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# new apple thingy...


its the Apple iCrap(tm)
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 13:05, archived)
#
(¬, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 12:44, archived)
# ...
...TIM-MAY!!!
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 12:51, archived)
# eh oh!


maccy-tubby!

(3rd f**king attempt)
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 12:25, archived)
# I like this
It's a bit of a cynical marketing ploy for you to give over your email address but...
Arcade Quiz is not bad fun. I got 210 points.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 12:16, archived)
# new apple - a b3ta exclusive
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 11:55, archived)
# I was just trying to find out
what was happening, but all mac sites are too busy. I should've know to just hang out here!
Thanks rob
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 11:59, archived)
# this is all I can find
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 12:01, archived)
# Can you arrange
a side on view?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 12:06, archived)
# no, but i think it should be captioned
serving suggestion.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 12:08, archived)
# Do you think
it makes me look more handsome?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 12:28, archived)
# ..
iMacs ... bringing gays of the world together
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 12:44, archived)
# this is what Time Magazine say it looks like
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 12:02, archived)
# snap!
i think there's a game there.

google image snaps. can anybody tell me the rules?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 12:07, archived)
# all seems like hype anyway...
Why didn't they combine it with the launch of the segway and kill two birds with one stone?
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 12:43, archived)
# do you find this
Irritating?
(Lazarus, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 11:55, archived)
# Yes
extremely. especially when I finally managed to close it down and it exploded into hundreds of little ones...
(twelveways, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 12:01, archived)
# Aaarrg..
I think I hate you. :(
(spiffchapstick, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 19:46, archived)
# Xmas was an opportunity for my family to get together
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 11:26, archived)
# I think Boots got the colour balance wrong
Here - I've fixed it



(sorry rob :)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 11:54, archived)
# However.....
Not all the family went to Boston?



:)
Was there a wee family fall out over Christmas?
(I helped save b3ta! blah, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 11:55, archived)
# lord of the puddings
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 11:13, archived)
# No, this is the
lord of the puddings

And if you try to taste his sweet deserts, he will beat you away with his pointy stick.
(Lazarus, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 11:38, archived)
# I guess this was
inevitable:
lord of the ringbinders/
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 12:06, archived)
# as was the...
Lord of the Onion Rings
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 12:29, archived)
# Lord of the Dance of the Rings..

And I came up with this one weeks ago, too!
(Kimbo, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 14:47, archived)
# What started the
polar bear gubbins? Anyone got the original pic?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 10:31, archived)
# Did you
see the Ketchup polar bear on this site?
(twelveways, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 10:36, archived)
# that man's
a hero!

(btw, the original bear theft is on b4ta.com, I think)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 10:43, archived)
# Scissors/glue/free time
too much of! :)

I meant the 'if it's not tied down' bear of so-far-back-on-the-board-its-probably-dropped-off-the-bottom fame....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 10:44, archived)
# that is supberb
I want him to guard Snake Mountain and ward off evil
(Nacho, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 11:00, archived)
# the original original pic
was a poster called "Polar Love".
The furtive one came about from there. he's available as a PSD file.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 10:46, archived)
# Quality.
Moochos Grassy Arse!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 10:50, archived)
[challenge entry] hurrah for giant kitties!
Got the blighter!



And I really *do* have better things to do!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 10:26, archived)
# nothin in the the world
could be better than spending time here !
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 16:44, archived)
# These are just odd

Buy a duck
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 10:09, archived)
# Thumbs up
I bought those.. and the Betty Boop one, just before Christmas. I ordered them on 18th, and they arrived on the 24th. Pretty quick considering they're on the West coast. Postage was $35 for 3 ducks, 'cos it was by Fedex.
(I helped save b3ta! KQ, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 10:23, archived)
# blimey... that's lots and lots of money
But was it worth it? It looks pretty cool...
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 11:46, archived)
# Oh yes
They float properly. And they squeak too.
(I helped save b3ta! KQ, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 3:34, archived)
# I find this the most scary
(Lazarus, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 11:44, archived)
[challenge entry] the champion of the world?
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 10:05, archived)
# Did you know
That the Amazing George Francis is 32 years old?
Its looking remarkably well.
(twelveways, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 9:52, archived)
# heh
lol @ 'it'
(Slacker, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 9:55, archived)
# All Hail the Mighty Geoff
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 7 Jan 2002, 9:38, archived)
# hail no longer
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 10:00, archived)
# You've done it now..

