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# sorry (no I'm not)
Is he American?

(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:51, archived)
# seeing as Ive been ill for the past day or so........
who the fudge is jeff anyway?!
(Joose2001, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:53, archived)
# Jeff's
great!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:56, archived)
# yes.....but...........
who IS he?!
(Joose2001, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:00, archived)
# well he's not
a geeky TWAT! oh no...not Jeff!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:03, archived)
# From last night:
linky-woo
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:11, archived)
# thank you........
now it all makes sense....... sort of anyway
(Joose2001, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:35, archived)
# thank you........
now it all makes sense....... sort of anyway
(Joose2001, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:35, archived)
# Jeffs great
ta!
(Jeff, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:09, archived)
# no
worry's!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:37, archived)
# Reminds me of a joke about army cutbacks...
*:) to self*
[edit] I know Jeff thinks we're a bunch of geeky twats, but I did go to bed reading the MS-DOS manual last night... :(
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:53, archived)
# smaller neater cursor pointer
right click save as, stick in c\windows\cursors directory, choose as main pointer ! huzzah!
Disclaimer:
may not work on all systems :)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:47, archived)
# YAY
It works nicely on mine :-)
Its kinda scarey in a way.
I keep trying to "escape"
the bear :-/
(tylrdiablos, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:33, archived)
# hello
hi im new, qotsa by the way. be gentle with me.
(alonerdottiearebel, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:44, archived)
# Hi there.
Don´t be afraid, those guys are gentle most time.
(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:47, archived)
# OK
as long as you spell better than jeff
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:47, archived)
# and
enter into the spirit of the board.

Edit: Oh yeah, i forgot welcome. I am relatively new too and they are good guys, just go with the flow.
(Bobbie Bigguns, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:50, archived)
# my flow
leads down the pan and round the u-bend!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:05, archived)
# wot iz rong
wiv jeffs spallin?
(icedragon, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:50, archived)
# nuffink
it's really jif and his magic clean language
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:52, archived)
# Welcome
have a great big huggy wuggy.

(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:49, archived)
# a little game.....
this images makes a line of lyrics from a song can you guess which song and who its by??

these are a line from the lyrics of a recentish song can you guess it??
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:40, archived)
# UM...........
Feel Good Hit Of The Summer by Queens Of The Stone Age?
(Joose2001, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:44, archived)
# yeah
well done, probably a bit too easy then........listening to it on the way to work this mornign and its stuck in my head....
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:46, archived)
# just a tad............
can you do another song?! pweaaaaaaaase
(Joose2001, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:51, archived)
# ok....
i'll do another one in about 10 mins gota find some pics and a new song to think of
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:02, archived)
# Wot are the lyrics
then? Don't know any qotsa....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:54, archived)
# they are.........
NICOTINE, VALIUM, VACODIN, MARAJUNA, ECSTASY AND ALCOHOL

repeat a million times

then the chorus is

CO-CO-CO-CO-CO-COCAINE

such a class song :-)
(Joose2001, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:59, archived)
# fantastic song.
Not as good as 'lost art of keeping a secret' though
(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:02, archived)
# YAY!
now Ive got that stuck in my head.... "whatever you do-oooooooooo-oooooooooo , dont tell anyone"
Plus Ive got an image of matey bloke being naked whilst playing his guitar.... aggggggggggghhhhh!!
(Joose2001, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:06, archived)
# Is there a song called
"A Top Night Out"?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:44, archived)
# the theme from happy days??
hmmm....fags pills pills spliff doves beer.
just a guess.... but anything by shaun ryder?
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:48, archived)
# They were great the other night...
Saw em at the Mean Fiddler on tuesday, and Dave Grohl was on ze drums.. superb gig.
(I helped save b3ta! hanrahan, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:23, archived)
# Morning m8s.
Just let me tell you, how much I love B3ta.
(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:39, archived)
# A10 Groundhog anyone?
those crazy yanks
(pibakic, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:35, archived)
# Woo Yay
heavy weapon, ai?
This really is genius.
(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:37, archived)
# Floss well
You'd want to keep that fur clean so there wasn't too much drag
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:42, archived)
# brilliant
its been a while since heavily armoured fish day. Can we have a heavily armoured small mammals day?
(I helped save b3ta! weebl Mashed farts, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:04, archived)
# fire-fighting
woodland creatures?
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:09, archived)
# sounds
like a plan to me...
(pibakic, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:10, archived)
# World cup birds gallery
clicky
(djmothra, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:32, archived)
# the word "babe"
is being used somewhat liberally here methinks
(I helped save b3ta! adverse_camber, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:35, archived)
# babes
Well how about we all say something like "Those birds were a right load of Jades!!"
It will catch on
(Alienboy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:44, archived)
# the french bird
is nice though!!!
(djmothra, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:47, archived)
# I think
she's Thierry Henry's bird. Jammy twat.
(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:52, archived)
# shes got a what!?
and how do you know? :)
(GlobaModule, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:55, archived)
# behave
yourself!!
(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:00, archived)
# I can only say.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:39, archived)
# meh
meh

and ditto!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:40, archived)
# That's it
I'm off to Bra-zil.
(lowey, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:44, archived)
# Wow!
Even hotter than the F1 pit-lane babes!

