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# for those going to reading (and anyone else wanting a laugh)
Should be more entertaining than their performance 2 years back, which was decidedly lacking in gore and violence:
yucky clicky wicky
(I helped save b3ta! pip, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:09, archived)
# Does anyone know
Where I can get a wav of children in a swimming pool? preferably for free.

Will asking this get me put on a register?
(I helped save b3ta! Natt, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:08, archived)
# yeah,
it will
(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:20, archived)
# Question!
What do you think is the perfect music to photoshop by?
(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:05, archived)
# easy...
you want Spanish Flea.
Everything goes better with Spanish Flea!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:10, archived)
# Bryan Ferry singing
"smoke gets in your pies"
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:11, archived)
# Ch ch ch ch changes
David Bowie.....
(I helped save b3ta! Roland Rat, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:19, archived)
# I like the low hum of air conditioning
accompanied by pricks raising their voices over meaningless things because they think it makes them sound important to everyone in the office. And the intermittent sighs and moans every time they get a phone call or e-mail cos they think that their jobs are so stressful and important. THEN THEY FUCK OFF FOR LUNCH FOR 2 HOURS COS THEY ARE SO FRICKIN' BUSY!
Sorry, went off on one there. I am surrounded by c*nts.
My choice: Bowie.
Bowie is good for any situation. Or Mulligan and O'Hare
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:23, archived)
# Oh my god!!
do you work in my office?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:37, archived)
# Sounds like my office too :-(
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:40, archived)
# My Rose has left me!
I'm in a mood,
She's gone to Kenya,
With the bloke from Alied Carpets!
She wasn't immunised,
And that's a legal requirement,
She's been increasingly slap-dash,
Since she bought that new harthrug!
Oh Rose I miss you,
Where are you now?
Alone with your salesman,
YOU ADULTEROUS COW!
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:38, archived)
# woo!
mulligan and o'hare

the day the donkey derby came to town,
people came to look from all around,
then the supergroup, the who,
swooped down from the moon,
and squirted tart lemon in our eyes
or something..
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:42, archived)
# thank you so much
that cheered me up.
(thinking of Vic as he says "you adulterous cow")
hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:42, archived)
# personally
I thought "Kraftwerk" would be good.
(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:36, archived)
# extreme squirrel riding

not for the faint hearted.
(I helped save b3ta! weebl Mashed farts, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:02, archived)
# totally nutty dude!
.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:03, archived)
# hahahaha
that kicks ass. i want one!
(Altrezia, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:06, archived)
# .
(Dod, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:01, archived)
# The fun never stops on the London Underground
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 13:58, archived)
# hurray!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:02, archived)
# ha ha, that's great...
...let's build a site of all these and send it to ken
(Mattyboy, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:02, archived)
# right thats it
I'm moving to london! It looks great fun

Chip Fluffkowitz took advantage of the underground to get to work too!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:04, archived)
# Chip Fluffkowitz is my hero
I wish he was my dad!
(ComaToast, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:41, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:07, archived)
# railtrack finally discover cause of track damage

Excessive marmot cornering speeds
(parg, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 13:57, archived)
# oop! cheeky!
(shiftClick shifts it., Tue 20 Aug 2002, 13:56, archived)
# nice
action
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:06, archived)
# why is a waist called a waist
?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:06, archived)
# ho ho ho
hee hee classy
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:07, archived)
# Video of a kitten either falling asleep, or dying.
make your own mind up.

only way I can post this is to direct you to where I dump my files, and asking you to download it. Sorry

take me to your QP!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 13:53, archived)
# if that's the clip I think it is,
(can't download at work) then I've always thought there was something very dodgy about the way that kitten falls "asleep"... :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 13:56, archived)
# True
he gets that eyes closing, head dropping kind of posture that normally is only achieved with 20 quids worth of Amsterdams finest.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:00, archived)
# whores make you sleep?
Bah! I wont bother trying them out then!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:06, archived)
# Errr
stick, grab, end, wrong.

I was refering to the OTHER amsterdams finest.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:31, archived)
# I think they fall asleep
In the way the an ickle baby falls asleep, and then wakes up as their head drops and looks around as if to say "I'm not sleepy, really, I'm nooooaaaaaahh...."
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:26, archived)
# I think they fall asleep
In the way the an ickle baby falls asleep, and then wakes up as their head drops and looks around as if to say "I'm not sleepy, really, I'm nooooaaaaaahh...."
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:26, archived)
# you shouldn't have laughed like that
when you'd just killed that kitten
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 13:58, archived)
# No more cruel stuff to kittens.
Dr ! Thank gawd you is not a vet, he/she is sleepy NOT GONNA DIE, Sorry very protective when it comes down to the wee fluffy ones. Besides when I return from lunch it's usually me that dies, only to be brought back to life to come back to work to do it all again the next day! Peace to all kittens ;-I
(whore-monger Thermal rotating gimbal sprockets !!, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:20, archived)
# weird
sometimes when I refresh the board it's taking me back to 10.28 this morning - any ideas why?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 13:52, archived)
# Groundhog day syndrome kinda type thing
Look...there's a woo yay....the pope....and lots of London Underground japery...
(Moo Lefty Drinking From His Own Udders since, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:29, archived)
# Knock Knock
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 13:48, archived)
# who's there?
(I helped save b3ta! beardman, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 13:50, archived)
# the Irish Avon lady
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 13:54, archived)
# the Irish Avon Lady who?
I'm dubious about this...
(I helped save b3ta! beardman, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 13:57, archived)
# thats it
the Irish Avon Lady.

