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How long has this site been going...?

Can't wait to annoy you all with my naff photoshops...

Woo

([]DOo []DOo, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:48, archived)

not sure exactly...

it got a mention in the doomsday book though

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munkt0n, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:50, archived)

Some of the early history of b3ta has been documented by scholars:

fasten seatbelts, approaching the time spazz

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chthonic, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:52, archived)

Hello!

and welcome!
You're in luck - we are currently recruiting for (unpaid) naff photoshoppers with mildly disturbing kitten obsessions.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:56, archived)

Kittens eh?

Am I allowed to have road kill kittens or do we have to keep this semi-respectable

([]DOo []DOo, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:14, archived)

Hmmm.

You'll have to talk to Mr Lumpbucket about that, I'm not the best person to ask really.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:21, archived)

You need

The Factually Inaccurate History of b3ta:
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:05, archived)

Hello

nice to meet you

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bazman, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:07, archived)

Welcome to the circus

new kitten shopping dude person.

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Hugo Rune, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:09, archived)

have we had any images of sexually aggresive dolphins today?

Well, have we...?

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:44, archived)

One more afx anigif , and lol @ coffee , hash , and sitting around making INSANE music =]

mckayness.com/~maphive/new_music/98dirtbike.mp3

(maphive, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:34, archived)

holy shit

i reccommend u seek professional help, thats some worrying anim

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smirny ~(8(|), Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:38, archived)

help

please someone post a kitten or something nice, I'm scared

also noticed.....Hummus?

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bazman, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:41, archived)

fucke

your making my brain explode with all thiis muzzack

(minoltion, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:50, archived)

That is the most twisted thing I've seen for a long, long time

I absolutely love it!

(Nacho, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:53, archived)

Im scared.

mummy

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:19, archived)

OI!

anyone wanna go see the new starwars at the IMAX wosssname at waterloo soon?
Should be good. And I aint seen the film, so dont roon it for me..

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Hugo Rune, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:34, archived)

i would very much like that

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smirny ~(8(|), Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:36, archived)

early next week then?

I'm already making the "whooom whoooom" noises :)

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Hugo Rune, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:38, archived)

time, place etc...
(ok place is prolly obvious)

just gimme the details damnit!!

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smirny ~(8(|), Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:16, archived)

i'll let you know tomorrow after I sort me life out and things..

gimme a mail @
[email protected] to remind me because Im a great big twat at times.

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Hugo Rune, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:24, archived)

I haven't seen it either,

but I understand it contains some Jedis and some spaceships. Have I rooned it for you yet?
btw tomsk isn't in today but he was planning to go and see it again at the IMAX so do let him know when you go.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:50, archived)

nope.

you and tomsk wanna come along too?

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Hugo Rune, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:51, archived)

natalie portman

is in it, surely that's made you wanna see it?

(minoltion, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:53, archived)

nope.

I fancy yoda. Went out with a girl once who looked a lot like him.
*coat*

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Hugo Rune, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:55, archived)

*smiles beatifically*

no, I think I can live without seeing that movie, thanks. Given that I didn't bother going to see the last one, and fell asleep during two of the other three.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:05, archived)

i was chucked out of the cinema in the last one

me and the then mrs rune had a light sabre fight and got kicked oot.
Fuckers :)

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Hugo Rune, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:07, archived)

fastcar, i got the CDs!

thankyouuu

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tomdog, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:33, archived)

my pleasure

and thanks for the widdle doggie wrapped up in a plastic bag. It's just what I've always wanted.

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fastcar, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:36, archived)

actually

how the hell did you do the speech-bubble ?

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fastcar, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:38, archived)

with the shapes tool in photoshop

you might not have them installed.. you can download packs of them somewhere

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tomdog, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:41, archived)

Ooo Ooo

where...where .. ?

That sounds far to much like Hair Bear from the Hair Bear Bunch.

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fastcar, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:42, archived)

hhhhhhhhere

here

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tomdog, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:46, archived)

cheers

I just did a google search and found the same site.

Gracias

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fastcar, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:49, archived)

Poo

I have photoshop 5.5 and they only work in 6.

Nuts !

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fastcar, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:58, archived)

get photoshop 7!

if you haven't got a fast connection i can send you it on CD

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tomdog, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:04, archived)

cheers

I'll down load it from somewhere and then pay a visit to astalavista. I can't use kazza 'cos of the firewall.

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fastcar, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:07, archived)

poor liddle seal!

awwwwr.

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rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:36, archived)

that'd be one ugly seal

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tomdog, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:39, archived)

looks again

it's a dog. oops.

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rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:40, archived)

new quiz

seal or dog?

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rogan, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:56, archived)

you may have heard me mention it before

but...
Corel PhotoPaint is the suckiest load of moose-shit for doing anything more advanced than potato prints with...and anims...pah! get a bleeding zoetrope...rrr rrr rrr!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:32, archived)

zoetrope? I had to look that up

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rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:35, archived)

made one at school

still got it aswell...works quite well!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:36, archived)

how

uncultured you are.

