got really bored its revision time so i thought "lets get a photo of me and make me look like a fucted up clown" then i came up with this..

Sorry about the blatent advertising, hohoho
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 17:33,
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Sorry about the blatent advertising, hohoho

www.philprice.net.
philprice.net is entirely different!
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:09,
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philprice.net is entirely different!

of dashed borders i have seen. woo!
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:44,
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You're gonna get this deafening flypast in a minute... should be worth a look...
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 17:23,
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Missed it. All I can see is some coloured smoke trails over central London.
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 17:33,
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too, seemed to have missed the jubilee this year... oh well there is always next year
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 17:55,
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at my old scholle those fuck off big things always flew low over our school, that was groovy

bristols only acheivment is back in the air and as loud as she always fucking is
go on you fine bitch!
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 17:56,
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go on you fine bitch!

greek, not bloody german. No offence to any of our german chums, obviously, 'cos it's well before the spazz was invented. What's HMQ's real name? Von Hapsburg or summat?
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 17:18,
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coxe-sathug-gothe or summat triple barrel
phillip would be king of greece, but they realised he was a fucker so they had a revolution
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 17:32,
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phillip would be king of greece, but they realised he was a fucker so they had a revolution

a world leaders trip today aren't you. It's like what you'd see if b3ta ran madame tussaurds...
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 17:16,
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A quick question for the gents...
Just having one of those pissed-up lunch time debates and wanted to gauge opinion:
Would you rather be with a girl who was cute but a lil plump (i mean sz 14, not back end of bus) who was happy and self assured, or a slim glamorous girl who was insecure and regularly needed compliements and reassurance?
Cheers!
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Just having one of those pissed-up lunch time debates and wanted to gauge opinion:
Would you rather be with a girl who was cute but a lil plump (i mean sz 14, not back end of bus) who was happy and self assured, or a slim glamorous girl who was insecure and regularly needed compliements and reassurance?
Cheers!

No fucked up mental baggage is priority and then pretty face and then a cute tush.
simple x
edit:more importantly !!! the abilty to dance , sod the rest.
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 17:03,
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simple x
edit:more importantly !!! the abilty to dance , sod the rest.

lady delirium ... We all dig your style, liek cos u cannae be fukked up , if your on ere like.
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 17:12,
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either, so long as they're not too nasty to me
</insecure>
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</insecure>

the laydeez love you and you know it.
(edit - actually - doesn't everyone love you - everyone's met you and I think that was the general consensus.)
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 17:25,
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(edit - actually - doesn't everyone love you - everyone's met you and I think that was the general consensus.)

hah!
nah, i've never had a bad relationship (out of two) so i can't complain.
if you see any laydeez that love me, can you pass them on? cheers =)
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 17:30,
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nah, i've never had a bad relationship (out of two) so i can't complain.
if you see any laydeez that love me, can you pass them on? cheers =)

however i really meant ott insecure. The debate sprung up coz one of my mates is driving us all up the wall coz she feels the need to put us down to make herself feel good kinda insecure.
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 17:31,
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it'll either make her feel better or really piss her off. it's a win-win situation
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 17:34,
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she is a bottomless pit of attention needyiness. She has good friends, a lovely bloke (who she cheats on for extra attention and ego boost!)I am running out of ideas!!! I have tried pouring love on her, she just treats me like a sap for it.
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 17:37,
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out of her till she crys , then give a her good kicking in the twat.
she'll be a good friend for life after that
In sensitive mode today, hope you don't mind.
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 17:52,
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she'll be a good friend for life after that
In sensitive mode today, hope you don't mind.

I shall keep it in reserve lol
I am just getting bored of her. I am guessing guys must get sick of hearing it too after a while.
I've been fat, i've been thin, I'm usually somewhere in between. Never stopped me having a laugh, being loved or getting laid so why get worked up?
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 17:58,
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I am just getting bored of her. I am guessing guys must get sick of hearing it too after a while.
I've been fat, i've been thin, I'm usually somewhere in between. Never stopped me having a laugh, being loved or getting laid so why get worked up?

if its about weight n all that marlacky:I know i can't complain if im sitting on my ass not doing anything about it.
shecheats: maybe blokey is nice but a bit budget in bed.
Dumps on you all the time:You just have to give as good as you get, shell stop.
Why did i come to work i havent done any. Im turning into the biggest procrastinator in the world
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:04,
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shecheats: maybe blokey is nice but a bit budget in bed.
Dumps on you all the time:You just have to give as good as you get, shell stop.
Why did i come to work i havent done any. Im turning into the biggest procrastinator in the world

does she rip the gange? perhaps she should. a good dildo might calm her down too, though i am not suggesting that you are the one to provide this
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 17:57,
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i reckon she views sex as something you do to get attention too. it may never have crossed her mind to enjoy it...
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:04,
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you'd be thinking about the other one...
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 17:08,
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hmmmm. reminds me that i wish i didn't fuck up my recent longterm thing... ooops bollox and arsebugers fucksocks and a cuntymint... oh well she was uptight anyways
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 17:11,
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no argument. Had the 2nd one and she was a right royal pain in the arse.
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 17:09,
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See i reckoned a guy would want to fuck the second but go out with the first, which was the contention of my 'debate' after much ale this afternoon...
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 17:28,
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Song lyrics by Jade Blue (who I don't think is a board regular.
www.tomandphil.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/tomsk/mp3/letter-of-complaint.mp3
Gotta say, these lyrics are very well constructed. Minimal changes needed by me. Yay.
Big thanks to Tomsk for hosting and thanks to MJFallout for offering to host.
Other songs available at www.koit.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/b3tasong.htm
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www.tomandphil.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/tomsk/mp3/letter-of-complaint.mp3
Gotta say, these lyrics are very well constructed. Minimal changes needed by me. Yay.
Big thanks to Tomsk for hosting and thanks to MJFallout for offering to host.
Other songs available at www.koit.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/b3tasong.htm