Geoff has called his Mum, and
boy is she pissed
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 10:13, archived)
# Am I right
in thinking 'mammal' by they might be giants is the only pop song to mention enchidas?

Glass of milk
Standing in between extinction in the cold
And explosive radiating growth.
So the warm blood flows
Through the large four-chambered heart,
Maintaining the very high metabolism rate they have.

Mammal, mammal
Their names are called
They raise a paw
The bat, the cat
Dolphin and dog
Koala bear and hog

One of us might lose his hair
But you're reminded that it once was there
From the embryonic whale
To the monkey with no tail
So the warm blood flows
with the red blood cells, lacking nuclei
Through the large four-chambered heart
Maintaining the very high metabolism rate they have

Placental the sister of her brother Marsupial
Their cousin called Monotreme
Dead uncle Allotheria

Mammal, mammal
Their names are called
They raise a paw
The bat, the cat
Dolphin and dog
Koala bear and hog
The fox, the ox
Giraffe and shrew
Echidna, caribou
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 9:36, archived)
# Apollo 18
Enchidas ... they should be giants. But now see the constellation and ring your dinner bell
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 9:44, archived)
# woo! tmbg rock!
its good to know there are tmbg fans on the board!

my curiosity aroused, i did a search on google for "echidna song lyrics" and guess what site came up top of the list? none other than b3ta.com
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 9:47, archived)
# we are the answer
to all net queries.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 9:51, archived)
# fhgj
gfjfhkdgh
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 3 Mar 2003, 0:34, archived)
# Technology gone mad


a pic of a GPS locator/ wristwatch at the CES technology show in las vegas.

with the strange under line of "Locate your children via GPS", surely we are working to stop peadophiles, not produce tecnology to help them. i can picture a filthy pervert siting in his secret lair locating children in a command centre like NASA's. sickening.

any way, see it at the following address news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_1742000/1742203.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 8:54, archived)
# Oh no
my girlfriend will buy me one and weld it to my wrist...

"You're in the pub."

"No I'm not"

"Yes you are - you're at x6352722415:y1764857428 - that's the bar of the Bullstrode Arms"

There will be no escape.
(james, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 9:28, archived)
# With 3 lines of display
I reckon you could play defender on it. Oh for a watch with a chip8 in it.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 9:30, archived)
# What a brilliant idea!
I'll get one for Nicey!
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 9:35, archived)
# surely nicey only pops out to the local happy shopper
for more digestives?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 10:38, archived)
# That's what
he likes everyone to think. The truth is much more sinister...
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 10:58, archived)
# spill
the beans.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 11:03, archived)
# I can't
For he knows and sees all.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 11:31, archived)
# Apologies in advance for the awful pun
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 8:54, archived)
# Hmm
for a while this was appearing broken, but re-uploading it to a different directory seems to have fixed it.
How odd.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 9:39, archived)
# argh
that blokey (can't remember his name) on the far right used to scare me when I was a kid. He's the one who makes all the burgers I think.....

I'm gonna have nightmares tonight :(
(Slacker, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 9:51, archived)
# His name
is Wimpey, I think.
(twelveways, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 9:54, archived)
# One word...
Genious
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 9:53, archived)
# Two words
spell check
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 10:27, archived)
# 8 words
I can't count.
(twelveways, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 10:30, archived)
# Another word
Monkey
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 4:34, archived)
# Heavy metal crab carrot bloke
Coming to a moshpit/grocers near you soon...

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 8:20, archived)
# Fear him
for he is truly mighty.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 7 Jan 2002, 8:25, archived)
# Truly mighty
to all but dwarf rabbits.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 9:23, archived)
# eek
the horror
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 7 Jan 2002, 9:39, archived)

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