*snobbish look down nose*

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fastcar, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:37, archived)

me?

I haven't even got a degree mate.

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rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:38, archived)

that's good 'cos I haven't either

I'm just surprised that you didn't know what a zoetrope was.

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fastcar, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:40, archived)

I always try to suprise ...

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rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:42, archived)

(SF, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:28, archived)

Warning for anyone who thinks it's easy money selling their soul

This is what you pets will see when you try and give them a cuddle.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:22, archived)

it's as if Buffy was set in Wolverhampton ...

... "Oim gonna boight yow, oi am."

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rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:24, archived)

sorry

but i can't tell which photo's worse

(joannie, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:25, archived)

I can't decided which

image is more scary.

ducking and grabing coat

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fastcar, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:25, archived)

i don't want to be a snob

but people who look like that should not be allowed to wear boob tubes.

(joannie, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:27, archived)

careful on the comments

she and her boyfriend read b3ta - and asked us to promote the link. EDIT: I don't mean *slap*, I mean be aware that she'll probably read your comments.

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rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:28, archived)

i'm sure she's a very lovely person

she just needs someone like me to give her a bit of advice is all!

(joannie, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:30, archived)

rofl

funniest shit ive seen in a while

(maphive, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:06, archived)

I think she's lovely

and .... urm .... has anybody got a bigger shovel please.

Thanks,

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fastcar, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:30, archived)

if you

want to advertise your soul, I think you have to expect some comments, both negative and positive.

(crazymum, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:40, archived)

Yeah

lets have a photo of her without it.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:29, archived)

Looks like her right one has been

inflated more that the left?

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Ted, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:30, archived)

reminds me of someone

looks worryingly like A***** W********* 's lovely Tina

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gster, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:28, archived)

Oh god.

This was my auction.
She's not my girlfriend, and don't worry she will find the negative comments amusing, so don't leave the country just yet.
I can't believe ebay shut us down. We could have been rich! Filthy, stinking rich!

(theredqueen, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 17:22, archived)

that's me in that pic

and it was a very hot day at Homelands. I make no apologies for my boob tube! I want my £200, 000 now.

(Lyns, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 17:28, archived)

Jango Muss

someone posted a picture, a week or so ago, or jango fett, a la once were warriors, i think it had a fish slice in it, any chance of a repost.

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(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:21, archived)

here

it is

www.b3ta.com/board/1/1/8/8/8/2/

(skagg, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:47, archived)

cheers

...

(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:02, archived)

Bleh,

Seeing as my original post got spazzed 3 pages back in the last 2 hours, and there might be someone who could help me now, i'l just c+p the whole thing here... I wouldn't, but its kind of urgent, brr...
"Started off today with doing the monthly virus scan, and it crashed half way through... Probably not good, I thought, but I put some music on and went to wash and stuff. Music stopped, came back, computer buggered, about 5 blue screens when I load up, its taken me 4 tries to get it to stay running, and on startup it tells me something about "4 last int""
Right, I reckon its fluke that it's loaded up this time, so i'm going to burn to CD anything important I can find, then start fiddling... Only problem is, I have no idea where to start fiddling. Advice anyone?

(Glag, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:14, archived)

Fiddling is mostly a waste of time

Back up anything important (including your favourites and stuff like that) - you do this anyway don't you?
Wipe the drive
Reinstall OS and apps.

Sounds like a lot of work, but it comes out quicker in the end and is guaranteed to work.

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chthonic, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:19, archived)

Well,

Most i've ever really done is stick ram in, I don't trust myself when it comes to formatting and the like, i'm gonna be such a great assistant IT support bloke come work experiance.
Anyhow, as long as everythings backed up I may as well try a little fiddling...

(Glag, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:23, archived)

whatever else you do

create a boot disk before you start fiddling...

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rogan, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:28, archived)

Okay...

Boot...
Disk...
...
I should really learn something about computers before I go off to work experiance...

(Glag, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:31, archived)

really

a boot disk is a floppy disk with the bare minimum you need to access dos, your harddisk and normally your CD. Without it fixing your computer when its gone titsup is a lot of hassle. You should be able to create one from the windows control panel (somewhere in System I think). good luck.

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rogan, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:43, archived)

highly reccomend

when you reformat

partition the drive, copy your win98(or whatever) cd onto your second partition

install from there.

makes life a lot easier.

(cybo, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:04, archived)

just did

exactly what you advised - finally back online! Hello all!

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csabai, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:31, archived)

any chance that it's a bit hot inside?

try running it with the case off and see if it is more stable. just don't let kittens anywhere near it.

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tomdog, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:20, archived)

did you want the webring stuff?

its all here - http://homepage.eircom.net/~fuzzbucket/webring/

(minoltion, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:26, archived)

Ooo,

Ta for that, I doubt my webbys going to updated for a while though, I can practicly hear my computer dying, as I move the mouse it chugs... Sniff...

(Glag, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:29, archived)

It's not so much pr0n that annoys me

as people who really like pr0n.