and thanks for your more-rational-than-mine post earlier by the way - (if you can remember tht far back).
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 16:36,
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sorry wasps, i didn't know!
happy birthday to you!
happy birthday to you!
happy birthday dear aaaaaarghwasps!
happy birthday to you!
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 16:52,
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happy birthday to you!
happy birthday to you!
happy birthday dear aaaaaarghwasps!
happy birthday to you!

happy birthday
i've lost the top of the mic, so it's a bit lo-fi
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 17:20,
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i've lost the top of the mic, so it's a bit lo-fi

thought I could sing high! Good job I can't plug me mic in so I don't have to prove that :)
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:11,
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I.
OOPS. RATS, IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S JUST HAPPENED.
to be read in a Death type voice
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:25,
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OOPS. RATS, IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S JUST HAPPENED.
to be read in a Death type voice

of teenage Death's voice breaking. class.
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:30,
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They go and change the ftp passwords and fuck all the scripts... Amatuers and arseburgers
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 16:21,
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i've only just got in from an exam, and i'm probably not making sense. you were saying the site was fucked and you were getting too much traffic.
never mind. i'll go to bed i think.
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 16:35,
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never mind. i'll go to bed i think.

hanging that DDossed carrot in front of me... what does it all mean
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 16:39,
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flooding your server, in other words.
much like hosting female or shemale =)
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 16:42,
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much like hosting female or shemale =)

It's just their advertising policy... it's not like their censoring their search results:
www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF8&oe=UTF8&q=vomitous+worm
This blogger makes the point well:
www.patiopundit.com/archives/001268.html
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 16:20,
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www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF8&oe=UTF8&q=vomitous+worm
This blogger makes the point well:
www.patiopundit.com/archives/001268.html

at the idea of placing ad's to get traffic to a blog, aside from anything else - I don't know anyone that's ever done that. If it's any good, people will find it. (I know that wasn't your point, but hey, I'm tired!)
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 16:25,
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That was the other point I was too tired to make...
I suppose that's conscious capitalism for you.
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 16:28,
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I suppose that's conscious capitalism for you.

not too bad actually - doing a bit of unexciting freelance actually - but had a good weekend being fed by me mum.
Good trip away?
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 16:33,
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Good trip away?

why'd you yell at people - what've they done? Whatever - you'll be ok, things'll settle down, surely...
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 16:43,
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the other way round... they yelled at me... or more to the point took me out for a talk. They want me to do more corporate blah and im going off the rails on longshots. (they kind of seem to be working though)
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 16:46,
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but if it pays the bills and means you get to do good stuff out of 9-5 it'll be ok for a bit maybe? (hmm, no principles me - anything for a quiet life really).
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 17:05,
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pretty much every site has some opinion on it, implicit or otherwise. though having said that, advertising your personal blog on google is incredibly egocentric, no matter who you are.
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 16:33,
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Is your head the size of a Tefal man's yet?
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 16:35,
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the notes i made in the first five minutes were probably sufficient, but you have to blag these things out.
my head is quite tiny. like a baby's, only much smaller. more exams tomorrow!
thanks for asking!
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 16:37,
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my head is quite tiny. like a baby's, only much smaller. more exams tomorrow!
thanks for asking!

see, we said you'd rock. (we hoped it wouldn't be gently, backwards and forwards, but we didn't like to mention it). Yay you!
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 16:45,
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put him in some jedi gear
put him in some jedi gear
put him in some jedi gear
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 16:14,
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put him in some jedi gear
put him in some jedi gear

there used to be biscuits with coo on them? malted milks?
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 16:23,
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so here's a lemur on a girafobike to celebrate.

looks like you had a good time - can't imagine what you did when you were there
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 16:18,
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Preferably someone on Broadband........its 2.24MB
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 15:55,
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If ya wanna send it to [email protected] so I can up it and send you the link.
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 15:56,
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I was wrong. I cannot host it, `cuz I cannot up any sound files. Sorry.
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 16:01,
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File has already been sent - so do with it what you please.
CAN ANYONE ELSE HOST ?
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 16:02,
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CAN ANYONE ELSE HOST ?

At least tryed to help you, but was to fast in reposting without remembering.
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 16:06,
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I know you were trying to help......thanks for offering.
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 16:13,
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But I listened to the song and I´ve to say that it´s damn cool. Good work, a "Woo Yay" for this.
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 16:15,
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thanks. Plenty more to come, I have about another 10 to do.
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 16:20,
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but i wonder whats going on in your mind sometimes...lol
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 16:04,
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wossat?
I've just got summat that recognises family, work, potatoslop and beer!
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Tue 4 Jun 2002, 16:46,
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I've just got summat that recognises family, work, potatoslop and beer!

Perhaps someone wants to create something with this?

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