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# Like I said before, no bandwagons
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 4:29, archived)
# Repost for those who didn't see it earlier
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 4:16, archived)
# And you're calling us thick?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 4:30, archived)
# No...
...i'm taking the mickey out of the reading and writing gremlin ads.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 4:37, archived)
# woo to the pic!

(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 5:32, archived)
# and what do you have,
for those that did?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 7:36, archived)
# You do the math
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 4:12, archived)
# You want to go to the hospital
and get a smiley badge?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 4:16, archived)
# stick gay guy plus bed equal happy face?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 4:17, archived)
# something about a guy sleeping with LSD?
?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 4:23, archived)
# i know that feeling
ive just arrived in budapest and all the hostels are shut for the next 3 hours - bastards!!! im fucked!!!

edit: shitty mcdonalds web browser, no refresh!!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 5:00, archived)
# i know this exact feeling
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 4:09, archived)
# I know

But, I've been feeling bad for this little guy.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 4:01, archived)
# Perspective
is a scary, scary thing.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 4:04, archived)
# dat damn
good, dat!

W/Y/H
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 4:05, archived)
# awww
he's so cu--AAARGH!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 4:06, archived)
# yay 1001 post (not worthy of it's own thread)


Woo to your pic too, very woo
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 4:12, archived)
# Have a repost
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 4:16, archived)
# Hah!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 4:18, archived)
# Look at M ducks!
R M Ducks?
M R, C M P N.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 4:18, archived)
# U C D B?
O S. I C D B
D B S A B Z B.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 4:56, archived)
# oh bugger
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:59, archived)
# Now that's fancy
are you God?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 4:02, archived)
# Not always
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 4:04, archived)
# right i'm off to bed
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:53, archived)
# that is horrible.
and yet so good.

woo and yay!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 4:03, archived)
# weee fizzzz
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:35, archived)
# By the power vested in me by the readers of the Sun...
I declare the man on that sweet packet GUILTY of PEDOPHILIA!

My evidence? - it's written on his shirt.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:47, archived)
# peedo? pedo? paedo
philia

"why can't we think of the british isles without changing british for paedoph?"
- Brass Eye
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:49, archived)
# It's...
A Munky Dust reference.

Bow before The PEDO FINDER GENERAL!!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 4:04, archived)
# equally good shows
hats off
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 4:06, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:08, archived)
# good site for valentines day
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:34, archived)
# No one likes valentines, or maybe i'm just alone
either way TW
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:35, archived)
# ive never get a valentine
i guess its true. I really am a ugly fu*ker.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:42, archived)
# hurrah
we shall wallow in our self pity
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:42, archived)
# i like the tacoma one...
because i'm actually from tacoma. i'm in tacoma right now. :)
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 4:25, archived)
# Just had this sent to me.
is it glass cock or new stuff? presumably has been seen before. I was easily amused.
load.pquinn.com/binaries/fries/
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:41, archived)
# Seen it
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:43, archived)
# I've always wanted to know what those lyrics were
That's not new. I heard it about a year ago.
Pretty weird.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:44, archived)
# fred decided
he was spending too much time on B3ta




this was posted for 90 seconds on the day shift, but it was suggested that it was NSFW, so I deleted it, let me know if you think the same and it'll go.
/edit: However, now I'm going to bed, so you're stuck with it! 'Night all!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:31, archived)
# I don't think it's
NSFW.

She's a cartoon and not showing anything.

/edit: I like the pic, too.

(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:34, archived)
# those were
my thoughts, but one doesn't like to offend and all that!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:38, archived)
# No one's
working right now, silly billy.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:35, archived)
# It's mid morning in China.
Australia should be in the middle of their day, too.

(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:38, archived)
# yes but it's 20 to 4 in the morning
in the UK and i really should be in bed
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:39, archived)
# As should I,
but then who'd drink all the wine?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:42, archived)
# got no wine
and i can't be arsed with guinness too thick
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:43, archived)
# bad luck,
old bean. Jolly, bad luck!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:45, archived)
# what ho if it t'were not the hour it is
i'd sally forth to the local alcoholic establishment and curtail many a beverage
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:46, archived)
# I am
Sadly.


Night shift..
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:54, archived)
# Bright side:
You can get drunk in the afternoon!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:56, archived)
# Yay!
Plenty of time to drink cans of special brew in the local park for me!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:58, archived)
# you lucky
lucky
lucky
lucky
bastard!

Nice one, Centurian, nice one!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 4:00, archived)
# I'm
so sorry. We could have a party at your office, maybe. What type of beer do you prefer?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:58, archived)
# Woo! Party.
Time to go photocopy my arse.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 4:01, archived)
# Oh, I see:
A one-man party? More fun.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 4:01, archived)
# after her mum warned her about not becoming an opera singer she soon forgot

did i give this a title? did i give this a title? did i give this a title?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:21, archived)
# that is very silly
i like

woo!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:23, archived)
# thanks
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:25, archived)
# Haha!
lunacy!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:25, archived)
# Yay for animation!
Haha. Knob stockings?!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:27, archived)
# don't ask
it's one of *my* day's
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:27, archived)
# More adventures in stop motion.
I wish i had done this in time for suicide week.