This lot are discussing the jailbait or legal quiz, trying to work out which of them are 'stars'.
(and, of course, spectacularly missing the point of the quiz).

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chthonic, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:12, archived)

sooooo

tell us what you were doing in rec.arts.movies.erotica .hehe

(minoltion, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:15, archived)

I think mike (like me)

likes typing "b3ta" into google groups and seeing what people are saying.

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rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:15, archived)

bah

no-one's discussing my name..

how boring...

oo lookie..
*REVIEW: TRANSSEXUAL HEARTBREAKERS #12 *

quite a series then

(minoltion, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:17, archived)

nothing to see here

just move along please.

(I was searching for people talking about b3ta stuff. I do it when I'm bored. I'm bored at the moment.)

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chthonic, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:17, archived)

yep

I've been following that too. I'm taking the quiz down tomorrow morning, so that should be the end of that.

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rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:15, archived)

oh my god

what is so wrong with these people's lives that they can't get a lay away from the keyboard?

(joannie, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:20, archived)

come to Ian

..badly done, sorry!

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munkt0n, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:10, archived)

hahaha

hahahaha

(skagg, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:12, archived)

Villaged of the damned

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rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:13, archived)

frightening

marvellous

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bananaman, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:13, archived)

okay...

i'm worried!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:15, archived)

That's pure 'Come To Daddy'

Well done for mixing two threads together.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:20, archived)

It's the piercing yet quizzical gaze

of that little girl with the beard that works best for me.
[edit]oops, two of them are girls. I meant the one in the middle.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:21, archived)

dedication to science

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:09, archived)

love it

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rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:10, archived)

woo

yay

(joannie, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:13, archived)

hehe

loverlee!

(crazymum, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:23, archived)

this

is nice

(Esteban, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:09, archived)

He'd look like a cool little groover

if he didn't have a snot rag in his hand.
Mind you, that has been my favourite hand held accessory for as long as I can remember anyway

(Nacho, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:58, archived)

anybody used to go to

mobilesdisco.com, back in the day?
i hadn't checked it for yonks but it appears to be offline.

(spiral, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:06, archived)

I used to check it out ...

... I thought it was beautiful but annoying. Inspirational but not quite right ...

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rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:08, archived)

have you seen habbo?

it's a great concept/ lots of hard work but there isn't really anything to do if your over 15.

(spiral, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:10, archived)

yep. habbo was basically a later version of mobiles

I hated that I couldn't cut and paste. That really annoyed me.

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rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:12, archived)

internet archive to the rescue

http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://www.mobilesdisco.com
Last indexing was Oct 2001

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:51, archived)

Woo Hoo!

Lunchtime.
Sieze you all in an hour.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:02, archived)

previous?

half twelve in my time zone!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:16, archived)

Possibly

The most useless web site in the world. Unless you need that many decimal places.

click

(Glis, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:58, archived)

my physics teacher used to have

the numbers for the combination on his briefcase 314 159
as my brother used to sing to me... nerd nerd nerd.. nerd is the word...everybody's heard about the nerd.... dunno if he was trying to tell me someting

(joannie, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:03, archived)

not as useless

as this

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bananaman, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:11, archived)

This is a poem i wrote called 3.14159 set to some music

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:29, archived)

so this Ian Bell bloke

- is he related to lumpbucket at all? I think we should be told.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:50, archived)

He doesn't look anything like me :)

and if Ian is at all responsible for the Amiga version of Frontier, I'm a better programmer than him :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:58, archived)

that was quite a cool game though

ahh my wasted youth

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hal9000 sme, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:59, archived)

i loves it

and still do

but that was all braben's fault was frontier

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bananaman, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:03, archived)

The actual game logics not bad

but having rooted through the disassembly, the Amiga basecode is poo :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:16, archived)

so what colour anorak

do you prefer ?

I think a nice blue one with the fur around the hood would suit you.

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fastcar, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:28, archived)

I don't subscribe to the whole "geek" thing.

I like doing geekish things, I like geek humour, but I refuse to give up the social life, and I refuse to wear shit clothes. :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:40, archived)

sounds cool

to me.

:o)

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fastcar, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:44, archived)

1 afx anaglyph , and one damn guud song for you this morning =]

mckayness.com/~maphive/FREIGHT_TRAIN.mp3

(maphive, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:45, archived)

that is

the scariest thing i've seen in my life.

(joannie, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:48, archived)

agree.

(Amerella, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:48, archived)

mummy make it stop!!

(joannie, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:50, archived)

tried it with

the tune playing at the same time ?

(minoltion, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:09, archived)

You've not seen my

brother then, obviously.

(wingnut, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:59, archived)

nice...

I saw AFX at 'Lost' this weekend just gone. He actually looked like that at 3am and with a belly full of 'funny head' tablets

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munkt0n, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:48, archived)

here's mine

with david braben as his cat

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bananaman, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:44, archived)

Nice

Expect him to break into a toothy grin.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:50, archived)

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