the avon lady advert used to be "ding dong (not knock knock), avon calling"...not as funny if you have to explain it...
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:03, archived)
# oh, i see
hmmm...can't hummus today, although I do remember that advert, or at least my mum alluding to it, so perhaps I should have understood...
(I helped save b3ta! beardman, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:24, archived)
# Bandwagon-tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 13:47, archived)
# humph
i came back from me hols with lots of photoshoppery ideas, but my computer won't start. this has nearly made me cry.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 13:45, archived)
# heeeeeeeeeeeeeey!
it's stouffer!

How was amerikee, stouff?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 13:51, archived)
# as they say in america
it was really, really good. um, man. i'm very jet lagged though, and just tried to buy kettle chips with quarters. did you know in america they have two types of barbeque flavoured pringles. lucky bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 13:56, archived)
# have you got fat on them then?
I should hope so.
You missed the latest Edinb3tan, but apparently there are pics...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:00, archived)
# pics?
where?
p.s in america a mars bar is called a milky way
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:03, archived)
# Chaotic Illuminator, Cobby and Bitchpapa
all took photos

As far as i know only Bitchpapa has his gallery up. Lost the link though
(thediscokingpin, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:06, archived)
# but...
but a milky way doesn't have any caramel in it.
What do they call a milky way?

p.s. I don't have any pic-links, I wasn't there. Ask spacefish, he's about somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:07, archived)
# what do they call
milky ways then?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:07, archived)
# they don't have 'em
they have things called mars bars, but they're not mars bars. americans are stoopid.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:08, archived)
# Probably shouldn't walk into this..
..what's a Milky Way called then?
(I helped save b3ta! adverse_camber, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:08, archived)
# What do they call a milky way?
damn those crazy yanks. Before they started meddling we didn't have to put up with the abomination that is snickers.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:09, archived)
# Indeed there are...
MINE:
members.lycos.co.uk/nailingblancmange/edinb3tan/preview.html

and BITCH PAPA'S

www.pistolstardesign.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/edinb3tansummer2002/index.htm
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:17, archived)
# so thats where your pics went

My regards to Mrs. Illuminator, by the way
(thediscokingpin, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:27, archived)
# I'll pass them on...
cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:33, archived)
# your
telepathy skills with regards to posting on this board have come on loads, though.
(I helped save b3ta! shindig, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:05, archived)
# i have
magical powers. not like david copperfield. the statue of liberty is still very much all present and correct, the lying bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:07, archived)
# "You take your car to work..."

"...I'll take my board."
as Weezer put it
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 13:44, archived)
# "and when your out of fuel
Ill still have... HUMMUS!!!"

lalala.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 13:46, archived)
# mr alfie with the broken &Band
fancy having a &Hand session tonight
(nut_sacks, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:27, archived)
# this is SUCH a good plan developing here...
can't we borrow a bit of tube for a b3ta bash and flood it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 13:53, archived)
# You Can rent Aldwych Station for parties
its where the prodigy did firestarter.

Not sure how keen they'd be on letting us flood it though.

(Apparently the Prague metro is looking for other uses at the moment though).
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 13:57, archived)
# oooh
i have that record. it's the very last one in my alphabeticly ordered cd collection yes, i know that makes me a pyscho. i'll have to give it a listen later
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 13:53, archived)
# You obviously need some Frank Zappa...
although after all my Zappa I have some Warren Zevon then I finish with a mad Russian band called Zvuki Mu.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:02, archived)
# yeah, probably
but i am only 16, and do have a cd collection at least 120cds bigger than any of my friends
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:09, archived)
# That means
'Moo Sounds'

Just in case you didn't know
(I helped save b3ta! numberbruncher - correct by nature, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:20, archived)
[challenge entry] the constantly annoying
divebombing jesii ruined emmanuel and ricardos first holiday in two years.

(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 13:41, archived)
# Impending Doom...
(Altrezia, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 13:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Why not come to.....
(Big Gay Al, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 13:38, archived)
# i love
stock libraries
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 13:47, archived)
# Dodgy Geyzer

Where's the cloakroom?
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 20 Aug 2002, 13:37, archived)
# revenge of the ginger
woo yay

(I helped save b3ta! Roland Rat, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 13:36, archived)
# Nowt wrong with being Ginger
-
(thediscokingpin, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 13:49, archived)
# Domokun
Wanted to be friends, but the rebels were having none of it...



/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 13:36, archived)

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