#1#2

Woo! Second FP! in only 2/3 of a year!
Now i really need to find some proper webspace for posting.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:19, archived)
# HeHeHe,
I've got that same computer at home.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:20, archived)
# woo
nice
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:22, archived)
# heehee
woo
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:23, archived)
# Reminds me of
Gumby. The part where they stick in some filum clippage. Ok, I'm showing my age here.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:28, archived)
# yay!
that's groovy
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:29, archived)
# I love stop motion.
so much that i think i'll shamelessly plug my own stop motion as a response.

what can i say?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 8:39, archived)
# that's
great
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:10, archived)
# I don't
wish you had done it in time for suicide week

As that was the week after my husband was discovered dead, from suicide, and for the best part of 4 months previous to that he'd done most of his "living" online...

No, this is not a joke

email if you want any details

but if you spam or send viruses I shall devote the full force of my being to wiping you out...
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:58, archived)
# ...
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:12, archived)
# that one's dry,
should try the other.

WOO, etc.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:15, archived)
# Life's a journey...
I think he just likes playing with it...
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:18, archived)
# The big one
likes it more than the small one.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:19, archived)
# Perhaps
but I know I'm quite fond of playing with them.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearl Jam Jam

Playing the songs of the great band Pearl Jam, who are playing the songs of the great band Pearl.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:12, archived)
# Stay!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:01, archived)
# HOT DOG!
arf!

and on that note i am off, nite folks!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:01, archived)
# 'night
.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:06, archived)
# who
do you give the bones to???
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:03, archived)
# other dogs
so as to ultimately create "mad dog" disease
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:04, archived)
# Don't you know the number one rule?
don't let fat people own tasty dogs
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:05, archived)
# The Daily Spore 034:
The High Priest's previous experience as an avant-garde fashion designer
was a great help when it came to making his ritual masks.

clikki to visit the Daily Spore™ for fullsize pic. A Sporific doodle a day...
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:46, archived)
# wooyay!
excellent as always.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:48, archived)
# Yay!
I'm always happy to see these.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:51, archived)
# thay are happy to see you too
and thay are asking me if they can nest inside your brain?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:58, archived)
# You're assuming
I have one.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:02, archived)
# they'll settle
for your sock drawer, or possibly in an empty can of fruit cocktail if you've got one handy.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:04, archived)
# Sock drawer it is.
It's cosy in there, they'll like it.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:07, archived)
# queer eye for the headhunter guy
woo yay!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:51, archived)
# Your dailyrific sporetacular
is always pleasantly regular and I find them immensely pleasing.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:53, archived)
# it's all down to weetabix
and the dimensional rift in my tooth. :)
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:56, archived)
# hurrah!
one last f5 before bed and a lovely spore appears... fab as ever :)
night all!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:00, archived)
# fankoo :)
and nitenite
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:03, archived)
# g'night
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:05, archived)
# You are
genius
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:21, archived)
# Beautiful work
as always
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:29, archived)
# Badger resemblance?
Having never seen a badger, as we don't have such creatures, I never realised my dog bears a passing resemblance to one.
...I should say that I have been (involuntarily) hospitalised for my imagination before...

/edit No shop...just crop
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:40, archived)
# good use of photoshop
...
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:41, archived)
# the sarcasm is palpable
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:42, archived)
# I'm happy to say
that my office blocks any images coming from msn/hotmail addresses. I think I've been saved from seeing something that would depress me!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:43, archived)
# it's a dog
...
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:45, archived)
# Every picture
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:49, archived)
#
don't they just?

damn https..
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:53, archived)
# 404'D!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:54, archived)
# ...
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:40, archived)
# i'm not sure i want to know the story behind that one
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:54, archived)
# oh pity
i was trying to be subtle

takes his northerness away
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:44, archived)
# that's
probably because I don't have it.


...sorry!
/edit used PhotoImpression4 badly!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:43, archived)
# hey!
that looks a lot like my dog... except my dog is white with black spots... but half the dog's face looks like mine...
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:42, archived)
# I saw your photo
and I wouldn't say half your face looks like my dog.
You shouldn't be so hard on yourself.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:45, archived)
# hehe
i meant my dalmation.... what breed is yours?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:53, archived)
# He's
a Rottwieler X Border Collie
( a Borderline Collie, you could say )
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:59, archived)
# ahh that's an interesting mix...
almost as strange as the jack russel / pitbull cross a friend of mine had... the funny thing there though was that the mother was the pitbull
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:00, archived)
# v. brave
jack russell with a step-ladder.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:02, archived)
# better than the jack russel being the mother...
that would have been a painful birth
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:08, archived)
# where is the dog?
all i see is a badger.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:45, archived)
# Badum
tish!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:46, archived)
# badger?

now THIS is a crappy photoshop image
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:57, archived)
# Julie was so depressed, she only saw the negative in herself
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:37, archived)
# Badum
tish!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:38, archived)
# Hahaha
.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:39, archived)
# how
do you get that negative effect?

woo
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:41, archived)
# in photoshop you can invert the colours
or you can solarize the layer
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:42, archived)
# indeed
.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:43, archived)
# i just made a new layer copied the image, then inverted it
in potatoshop
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:43, archived)
# Speak very condescendingly to her.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:53, archived)
# Adventures in stop motion.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:36, archived)
# Heheh.
You should have it come and eat the camera. That would be even more woo!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:39, archived)
# thats making me dizzy
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:39, archived)
# is this
the new air traffic control system that cost millions?

I'm not impressed

woo tho ;o)
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 3:10, archived)

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