/sarc
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:41, archived)
# repost from last night- but worth it
http://www.telgraph.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:26, archived)
# oh that is just so beautiful
right the little web terrorist now aren't we?
(I helped save b3ta! adverse_camber, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:30, archived)
# Heehe
nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:54, archived)
# how
the hell did you do that? classier than a room full of posh birds though...
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:30, archived)
# lol.........
explain please as I am thick this morning..... still funny though
(Joose2001, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:31, archived)
# I sincerely
hope that some boney-fidey Torygraph readers see that by mistake.
(tomsk, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:37, archived)
# even without sound
made me laugh out loud.

Very, very funny.
(pibakic, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:38, archived)
# Inspired by the spelling skills of Jeff,
perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:40, archived)
# ha ha ha
I was just laughing at the animation and saw your crack about spelling.

on the floor

Guffaaaaw
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:46, archived)
# Was that perchance...
aimed at Jeff?
(sonicpeon, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:45, archived)
# yay to that - pitty
there's no clever way of telling what visitors thought they were gonna find
(the bit about smelling of wee made me laff - always does - well that's about my level really!)
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:53, archived)
# heh!
Very funny!
(qwerty, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:10, archived)
# seeing as jeff's stil about,
and there's a healthy level of confusion as to who he actually is, I can still post this wot I made yesterday, but couldn't post till today due to temporal technical issues relating to the substrata of (stop rambling...)


(Hosted by Pizza due to hosting issues)
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:25, archived)
# You must have spent literally minutes on that!
I like your style!

Can I be Jeff?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:30, archived)
# Oh I spent at least 30 seconds on MS paint doing that
It's one of my greatest works.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:39, archived)
# I want one
http://www.autospeed.com/A_1306/viewarticle.html
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:25, archived)
# Morning all.....
Im having a major brain block atm, cant think of anything funny to patioslop this morning :-(
Need inspiration........
plus been ill for the last few days ......... bugger
(Joose2001, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:17, archived)
# Jeff, wohoo, are you out there
come back to the playground.

I'm realllllly really really really sorry.

Did it not make you smile just a bit though?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:16, archived)
# I've been doing a bit of tidying up
so that's B3TV updated, and the B3tan sites page updated now. That is awl.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:16, archived)
# wheels were bloody irreplaceable
goddamnit, I've had to scrap her...
scrap

*sniffs*
(pibakic, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:13, archived)
# Woah Yes Man!
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:11, archived)
# I have now embraced summer by ditching the trousers
and wearing short skirts and tight tops. Does that mean I am a proper girlie now? Even if my name is Dave?
(wingnut, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:09, archived)
# just
be sure to shave, you'd look silly with a beard
(I helped save b3ta! dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:19, archived)
# Oh I shaved the beard off
- even trimmed my nasal hair and the bountiful amounts of hair sprouting out of my ears. The bus driver called me 'luv' so it must be ok.
(wingnut, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:36, archived)
# don't
forget to use perfume instead of aftershave tho'....it's the little things that count you know
(I helped save b3ta! dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:52, archived)
# I just had the b3ta dumb and dumber sent to me.....
That is the first time..... it felt real good to write back and point out the b3ta sign in the bottom right hand corner and say..."This is where I hang out"

mwah and good morning to the board...!!
x
x
x
(I helped save b3ta! Lula too poor to pay attention, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:08, archived)
# Morning Lula :)
.
(wingnut, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:10, archived)
# Good morning Lula! ;-)
have fun at the beach at the weekend?
(djmothra, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:11, archived)
# hello love
:)
(fluff, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:11, archived)
# morning
and good morning to you all.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:12, archived)
# Morning Lula.
Nice to see it's the b3ta image doing the rounds and not the MM-P. Hasn't got to me yet. Will do soon enough, no doubt. Yay.
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:23, archived)
[challenge entry] John and Pol Pot..


...Were lovers before John met Yoko.
The pair split up after their unique version of Give Peace a Chance failed to chart.
It was a crying shame.
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:07, archived)
# just made a pointer for the die-hard b3tans
right click save as, stick in your pointers directory, choose as main pointer ! huzzah!
it's come up a bit big for some reason, I'll work on it a bit, still works tho' :)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:05, archived)
# Woo
I gotta furtive pointer.

Excellent Work Mr Pizza
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:09, archived)
# er, wheres my pointers directory likely to be located please?!
?
(fluff, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:10, archived)
# c\windows\cursors
:)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:11, archived)
# fang ewe
only work computer won't let me access it :( thought it wouldn't. worth a try though...
(fluff, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:16, archived)
# woo
& i think yay that's rather good
(I helped save b3ta! dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:11, archived)
# I'm using NT
and it don't seem to work, *sniff*.

I might try and make my own though. Thanks anyway pickle.
(I helped save b3ta! fastcar, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:14, archived)
# Is it just an NT4 thing,
or is the cursor a black box?
:/
Fucking work computers...
[edit] Forgot to say Thanks, so Thank You Mr P!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:15, archived)
# Shite!
Been packing all night (off home today) and haven't slept. Feel a little giddy.

Time to pack my pc up I reckons. Fingers crossed I'll be back tonight (on shitty dial up. Poo)

Bye for now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:05, archived)

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